September 16, 2005

A Day without Sunshine

Mrs. See-Dubya: "I'm going to order this book called Baking Without Sugar from Amazon. Is there anything you need so we can spend enough to get free shipping?"

See-Dubya: "Sure, get me a copy of Sex Without Orgasms and get yourself a bottle of unscented perfume to go with it. I'll run out and get a keg of O'Doul's to drink with your sugarless bran brownies."

Yes, the couch is breaking in nicely, thank you.

Posted by: seedubya at 05:59 PM | Comments (4) | Add Comment
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1 Outstanding!

Posted by: Chris Short at September 16, 2005 07:33 PM (0OCQY)

2 Beautiful!

Posted by: Oyster at September 16, 2005 09:12 PM (YudAC)

3 Coffee on the screen funny.

Posted by: elliott at September 17, 2005 07:35 AM (XlQVK)

4 Sex without orgasms? I can picture King DICK Chunkey grunting away with his Boeing-boardmember Lynne, mumbling incoherently about West Texas Crude amd miles of pipelines....

Posted by: Downing Street Memo at September 18, 2005 07:06 AM (VhNDM)

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