Al Qaeda's New Magazine Urges (surprise) Jihad in Iraq, Advice to Brad Pitt

Al Qaeda has a new internet based magazine, one that is sure to give Martha Stewart's Living a run for its money. Guardian:

A new online magazine purportedly posted by al-Qaida's affiliate in Iraq has launched an effort to recruit Muslims to rid Iraq of infidels and apostates [eg]...Americans and their Iraqi partners.

The colorful, well-designed magazine is named Zurwat al-Sanam, Arabic for ``The Tip of the Camel's Hump'' - a reference among Islamic militants to ``the epitome of belief and virtuous activity.''

Friend of the Jawa Report, counter-terrorism expert, and fellow blogger Evan Kohlmann also gets mention.

Washington-based counterterrorism expert Evan Kohlmann told The Associated Press the magazine aims at ``conveying the sense that the organization is professional, capable and really understands what they're doing.''

It was designed as ``an attempt to refute the idea that al-Zarqawi and these people are desperate. ... It shows that these people have time on their hands and don't have to worry about mobility.''

Indeed. The report does not mention the fact that the new magazine will feature a centerfold patterned after the British tabloids. Abu Maysara al-Iraqi, the designated ``media coordinator'' for al-Zarqawi's group refused to put pictures of two-humped camels, though, as that would be considered ''indecent''. Instead a single camelus dromedarius is shown, its genitelia covered by a well-placed IED.

SITE adds this about the internet porno-mag for the death-cultist camel-humping jihadis:

“This is a loud cry,” it explains, “written by young writers to keep Allah’s words, which we share with our sword-carrying brothers, about what Allah gave us about wisdom and guidance in the Qur’an, the Sunnah, and understanding the Sahaba and their followers [so we may] pledge to people [entrance] to the Garden of Eden.”

Repeating the importance of the sword in the religion of Islam, the authors go on to state that “our call is to make the word of Allah the highest, and the Sharia will rule the East and West of the Earth, to wipe out unbelievers wherever they are and in any form.”

The backpage is full of helpful advice in a column titled Dear Imam Achmed

Dear Imam Achmed,

Is it harem for Brad Pitt to divorce Jennifer Annistons (sic)?

Signed,
Pop-shahid in Yemen

Dear Pop-shahid in Yemen,

It is harem as long as Brad says I divorce thee three times, but it is not recommended.

I would also recommend that you spend less time worrying about the infidels in Zionist controlled Hollywood and come to Iraq to cut the heads off the Zionist-Crusader forces. If you can get Brad Pitt to come then Allah assures he will have 72 virgins--each more beautiful than that whore Jennifer Aniston--in paradise.

Allahu-akhbar,
Imam Achmed

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