August 02, 2004

War on Terror: Bigger, Longer, Uncut

My heroes, the creators of South Park, are at it again, but this time it's the War on Terror. You can check out the trailor for Team America:World Police here.

Drudge reports that the White House is not happy:

I really do not think terrorism is funny, and I would suggest PARAMOUNT give respect to those fighting and sacrificing to keep America safe," a senior Bush adviser told the DRUDGE REPORT this weekend...

"This is just unconscionable. Not funny. And I believe it makes fun of everyone in law enforcement... and in the armed services who work tirelessly to keep us safe from harm."

I think the White House has it all wrong. They just don't get it. Trey Parker and Matt Stone are hardcore hawkish libertarians, just like me. If anything, this film will serve as an antitode to F/911.

Also, if you can't laugh at the War on Terror, what can you laugh at? The reason I started this blog was because of a SP episode called "Osama bin Laden has farty pants," which is Stone and Parker's tribute to WWII propaganda cartoons. Comedy can be an essential tool in the War on Terror inasmuch as it makes fun of our enemies.

Listen to this clip of Osama wooing the love of his life--a camel! Does that sound like anti-war Bush bashing? They may bash Bush, on occasion, but not over the war.

The trailor only lists one Republican who, it claims, will be mad over the film: George W. Bush.

But let's look at all the D's and lefties the film will piss off (again, according to the trailor and in order):

Alec Baldwin
Sean Penn
Tim Robbins
George Clooney (who I suspect is in on the joke)
Liv Tyler
Susan Sarandon
Martin Sheen
Janeane Garofalo
Michael Moore
John Kerry
Kim Jong Il

The film appears to be a play on the new Thunderbirds movie, set for release this week---only Trey and Matt stick with the original puppet format.

From the trailor, the following things can be seen which will definitely cheer up the Bush people. First, there is a quick blurb of a puppet (Kerry or Edwards?) getting what appears to be a botox injection. Second, there is a Michael Moore puppet. What is in his hand? A hot dog. Third, several shots are of places/people in France getting blown up.

From an article about some clips that were shown at this years Comic-Con we also learn that, " the opening of the film in which France is obliterated by Team America" got a loud applause.

Now, does that sound like an anti-war movie to you?

Drudge, to his credit, saves this for last:

Parker and Stone save most of the mocking for left-wing pundits and Michael Moore.
Just remember the South Park formula: Tragedy + Time = Comedy

As for me, I'm going to buy my ticket early and make sure the theater has stadium seating and THX sound!

This site has a cool poem marking the occasion!

Posted by: Rusty at 02:39 AM | Comments (9) | Add Comment
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1 The Bush people need to keep their mouths shut on this one. If anything, Stone and Parker's main ambition seems to be telling Hollywood liberals to take their sanctimonious rhetoric and go fuck themselves. Correction: in the clip, Michael Moore has hot dogs in both hands.

Posted by: Professor Chaos at August 02, 2004 02:48 AM (Xttpo)

2 Does Jeanne Giraffalo kill Kenny?

Posted by: jane at August 02, 2004 02:50 AM (PcgQk)

3 "Tragedy + Time = Comedy" a South Park formula? Tsk tsk. Does "If it bends, its funny" ring any bells? Thanks for the research. Finally, a political movie this season worth throwing eight bucks at!

Posted by: Gordon at August 02, 2004 03:39 AM (FmtOZ)

4 Michael Moore, you must respect mah authoritah!

Posted by: Senator PhilABuster at August 02, 2004 04:12 AM (yucew)

5 heh, senator.

Posted by: Jane at August 02, 2004 05:29 AM (PcgQk)

6 I find it hard to believe that no one in the administration knows about South Park's political persuasion. No, I doubt the White House is upset about the movie at all - they're probably just helping to publicize it with a little controversy.

Posted by: Johnny Walker Red at August 02, 2004 06:04 AM (WruD6)

7 I love Parker and Stone, so I'd see anything they made. And yes, terrorism is not funny, but we need something to drag us out of this self-denigrating Fahrenheit 9-11 crap. Maybe what we need is a comedy where the Americans are -- shocker! -- the heroes. But I think it's admirable that the White House is not thrilled. They *should* be saying that terrorism isn't funny and they *should* take the moral high ground. That's a pleasant contrast to the Democrat big-wigs who went to the opening night of Fahrencrap 9-11 and are praising Moore or laughed their asses off at Whoopi's dirty jokes. I hope Bush is snickering in private, but I for one am proud that he's sticking to his guns and reminding us that the world threat is no laughing matter. But I can't wait to see the freaking movie!!!

Posted by: Sarah at August 02, 2004 09:29 AM (+Pzmm)

8 Jane, Sen, Gordo-bwaaahaaaahaaa! Johnny-I'm going to vote for Bush, so don't misconstrue this, but it wouldn't surprise me one bit if whoever spoke 'off the record' to Drudge really was upset. A LOT of cultural conservatives I know think that South Park is the worst think ever. Sarah-That's just the thing, I think the administration isn't saying 'terrorism is funny', just that 'terrorists are funny.' Better yet, to paraphrase Bugs Bunny 'Terrorists iz zee craziest people!'.

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at August 02, 2004 01:55 PM (JQjhA)

9 Oh yeah, I know what you mean. But hey, we can be sure of one person in the administration who isn't bothered by off-color language!

Posted by: Johnny Walker Red at August 02, 2004 02:44 PM (4AwR3)

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