Kerry, the Vampire Slayer

Not satisfied with being credited with killing countless women and children in Vietnam, John Kerry's history is about to be rewritten (once again) to include his heroic deeds battling the most dastardly terrorist of all: Nesfaratu!

From the Seattle Times (via FARK):

John Kerry in the latest issue of "Sword of Dracula"....The Democratic presidential candidate turns up for a sighting of the fanged one in an unusual place: Vietnam, 1968, where Kerry served in the U.S. Navy....his appearance as a swift-boat skipper in the Mekong Delta is just a flashback within the modern-day "military horror" story — in which writer Jason Henderson reimagines Drac as the world's foremost terrorist.

Wow, John Kerry battles Dracula!!! But don't worry, this isn't an endorsement or anything silly like that

"I didn't put Kerry in to push a leftist doctrine. I just thought people deserved to remember that this man, when he was a young man, actually walked away from a wealthy and comfortable life and went to a place where there were pieces of metal flying around that could tear you apart."

Hold on a second here! You mean John Kerry was in Vietnam? That's news to me.

It's times like this that I wish I knew how to photoshop.

Other vampire slayers: James Joyner

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