September 02, 2004

Paris Hilton™

TSG has learned that Paris Hilton™ has filed to trademark her name. Other copyrighted Paris Hilton names?

Slut®
Brat©
Bitch™

Unfortunately for Paris, Jessica Cutler had already beaten her to Ho© and Skank®. I hear that Trash and Mediawhore are still available to some entrepreneurial spirit who wishes to sit on the copyright until the Hilton family comes along and makes the right offer.

Speaking of whoring, this post linkwhored at the Traffic Jam

PS-Linkwhoring at its best.

PPS-As long as we're linkwhoring, might I suggest this post by blog-pimp Slithery D. (wink-wink, nudge-nudge--dude, that was some shameless self-promotion!)

Posted by: Rusty at 03:12 PM | Comments (2) | Add Comment
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1 I was inspired by your humble and selfless example while guest blogging at the Politburo Diktat.

Posted by: Dylan at September 02, 2004 04:04 PM (Fc8/5)

2 I have just filed a trademark for "Rusty Shackleford." Hey, it sure as hell beats "Atrios" heh.

Posted by: mark at September 02, 2004 07:26 PM (zSdLU)

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