1 BOOM,BOOM POW BLAM then its a place far below where they can swim in a lake of fire smell brimestone and they cant bad mouth the great satan and they just might meet a few of their comrads

2 Another sore blow to the progressive cause.

3 Heck, When they get buried sprinkle some bran flakes on 'em. Raisin bran!

4 Can you say....Islamotard?

5 I would be real pissed if I got to heaven expecting to find 72 beautiful, voluptuous(like the one from Canada on the Jawa right now-scroll down for the best set I have ever seen) girls, and instead be served up a bowl of raisins. Puts a whole new perspective on all that jihad, suicide bomber crap, now don't it.

6 Because of their stunted genitalia, brave jihadi babyhunters are able to use raisins for sexual purposes.

7 Which button do I push. that one this....

8 what was their sorry ass excuse to even have some bombers on the loose this time, anyways???...the palis will think up any reason, no matter how absurd and child like...well, they do have a childs intelligence thats for sure...the smart ones build the bombs while the rest go up to Allah on a pillar of fire and rubble....only the North Koreans seem to be as stupid as the Palis

9 Dear Comrades, communications are difficult so we hope this report finds you well. As you know, Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia. In the name of the Fuhror, the Merciless Exalted One, the Messenger of God, may God whisper sweetly in his ear, George W. Bush, may he triumph over the Evil Doers, if it be God's will, I send greetings from the front. I can report that our Holy Crusaders are crushing the insurgency and march forward triumphantly. Soon we will drink our enemies' warm blood from the Holy Grail and it will be interned in the Tomb, at Yale, along with other trophies like the skull of Geronimo and Kennedy's pink parts. With God's help, through the Messenger of God, we shall slit them open to recover their hidden cache of golden coinage, and boil them in a sea of mother's milk, and feast on their steaming entrails as we celebrate the Dawn of Empire for the Bushian War Cult (as described by Baber). Jesus put that oil under the sand for us, the Chosen and the Televangelists. McDonald's will thrive, much Bacon Grease will be spread, and our enemies' blood will lubricate our machinery and genitals, in an orgy of bloodlust. Our grandchildren will sing songs of our great exploits. Our race is the Master Race. We are divine gods on this planet. We are as different from the inferior races as they are from insects. In fact, compared to our race, other races are beasts and animals, cattle at best. Other races are considered as human excrement. Our destiny is to rule over the inferior races. Our earthly kingdom will be ruled by our leader, George W. Bush, with a rod of iron. The masses will lick our feet and serve us as our slaves. Their rebellion, infrequent, futile and brutally repressed. The thousand year Fourth Reich is rising and nothing can stop it. Victory is ours. From the gates of hell, the cry is raised, "Long live the Fuhror"! WWWWHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! (Thousands of frenzied Ziocons a screamin')

10 Raisins are so mundane. Now prunes - that'll make paradise far more interesting.

11 I think Greg got the word that the 72 virgins are raisins. He don't sound very happy.

12 Nah, greg just thought they were talking about virgin boys. Can you imagine the hell of being a pederast and being stuck for eternity with nothing but hot chicks?

13 Must been right out of MAD MAGAZINES classical SPY VS SPY only in this case the lady in grey did them both in

14 "Another sore blow to the progressive cause" bwahaha! Oh, and Greg! Good to see ya buddy!

15 It sure is a bitch when the arming switch circuit isn't properly insulated from the "fuckitall" button. I'm still chuckling thinking about it hours later. Those crazy kids.

16 Kerry spent how many years in the Senate with a 3% attendance record and now he thinks we're hanging on his every word? (Okay, I exaggerated. It was 4%.)

17 It's raining men Hallelujah! It's raining men, Amen

18 Some of the "suicide" bombers are foreign recruits there to shoot and not play "splodydope". I'd wondered if any of them might decide to blow up early enough to take out the handlers. Pretty interesting that one of them had enough warning to get out of the car.

19 The confusion over raisins or virgins is because of the lack of vowels in written Arabic. That means that many words can be translated in more than one way. In either case some who probably choose raisins over virgins, I myself have little use for the latter.

20 Good case John. Arabic is an archaic language that is more contextual than definitive, and many words can have dual meanings simply because there are so few options for pronunciation due to the lack of vowels. English has many synonyms but this is mainly due to the fact that it is a hodgepodge language and has combined many different elements of syntax, context, and definition from about half a dozen different languages. Arabic simply lacks the complexity of English because the world in which it developed was very simple and didn't require a lot of explanation, hence the contextual nature.

21 John Ryan, I doubt whether raisins would motivate very many suicide bombers.

22 Maybe it's the California Raisins? Remember those from 20 years ago? They sang "I heard it through the grapevine". Heh, good times.