February 14, 2006

More Dead, KFC Torched in Muhammed Cartoon Protests

More followers of the most peaceful and tolerant religion on earth killed in protests over blasphemous cartoons. Apparently they thought the rhyme went:

With sticks and stones we'll break your bones,
whenever your words do hurt me.

As for destroying a KFC and burning Colonel Sanders in effigy, one member of the mob claims they did it as a protest against a secret additive, put in Original Recipe by Jews, which makes you crave it fortnightly.

Pakistan:

Two people were killed Tuesday in anti-cartoons rallies in Pakistan's eastern Lahore city after which protestors turned violent and set fire to an American food outlet, commercial buildings and parts of regional legislature building, officials and witnesses said.

Several thousand demonstrators went on a rampage when a security guard stationed outside a metropolitan bank allegedly fired and killed two people when they charged towards the building.

Interior Minister Aftab Ahmed Khan Sherpao confirmed the fatalities but said no one has so far been arrested.

After the shooting incident, enraged protesters set fire to the American food outlet KFC and three commercial buildings and also burned a few rooms of the Punjab Assembly building.

If you don't eat at KFC today, the terrorists have already won.

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1 Those wily Jews; no wonder I had a craving for KFC last night.

Posted by: Fersboo at February 14, 2006 08:54 AM (x0fj6)

2 Burnt Muslims smell like chicken.

Posted by: Filthy ALLAH at February 14, 2006 08:58 AM (5ceWd)

3 ...but they taste like pork.

Posted by: Paanon at February 14, 2006 10:19 AM (fi3Kc)

4 So now the Islamists have joined with PETA? Heh.

Posted by: Mark at February 14, 2006 10:24 AM (XSi5N)

5 Eat KFC! Support the Pentaverate!

Posted by: Insomniac at February 14, 2006 10:36 AM (IEpte)

6 savages are destroying their own cities.

Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at February 14, 2006 11:04 AM (paKD6)

7 The fact that they also destroyed a portrait of Musharaff and a government building suggests that the cartoons are just an excuse to lash out against the regime. It would make for some good journalism if someone would ask people on the streets of these islamic countries what these cartoons look like. I'm sure the answers would be quite suprising.

Posted by: Graeme at February 14, 2006 11:17 AM (JKLCS)

8 Add a towel on the head of the Colonel Sanders and you got yourself new material for cartoons of Muhammed... - Max

Posted by: Max at February 14, 2006 12:11 PM (+kFf8)

9 Scene today at the Lahore KFC: Clerk: “Welcome to KFC may I have your order please?” Customer: “Thank you and Death to America. I would like a bucket of your finest regular flavor chicken and two biscuits.” Clerk on Microphone: “One bucket of Extra Crispy yard pimp and two charcoal briquettes.” Customer: “You are out of great regular flavor chicken?” Clerk: “Yes ever since last night.” Customer:”Perhaps I will go to the Kut n Kabab next door.. I need a hair cut anyway.” Clerk: “Death to America.” Customer: “oh, ya, Same to you.”

Posted by: Rick Steves at February 14, 2006 01:57 PM (3OPZt)

10 Is PETA infiltrating this mob of hoods and brainwashing them with their crap?

Posted by: sandpiper at February 14, 2006 02:04 PM (162Hn)

11 An excuse? I would call burning an American franchise to protest DANISH published cartoons an excuse, but maybe I'm just crazy like that. The fact that a local businessman (most likely a fellow Muslim) is the one that lost his business and money after their "outrage" at a Danish newspaper is obviously wasted on the idiots that did it. I guess harm against a fellow Muslim is measured in the Orwellian sense: "Some Muslims are more equal than others."

Posted by: dave at February 14, 2006 02:16 PM (CcXvt)

12 Muslims won't eat pork because pigs are unclean to them. Reason they roll around in their own feces, yet muslims will eat chickens which are known to eat their own feces, go figure. Eat up muslims you are what you eat you chicken s**ts.

Posted by: Andre at February 14, 2006 03:16 PM (bQ3vG)

13 Why does KFC even bother, i mean everytime something happens in the world, the pakistan KFC is burnt down. Now if these enraged muslims could just return all the aid money that America gives to pakistan. Afterall its a bit hypocritical to hate Americans and Jews but take their money on the side. Perhaps America should make the first move, take back some of the aid, that they don't have to give, who knows it might just instill a sense of gratitude, shock-horror, in the haters.

Posted by: MathewK at February 14, 2006 04:24 PM (pVHqF)

14 Its great marketing at the very least.

Posted by: jonny at February 14, 2006 09:11 PM (nytWC)

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