February 18, 2006

Alec Baldwin Reaffirms His Status...

...As An Imbecile
I love it when certain Hollywood types fly into snits and babble witlessly in public:

So, I suppose the question is...what kind of civil trial will we see, or not see, between Cheney and Whittington? Whittington is certainly no stranger to a court room and to civil litigation. Will Cheney pay him off, preemptively? Will they go to court? I would imagine if a guy with a few beers in him shoots you in the face on a hunting trip, how could you turn down that opportunity?
Let's say there's a civil lawsuit filed...by the Veep against Alec and Arianna for malicious libel. But let's not interrupt Alec while he's busy showing his ass:
Cheney is a terrorist. He terrorizes our enemies abroad and innocent citizens here at home indiscriminately. Who ever thought Harry Whittington would be the answer to America's prayers. Finally, someone who might get that lying, thieving Cheney into a courtroom to answer some direct questions
Okay. So Alec Baldwin (who, I'm ashamed to say, hails from my neck of the woods, along with gerbil-fancier Richard Gere) thinks that a civil lawsuit would somehow lead to Dick Cheney being forced to reveal the sooper sekrit plots of the Vast, Rightwing Conspiracy? Exactly how would that work, Alec?

Alec will just have to get over his disappointment that Harry Whittington didn't die and has been released from the hospital. And that George W. Bush has been elected President. Twice.

Yes! Yesss!! Oh, let me taste your tears, Alec! Mm, your tears are so yummy and sweet.

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Also posted at The Dread Pundit Bluto and Vince Aut Morire.

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1 Didn't Alec Baldwin die with the rest when the compound was bombed by the Canadians?

Posted by: Rusty at February 18, 2006 01:37 PM (JQjhA)

2 A reafirmation of the left's weakesses. Imagine all the time effort and energy wasted on the lamest idiotic thing they can think of.

Posted by: hondo at February 18, 2006 01:54 PM (fyKFC)

3 You all know my position.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at February 18, 2006 02:12 PM (0yYS2)

4 I thought Alec Baldwin had immigrated to Cananda, or was that France? Regardless, ain't he a dandy?

Posted by: jesusland joe at February 18, 2006 02:21 PM (rUyw4)

5 Well, if Alec died that would explain is braindead post, now, wouldn't it? One of these days I'm gonna head on out to that bar in Mattydale when I hear that Alec and his brothers are in town again.

Posted by: The Dread Pundit Bluto at February 18, 2006 02:22 PM (RHG+K)

6 Still a antiamerican big mouthed jerk he was the one to said he would leave the country if bush was elected and this jerk is still here why dont he go live in a place far away from the USA a place where they would adore him like cuba,or why dont he go live and lick HUGO CHAVESS boots

Posted by: sandpiper at February 18, 2006 02:46 PM (QagY6)

7 I really enjoyed the part he played in Team America. Idiot actor wasn't it?

Posted by: Cindy at February 18, 2006 05:14 PM (n8Kkn)

8 What a bufoon.

Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at February 18, 2006 07:15 PM (xpnBq)

9 Some of his better acting roles are clearly the ones that draw out his natural sleaze. Where do you get your in (spit) eration Miss ter Baldwonnothing? IM, do you like Blake Shelton-Ole Red?

Posted by: forest hunter at February 19, 2006 12:20 AM (Fq6zR)

10 If I compare your intelligence and education to Alec's well, who do you think I would listen to? Not you that is for sure. Jealousy is running amuck here.

Posted by: Kathy at February 19, 2006 02:21 AM (1BvtU)

11 Kathy, you know nothing about my education, though it didn't include acting classes, so you got me there, I suppose. That means my options for becoming a parasitical pinhead who has a habit of making empty threats to leave the country if my candidate doesn't win are virtually nil. I will just have to live with that pain. On the other hand, I'm not stupid enough to expect criminal actions to come out of a hypothetical civil suit, as Baldwin apparently is, and my command of the English language is such that I would never call an elected American official a "terrorist", regardless of which party he or she might represent. Baldwin's whining just has too much of the mincing nancy boy for my taste. And I have a really low tolerance for mincing nancy boys. And finally, Kathy, no matter how much you pander to Alec, he is not going to suddenly notice you and whisk you away for a romantic interlude in the Caribbean.

Posted by: The Dread Pundit Bluto at February 19, 2006 02:38 AM (RHG+K)

12 Hahaha, Kathy thinks we are jealous of Alec. No, Kathy, not jealousy, but comtempt is my feeling for Alec Baldwin. And you need to return to your People Magazine, and leave the thinking and writing to those of us who have a brain. It's quite obvious you don't.

Posted by: jesusland joe at February 19, 2006 01:41 PM (rUyw4)

13 Sorry Forest, I don't listen to much country music any more. In fact, I had to do a websearch to find out who Blake Shelton is.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at February 19, 2006 02:30 PM (0yYS2)

14 Alec Baldwin dropped out of college, Kathy. And the word is "amok". I won't bother with the rest of your punctuation and grammar. Pray tell, what level of education did you achieve?

Posted by: Oyster at February 20, 2006 10:04 AM (sMLtC)

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