Caption this photo of Iraqis counting votes in yesterday's Constitutional Referendum:
Fatwas will be issued Monday afternoon/evening.
Or mid-afternoon.
Or mid-late-afternoon.
Possibly early evening.
Even mid-late-early evening.
Or maybe at dusk.
"Got a few absentee ballots here from some guys named Kos, Willis and Atrios. They're all marked 'No'. And they spelled 'no' wrong." by sortapundit
"Faisal, while doing his bit for democracy, secretly wonders and dreads how long it will take before someone notices his shirt matches the drapes." by Mr. Venom, who frightens me.
A off topic blatant link whorage by someone named Ritzy. Who shall henceforth be known as Ditzy.
Excellent entries from all, you're all number one in my book, and I gotta mighty thick book.
1
I take one one one 'cause you left me
And two two two for my family
And 3 3 3 for my heartache
And 4 4 4 for my headaches
And 5 5 5 for my lonely
And 6 6 6 for my sorrow
And 7 7 7 for no tomorrow
And 8 8 8 I forget what 8 was for
And 9 9 9 for a lost god
And 10 10 10 for everything everything everything everything
Posted by: MonkMojo at October 16, 2005 02:07 AM (sWjGN)
2
Hey man, this voting process we got from Florida is the greatest!
Posted by: Bubbe at October 16, 2005 03:56 AM (cbAi4)
3
"Hmmm ... what would Mullah Daley do ... ?"
Posted by: FrauBudgie at October 16, 2005 07:22 AM (+M6+7)
4
MonkMojo should win just because he's so cool...
"Oh, and he're s write-in for 'return Saddam to us'. Who the Hell is 'Sheehan'?"
Posted by: Gordon at October 16, 2005 07:43 AM (dEFhD)
5
Who's this Chad guy and why is he hanging out behind me?
One for the money... one for the show... one to get ready... and away we go...
Achmed, you know that those jedi mind tricks wont work on me... so stop saying "These aren't the votes you're looking for."
Posted by: lawhawk at October 16, 2005 08:31 AM (DmEnp)
6
Hey man, your face looks a little blurry.
Posted by: Jane at October 16, 2005 08:32 AM (6krEN)
7
Amir, look! Another write in for Cindy Sheehan!
Posted by: CDR Salamander at October 16, 2005 08:34 AM (m64uD)
8
Got a few absentee ballots here from some guys named Kos, Willis and Atrios. They're all marked 'No'. And they spelled 'no' wrong.
Posted by: sortapundit at October 16, 2005 08:56 AM (F1nba)
9
What's with all these votes for Al Gore?
Posted by: BoDiddly at October 16, 2005 09:47 AM (B5UQ6)
10
Hey!
This one says Hillary Clinton!
Posted by: Marcus Aurelius at October 16, 2005 09:47 AM (IP175)
11
Im holding two queens and three kings and a ace whats you got there?
Posted by: sandpiper at October 16, 2005 09:48 AM (QagY6)
12
They vote no, we win. They vote yes, we win. Man, democracy is awesome!
Posted by: Jim at October 16, 2005 10:34 AM (iD0gu)
13
Omar tries to take the pot by calling all-in with just a queen high in the Baghdad Hold 'Em national tournament.
Posted by: Jim at October 16, 2005 10:53 AM (iD0gu)
14
By Allah's beard I swear Abdul, this is the last time I fall for your "Dude, come on over and watch my new Burqa Babes Gone Wild in Damascus DVD" lie. I could be at home playing dirty camel herder with my wife, but noooooooooooo - I have to be stuck here with you guys counting ballots. And where the heck is that pizza we ordered anyway?
Posted by: Graeme at October 16, 2005 11:22 AM (wYSxw)
15
Any votes for "no"?
Go fish!
Posted by: Jeff Medcalf at October 16, 2005 12:57 PM (eer2X)
16
Abdullah, go to the door and tell Jimmy Carter thanks, but we can count just fine by ourselves.
