1 So here's where Libs pipe in how Israel and Americans used terrorism during their own fights for independence, so it's not fair to judge these maoists too harshly.

2 Kidnapping of children from schools has always been a favorite tactic of communist terrorists. It gives them a new crop of trainees to indoctrinate, and forces the parents of the children to cooperate with demands for food and other aid. This trend was started in Africa in the 1970's with children being trained and indoctrinated in the ways of communist terrorism, then used as child soldiers. The children will probably be sent to Chinese training camps in Tibet where they will learn how to be good little terrorists, and the MSM, the UN, and the world will not take notice. the biggest difference between now and thirty years ago is that the Islamofascists have replaced the Soviets as our primary enemy, but the Chinese are still doing their part as always, and now we are financing our enemies through cheap imports and oil.

3 Ignoramus Maximus, CHIMPY your hero has killed thousands and thousands. The world bristles as his abduction of 25 million iraqis continues.

4 A novel in one part: something to sleep on. You wake up to find someone standing over you, and you'll want to scream, but you can't. You'll try to struggle, but again, you can't. You are tied and taped. Your eyes will bulge as the panic sets in and you will lose your last hope as your bladder involuntarily empties itself, and you wish you could black out, but it's not over yet. Next, you are dragged on the floor for a trip to the kitchen, where the knives are. Got a butcher knife? Don't worry, your visitor does, and it's razor sharp. Your visitor hums to himself while he methodically prepares his tools; the tune sounds upbeat, maybe foreign. You have never felt this utterly helpless, and you think that if you could only work the tape off your mouth you could talk to your visitor and convince him to let you go, but the tape holds. You feel so completely alone. You really wish you were alone. He leaves the room for a while, and the house is quiet. Maybe he's gone? It's hard to tell from where you lie on the floor. No. He comes back, and he has a large black duffel bag and he pulls from it a roll of plastic and spreads on the floor. The stress of being tied up and watching a stranger prepare these horrible things is too much, and your blood pressure spikes. You feel sick and wish that he would either let you go or kill you now, but you're not that lucky. You don't know why a complete stranger is doing this to you. You've never hurt anyone, and you give money to charities and volunteer to help people. It must be a joke. That's it. A friend is playing a joke on you. A sick joke, that has to be it. THAT MUST BE IT!!! Your visitor turns toward you and pulls off his shoes. You didn't expect that. He then pulls something from the bag and spreads it on the floor, but it's small, hard to identify. He is out of your field of vision and you can't make out what he's doing, but he mutters and shuffles around for a moment then is silent. He stands before you and puts on his shoes, gathers something into the bag, and lifts you up into a sitting position. You can now see that there is someone else in the room. He has something on a tripod. It's a camcorder. What the hell is going on? This has to be a joke. Dear God it has to be... Your visitor is behind you, and you hear him speak softly to the cameraman, who nods at him and seems to point to camera more directly at your face. The ringing in your ears almost causes you to miss his words, in English; "In the name of the most compassionate and merciful..." and suddenly there is a tearing pain in the side of your neck, moving across. You feel warmth running down your back, arm, and chest. Instead of your own raspy breath you hear a sick gurgling sound. Blackness. It was all a shame really. After all, you tried so hard to be a good dhimmi, and they still cut your head off anyway.

5 So Improbulus, you finally joined the zarq brigade?

6 Knifus Sharpenus, In all reality..Dude, you don't need a Dell, you need psychiatric help.

7 BUSH LIES LOSERUS... it is about time I heard something rational out of your rotten little mouth. Mr. Improbulus is a sick young man with violent fantasies. For ONCE I agree with you.

8 LMAO! that was a funny read.

9 that is what will happen to people like B.L.S.D and DowningStreetMemo first as they seem to think its so funny and just a fantasy....I.M. is trying to let you see what happens to those who ignore the Islamicgoons as nothing but a made up boogey man ...they are real and will gladly cut ALL our throats given the chance and i sure as hell aint giving them the shot...better read what I.M. posted carefully and think about it, that is if you can think

10 Thanks Carlos. Don't bother Thanos. Pearls before swine, as it were.