December 05, 2005

Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: I Overslept Edition ***Fatwas Issued***

Heh. I told Rusty I'd do this last night, but then I crashed on the couch and didn't get back up.

Fatwas will be issued Monday afternoon, which, now that we're almost in winter and back on standard time, is now evening.

***Fatwas issued...will the following people please remove their heads and come to the front of the class***

Winner: hondo, for ""Just how many of these soda cans do we need to continue funding our glorious insurgency?"

"Just shut up n' keep looking! Ali will be here soon with the shopping cart.""

Honorable mention:

Graeme for ""Hey Ahmed, to sit next to that trash you must be soooooooooooo gellin'!"

"I'm gellin' like a rape room felon. You want the melon? Or it might be squash.....It's hard to tell with all these flies around."" (if he would have just worked in the word smellin' - Vinnie)

Mad Man for ""I shouldn't have blown up our cleaning lady.""

Thanks all for a blessedly short one this week! Heh!

Don't forget to VOTE!

Posted by: Vinnie at 06:20 PM | Comments (18) | Add Comment
Post contains 189 words, total size 1 kb.

1 "Just how many of these soda cans do we need to continue funding our glorious insurgency?" "Just shut up n' keep looking! Ali will be here soon with the shopping cart."

Posted by: hondo at December 04, 2005 10:42 AM (3aakz)

2 "Hey Ahmed, to sit next to that trash you must be soooooooooooo gellin'!" "I'm gellin' like a rape room felon. You want the melon? Or it might be squash.....It's hard to tell with all these flies around."

Posted by: Graeme at December 04, 2005 11:14 AM (MzETg)

3 Ack, Ackmed! I saw infidel MacGyver make a rocketlauncher from drainpipe and soda can such as this, pass me another rubber band, Allah Ackbar!

Posted by: dave at December 04, 2005 11:45 AM (CcXvt)

4 When is Cindy Sheeman coming to get all her unsold books, cause I'm getting sick of waiting?

Posted by: thirdee at December 04, 2005 01:18 PM (H/s/E)

5 "Freegans" with Food Not Bombs dumpster dive in Iraq to help eliminate hunger by recycling excess food. "It's a weird Robin Hood kinda thing", says one freegan. "The U.S. builds bombs, and we dumpster dive. So it all evens out in the end."

Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at December 04, 2005 01:26 PM (8e/V4)

6 Well you guys just shot to hell any chance that I'm gonna make a witty comment. Oh what the hell. "They can take our lives, but they can never take... OUR GARBAAAAAGE!!!"

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at December 04, 2005 01:46 PM (0yYS2)

7 hahaha! good one, IM.

Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at December 04, 2005 01:48 PM (8e/V4)

8 Agent Smith's writers wade through the comic material for his latest stand-up show.

Posted by: Jester at December 04, 2005 01:51 PM (wBDaS)

9 Good point Jester - It may be a team effort - his material is shotgunned but some of it is quite good and there does appear to be a slightly different texture to it on occasion.

Posted by: hondo at December 04, 2005 02:33 PM (3aakz)

10 Muchos quesos Carlos.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at December 04, 2005 02:59 PM (0yYS2)

11 Cindy Sheeman's ghostwriting team decides suicide is not the answer after last week's book signing flop.

Posted by: thirdee at December 04, 2005 03:05 PM (H/s/E)

12 Contrary to popular belief, Al Queda did NOT recently purchase Waste Management. Stock analysts believe that these rumors were started by Waste Management customers who believe that even a group of towelheads could run a better trash pick-up company.

Posted by: Steve Sharon at December 04, 2005 03:54 PM (Xkt0+)

13 "I shouldn't have blown up our cleaning lady."

Posted by: Mad Man at December 04, 2005 05:17 PM (K6g1B)

14 "Ahmed, just where did we hide that IE........kaboom!!!!!!!Oh, shittttttt, Ahmed, the infidels were right, and I don't even like raisins!!!!!!!!

Posted by: jesusland joe at December 04, 2005 07:38 PM (rUyw4)

15 Agent Jones says, "Don't Mess with Texas".

Posted by: Agent Smith at December 05, 2005 05:36 AM (qLtuI)

16 "See, Mohammed. I told you that was a garbage truck we blew up. Not a specialized Humvee, you moron. Now we have to hide in alleys full of this stuff. Wait a minute ... is that a cumin cake?"

Posted by: Oyster at December 05, 2005 07:08 AM (YudAC)

17 Who is Greg?

Posted by: Agent Smith at December 06, 2005 06:12 AM (VX7Tm)

18 jo mama

Posted by: greyrooster at December 08, 2005 10:23 PM (Jj5yj)

Hide Comments | Add Comment

Comments are disabled. Post is locked.
23kb generated in CPU 0.0212, elapsed 0.132 seconds.
119 queries taking 0.1239 seconds, 267 records returned.
Powered by Minx 1.1.6c-pink.

Search Thingy



Recent Comments

Categories

Archives

Blogroll

Sample link

Monthly Traffic

  • Pages: 57439
  • Files: 16
  • Bytes: 340.1M
  • CPU Time: 30:29
  • Queries: 4931775

Content

  • Posts: 5690
  • Comments: 76631

Feeds


RSS 2.0 Atom 1.0