May 14, 2006

An Open Letter To Certain Mothers On Mother's Day

Thank you for giving us Rusty.

Thank you for giving us Howie

Thank you for giving us Bluto

Thank you for giving us Mike Pechar, even tho it rhymes with...

Thank you for giving us Chris Short

Thank you for giving us Richard.

Thank you for giving us anyone I've missed, because it's time to move on to:

What on Earth compelled you to give birth to greg?

What on Earth compelled you to give birth to Unashamed Patriot?

What on Earth compelled you to give birth to Actus?

Didn't you check under the hair for the 666?

Posted by: Vinnie at 12:51 AM | Comments (18) | Add Comment
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1 Damn! I don't even get honorable mention ...

Posted by: Last gasp Larry at May 14, 2006 08:02 AM (FCC6c)

2 Failed cloning attempts don't count Larry.

Posted by: hondo at May 14, 2006 10:29 AM (SeBrl)

3 I want to kill Improbulus Maximus and gouge out that stupid ass motherfucking far right cocksucker. But that's me. It's a shame he didn't die in the Gulf War. The world would be a better place without God bless Bush and the racist Rusty Shackelford. Praise the USA. Long live the Jawa report. Kill Maxie's wife.

Posted by: Glen Godwin at May 14, 2006 12:47 PM (mJ+Ii)

4 [Sorry, no spoofing the good guys here]

Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at May 14, 2006 12:51 PM (mJ+Ii)

5 Well, Glen, WTF is stopping you? You liberals have never let the law get in your way before, so you must be a chicken-shit liberal, just like all liberals are. You have no balls, that's why so many of you are homos.

Posted by: jesusland joe at May 14, 2006 03:35 PM (rUyw4)

6 I don't think that post is from JC...he always struck me as being a gentleman.

Posted by: Jester at May 14, 2006 04:37 PM (TuAMG)

7 Its not - a troll playing games using others nicks.

Posted by: hondo at May 14, 2006 05:59 PM (SeBrl)

8 Seems to me, the only person that IM/JC both pissed off is that "observer" fellow @ the ACLU thread...

Posted by: davec at May 14, 2006 06:06 PM (CcXvt)

9 Happy Mother Fuckers Day! [Note by Vinnie: You're a month off. Mother fucker's day is June 18th. Popularly known as "Father's Day." Mother fucker day, Father's day, same difference. BTW, you really should get that triple six birthmark looked at.]

Posted by: Greg at May 14, 2006 07:19 PM (q5wwn)

10 See what I mean.

Posted by: hondo at May 14, 2006 07:38 PM (SeBrl)

11 Well Glen, since you just made a death threat against my wife, I'm going to hunt you down. It may take me a long time, but I will find you and make you famous you liberal piece of shit. Someone get me this asshole's ISP.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at May 15, 2006 08:56 AM (0yYS2)

12 maxie Doubt glen exists - just some drive-by troll garbage looking to goad someone. Doubt if troll even has an idiology - just an ordinary run of the mill piece of shit.

Posted by: hondo at May 15, 2006 11:48 AM (SeBrl)

13 Glen Stewart Godwin is on the FBI's most wanted list. The kid obviously used the fugitive's name. Glen is not his real name.

Posted by: Jonathan Ramirez at May 15, 2006 12:52 PM (CnDtU)

14 Glen Stewart Godwin is on the FBI's ten most wanted list. The kid obviously used the fugitive's name. Glen is not his real name.

Posted by: Jonathan Ramirez at May 15, 2006 12:53 PM (CnDtU)

15 Ten most wanted list I should say.

Posted by: Jonathan Ramirez at May 15, 2006 12:53 PM (CnDtU)

16 What on Earth compelled you to give birth to Actus? Ignore the acthole. Please don't feed it.

Posted by: RLS at May 15, 2006 02:17 PM (Lh7Vt)

17 It's okay now that I've had time to think it over; my wife is a deadly shot and could kick any liberal's ass anyway, so the worst I have to worry about is coming home to find a chalk outline on my sidewalk and liberal guts or brains, (a very small quantity, to be sure), splattered about.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at May 15, 2006 04:23 PM (0yYS2)

18 Heck! What a fine Mother's Day card this turned out to be!

Posted by: Last gasp Larry at May 15, 2006 05:03 PM (FCC6c)

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