March 27, 2006

Blog Sabbath Caption Contest - Play Matlock Edition

Yes play any roll in the courtroom other than Phil. Judge, Prosecutor, Juror, Happless Defense Lawyer. You get it and no Andy Griffith required just but it may help with the judge. It also means that at least one person will post as Phil himself.

I'll start us off with this :

I may be a killer but just look at me, I'm Crazy Man!
May the force be with you! Wait a minute, I broke my own rule dag nabbit.

Fatwa issued against : Yo for :

"It only get's like this when I'm guilty."
Fatwa also issued against Greame, who we would like to have in America, for blantantly attempting to please the blogger(judge) and coming up with this :
Yes your honour, my client did kill, but a man has a limited tolerance when it comes to people blowing on his head and then yelling: "What kind of lame a** dandelion is this?"" Just at that moment, Matlock touched his frying pan and was shocked by his malfunctioning electric stove. Elsewhere at that same moment, a frustrated James Brown was pretending to be asleep as fellow passenger Howie continued to talk: "Yeah, I like Motown music, but what I really love are nipples!"
Honorable mention to Vinnie who can't win because he's a co-blogger for :
"The Dread Pundit Bluto, with hair."
Fatwa issued against Dr. Rusty Shackleford for not playing.

And last but not least Venom because Vinne is scared of him and it's some sort of tradition :

"So, if I go to jail, will my Pr0pecia prescription continue to be filled? Bummer"
Several others were good too but I have to be strong and pick. I hate that.
So while I was digging this up this morning I ran across this. I thought it was too much for the Jawa but apparently exposed nips are in this year. Hooray. What you got to say to that Matlock? Original nips and all over here so Rusty doesnÂ’t get in trouble. Not sure Rusty would want exposed nips on the Jawa he has enough problems. Also this proves that I like babes a bit too much maybe and why I love yahoo. #1 in nipples. Extra points if you can include Motown and a shocked Matlock and James Brown in one post. Hopefully Rusty got some wilderness loving this weekend but not maybe he'll come in and see these. Next he will feel happy and blog a bunch. Not really safe for work but you could agrue it's art.

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1 "Hey, James Bond ain't got nothin' on me."

Posted by: Rodney Dill at March 26, 2006 02:49 PM (tGTSA)

2 Phil came to realise that his grandmother's warnings were only partially correct. Yes it does cause vision problems, but the hair doesn't always end up growing on your palms.

Posted by: Graeme at March 26, 2006 03:08 PM (VwhTY)

3 "It only gets like this when I'm guilty."

Posted by: yo at March 26, 2006 03:37 PM (6DvwA)

4 Play that funky music white boy!

Posted by: Marcus Aurelius at March 26, 2006 03:46 PM (ffPYG)

5 Surprise witness - Fabrice the Hairdresser: Yes! I'd know that hair anywhere! That's him, you're honor!

Posted by: Gordon at March 26, 2006 04:04 PM (i0N3d)

6 although his face did not betray him, the testimony was indeed, shocking

Posted by: Mad Man at March 26, 2006 05:01 PM (K6g1B)

7 If you put enough hairspray on that helmethead hairdo, then yes, it most definitely can be used as a lethal weapon. Thta is... if you don't die laughing first.

Posted by: RepJ at March 26, 2006 05:31 PM (y6n8O)

8 "... but I did not shoot the deputy."

Posted by: Rhymes With Right at March 26, 2006 05:37 PM (DaC76)

9 "What? What are you looking at? Is my fly open?"

Posted by: traderrob at March 26, 2006 05:44 PM (3al54)

10 No matter what those pricks say, it's the last god-damned time I let them talk me into playing with one of those static ball thingies. Even if I'm drunk.....

Posted by: Dmac at March 26, 2006 07:24 PM (Lqn+9)

11 "Venom reacts to the news that Vinnie didn't do this week's Caption Contest." Or, "The Dread Pundit Bluto, with hair." Or, "Dr. Rusty Shackleford after spending the last 3 days in a tent with the in-laws." :-)

Posted by: Vinnie at March 26, 2006 07:39 PM (f289O)

12 Vinnie I thought you were on hiatus.

Posted by: Howie at March 26, 2006 07:57 PM (D3+20)

13 I'm not blogging right now, is all.

Posted by: Vinnie at March 26, 2006 09:17 PM (f289O)

14 "C'mon, man. Disco Stu loves the ladies. He doesn't kill them in cold blood. Ya dig?"

Posted by: slug at March 26, 2006 10:00 PM (wYW63)

15 "The reception in here is terrible."

Posted by: Fred Fry at March 26, 2006 10:11 PM (HJnrm)

16 I'm SHOCKED! Shocked and appalled @ these accusations against me!

Posted by: mychimo at March 27, 2006 12:45 AM (7eM4T)

17 We have recieved inteligence that Iraq's WMDs may have been transfered out of the country to be hidden on Phil Spector's head, the President has announced that troops are on their way following a preempive "shock-and-awe" airstrike.

Posted by: Ranba Ral at March 27, 2006 02:58 AM (GyNTD)

18 "Yes your honour, my client did kill, but a man has a limited tolerance when it comes to people blowing on his head and then yelling: "What kind of lame a** dandelion is this?"" Just at that moment, Matlock touched his frying pan and was shocked by his malfunctioning electric stove. Elsewhere at that same moment, a frustrated James Brown was pretending to be asleep as fellow passenger Howie continued to talk: "Yeah, I like Motown music, but what I really love are nipples!"

Posted by: Graeme at March 27, 2006 04:46 AM (i4YHd)

19 Perhaps the result of too much LSD back in the seventies?

Posted by: Badeye at March 27, 2006 07:43 AM (lsXeC)

20 "Yes, your honor, this man IS former Yankee outfielder Oscar Gamble. I didn't believe it myself at first, but once he took off the helmet..."

Posted by: Steve Sharon at March 27, 2006 08:47 AM (8ETZM)

21 "Damn that toaster"!

Posted by: jesusland joe at March 27, 2006 09:36 AM (rUyw4)

22 "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful."

Posted by: Oyster at March 27, 2006 10:22 AM (V9juS)

23 "So, if I go to jail, will my Pr0pecia prescription continue to be filled? Bummer." (I guess the spam filters are on - apparently "Pr0pecia" is "questionable content.")

Posted by: Venom at March 27, 2006 11:51 AM (dbxVM)

24 But I swear I'm NOT Phil Specter, I'm Hair Bear, doesn't anyone remember me ? C'mon, call Bubi or Square Bear or Mr. Peevley, they'll vouch for me.

Posted by: memphis761 at March 27, 2006 01:17 PM (D3+20)

25 I think James and I woul dbe discussing Hot Pants. Get up off of that thing.

Posted by: Howie at March 27, 2006 01:33 PM (D3+20)

26 OK, when they're not looking I'll climb up into my hair and wait to be swept out of the court as an extremely large dust bunny.

Posted by: SPO at March 27, 2006 03:16 PM (OZn2O)

27 Today, I am a little dog named sparky, and I want my mommie to take me home.

Posted by: Leatherneck at March 27, 2006 05:41 PM (D2g/j)

28 Ok I cant' win well becuase I already names winners and I work for Rusty but; Every time a brain cell pops another hair goes wild.

Posted by: Howie at March 28, 2006 01:48 PM (D3+20)

29 ... And to think, he woke up this morning and styled his hair liked that, looked in the mirror and thought, 'Damn, I look good'.

Posted by: The Other Dave at March 30, 2006 05:11 PM (o03mE)

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