May 24, 2006

Bin Laden, Elvis, Bigfoot Seen in Pakistan

Another day, another bin Laden sighting.

Question: If the Pakistanis know where bin Laden is, then why the hell haven't they nabbed him?

Answer: Because they don't know where bin Laden is you mindless twits! Bin Laden is a greater threat to the Musharraf regime than he is to the U.S. If they Pakis knew where he was, they'd ice him in a heartbeat.

And another thing, if ABC News is so convinced on the reliability of their Pakistani sources, then why are they running this story on one of their blogs and not on the front page?

My money is still on the Horn of Africa. Start with Mogadishu, and start working outward in concentric circles from there.

UPDATE: Bill Roggio notices that whoever wrote the ABC bin Laden specuation can't read a friggin map. And Chad looks into the source of the claim and finds it, shall we say, lacking in credibility.

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1 Naaa. Smart money says those countries like Chechnya, Georgia, Azerbajian.

Posted by: dan at May 24, 2006 11:07 AM (CLW0q)

2 Berkeley.

Posted by: Oyster at May 24, 2006 11:30 AM (nBOAO)

3 Rusty is pretty close, but I'd focus on Sudan. I'm sure his old contacts there are still around and with all the violence going on in Darfur, the regime is too busy looking the other way to look in his direction. After all, he was in Sudan before jumping over to Afghanistan to make nice with the Taliban. And that's all assuming that he isn't in Iran or wandering the earth like Cain in Kung Fu in search of a clue (or a JDAM falling from the sky - praise be upon the ordnance officer).

Posted by: lawhawk at May 24, 2006 11:57 AM (JZz6U)

4 I still say he's dead. But if he isn't, I think the most likely place is sitting in a Paris cafe, sipping coffee in a Louis Vuitton suit. With a clean-shaven chin.

Posted by: mojo at May 24, 2006 01:47 PM (Qgqht)

5 Did you notice the Bin Laden audio message came out a day after a Zogby poll came out saying 50% of Americans want 9-11 re-investigated.Perfect timing....I am just waiting for abu musab al-Zorro to show up.

Posted by: david at May 24, 2006 03:27 PM (fwv5b)

6 If he iz dEAd, den wHO kEpt makin his vIdEO. lOOks lke hIM, soUND lke HiM. soMEoNE hAZ purTTY dON gOOOOOOD SySTEM

Posted by: oky at May 24, 2006 03:35 PM (fOj3w)

7 Wherever he is, his family's money is protecting him, because 25 million bucks is a lot of money, and someone is bound to talk sooner or later if a lot of people aren't paid a lot of money.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at May 24, 2006 03:48 PM (0yYS2)

8 He's in Lahore hiding away in a residential area. Maybe not Lahore, but you get my point. We can draw his whereabouts from where other AQ figures. Most of the higher-ups were captured within cities or their outlying towns. If he's in the Horn of Africa, how could he possibly travel all the way from Afghanistan to Somalia without being seen by someone who wants $25 million? That is if we have broadcast the bounty in those areas. Though with his recent declaration about Sudan, one has to wonder if he's in that region of the world perhaps doing a favor for a government or two.

Posted by: Chad Evans at May 24, 2006 04:19 PM (vKISv)

9 This fine example of the ROP is allowed to live, so the war can continue. It is a Carl Roe plot. Soon he will be in school at Yale, not Berkeley. Don't be saying anything about bigfoot. It is real.

Posted by: Leatherneck at May 24, 2006 04:27 PM (D2g/j)

10 And Bigfoot isn't into any of that terrorism stuff either. It's just Bin Laden's wife #6.

Posted by: Thrill at May 24, 2006 06:18 PM (DYb4r)

11 Iran Rusty, Iran. Or dead.

Posted by: greyrooster at May 24, 2006 08:14 PM (8MCDk)

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