September 20, 2004

I'm still Dan Rather, bitch!

Dan Rather doesn't apologize, biyotches. Dan Rather was just playin wit-cha. Can't you bitches take a joke? Listen, bitches, Dan Rather is the pitcher and Bill Burkett is the catcher. I'm Rick James, and Burkett is Charlie Murphy. Get it? One last time: I'm Dan Rather bitch.

Posted by: Rusty at 12:46 PM | Comments (2) | Add Comment
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1 I was faxed a copy of the original first draft of the statement that Dan Rather was going to release. You have to check it out. I have had this memo verified by our own investigtors and they will vouch for the memo.

Posted by: Wild Bill at September 20, 2004 03:11 PM (ni17g)

2 That's Dizzlin Dan The Trickadelic Hoo Banger to you, beeyatch!

Posted by: SDH at September 22, 2004 03:11 PM (Wyosi)

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