Posted by: D. Carter at October 16, 2005 01:48 PM (xT77+)
17
Can you say President Schwarzenegger!?
Posted by: Ayatrollah at October 16, 2005 01:56 PM (497To)
18
"One million, three hundred thousand, four hundred and two, one million three hundred thousand, four hundred and three . . . Rasheed, will you stop singing '99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall'? Let's see, one million, three hundred thousand and . . . Crap! One, two, three . . ."
Posted by: D. Carter at October 16, 2005 02:49 PM (xT77+)
19
Don't miss the fatwa news!:
- Soccer Shariah
http://missmabrouk.blogspot.com/2005/10/shariah-on-soccer-field.html
- Egypt's Fatwa Crisis:
http://missmabrouk.blogspot.com/2005/10/egypts-fatwa-crisis.html
Thanks! More at http://missmabrouk.blogspot.com
take care / ritzy
Posted by: Ritzy Mabrouk at October 16, 2005 03:29 PM (pSHkP)
20
What's
this-- "No" votes from the Netherlands and France??
Posted by: charlotte at October 16, 2005 05:17 PM (ywZa8)
21
Count carefully, my friends, else the American Democrats inspect your dimples and hang your chads...
Posted by: charlotte at October 16, 2005 05:22 PM (ywZa8)
22
Ali, I'll see your fascist Iraq and raise you a democracy.
Posted by: charlotte at October 16, 2005 05:40 PM (ywZa8)
23
Who the hell is Christine Gregoire, and where did all these Washington State Gubernatorial ballots come from?
Posted by: Anty at October 16, 2005 06:46 PM (P/IhD)
24
Monkmojo : This will go down on your
permanent record.
Posted by: Howie at October 16, 2005 09:26 PM (D3+20)
25
They voted on time yeah yeah, They voted on time yeah yeah.
Posted by: Howie at October 16, 2005 09:29 PM (D3+20)
Posted by: Howie at October 16, 2005 09:32 PM (D3+20)
27
"Hey, how goes the tally so far?"
"'YES' is winning and 'NO' is coming in third."
"Third? Who's in second?"
"Pat Buchanan."
"Woo Hoo! Democracy has arrived!"
Posted by: Tuning Spork at October 16, 2005 09:40 PM (Kfkyk)
28
"You imbecile, I said to forge voter registrations, not GOAT HERDER registrations!"
Or...
"See? I told you strip hold'em was more fun without that Sheehan bitch."
Posted by: RomeoDelta at October 17, 2005 01:54 AM (8Aigg)
29
hey good editorial give it a read http://www.timesonline.co.uk/newspaper/0,,170-1829047,00.html
Posted by: Graeme at October 17, 2005 04:59 AM (CY03r)
30
I just want to point out that the "Graeme" recommending the Times Editorial and the "Graeme" of comment #14 are not the same person.
Posted by: Graeme at October 17, 2005 06:29 AM (ZBCiB)
31
The accounting firm for American Idol tallies voter results over tea and falafel in a private get-away.
Posted by: charlotte at October 17, 2005 09:37 AM (ywZa8)
32
Faisal, while doing his bit for democracy, secretly wonders and dreads how long it will take before someone notices his shirt matches the drapes.
Posted by: Venom at October 17, 2005 12:02 PM (dbxVM)
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I like Venom's.
"One alhumdulillah, two alhumdulillah, three alhumdulillah, four. Five alhumdulillah, six alhumdulillah, seven alhumduneo-cons more."
Posted by: charlotte at October 17, 2005 01:34 PM (6krEN)
34
Hey! What are we supposed to do with all these AOL CDs?
Posted by: JustPlainJoe at October 17, 2005 03:06 PM (Xj6+u)
35
"I found the missing Florida votes, quick we gotta call Gore."
"Very Good, Saddam wins the Iraqi Presidency again with 100% of the votes."
Posted by: Rodney Dill at October 17, 2005 07:23 PM (tGTSA)
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