May 15, 2006

Chelsea Blue & Budweiser

By Dr. Rusty Shackleford from London

Arrived at the hotel only be be swallowed by a sea of blue. Chelsea Blue.

Apparently there is some sort of sport they play here called football. Very similar to soccer, from what I gather.

Anyway this football team from Chelsea won some big match yesterday. The stadium must be near our hotel because this whole section of town is a sea of blue.

The tube was packed, all blue. The neighborhood was filled with swarms of kids--in blue. At least 10% of the cars going by had Chelsea flags.

This town certainly takes its sport seriously.

But why do all the Chelsea fans seem to be drinking Budweiser? Good lord, have these people no sense of decency!?!?

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May 14, 2006

Oh, Man, Is The Ayatollah (who is an assahola) Gonna Be PISSED

When he sees this:

In one of the villages in the shadow of Merapi, holy men and hundreds of people lit incense and set rice, fruit and vegetables floating down a river in a ceremony they believed would appease the spirits and prevent an eruption.

"It's bound to help," Parsi, a villager who like many Indonesians using only one name, said after the ceremony. "Everyone around here believes in this. It is in our blood."

Although most Indonesians are Muslim, many also worship ancient spirits, especially in Central Java province.

"All the things we are doing here are to try to make us safe," said Assize Asyhori, an Islamic preacher who took part in the ceremony. "Only Allah knows if Merapi will explode."

Man, do these people sweat hypocrisy from their very pores or what.

Idol worship is a huge no-no in the holly quoran*, and here we have an imam making offerings to a volcano.

I'm thinking of those 2,000 year old Buddha statues that the Taliban blew up as I type this. more...

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An Open Letter To Certain Mothers On Mother's Day

Thank you for giving us Rusty.

Thank you for giving us Howie

Thank you for giving us Bluto

Thank you for giving us Mike Pechar, even tho it rhymes with...

Thank you for giving us Chris Short

Thank you for giving us Richard.

Thank you for giving us anyone I've missed, because it's time to move on to:

What on Earth compelled you to give birth to greg?

What on Earth compelled you to give birth to Unashamed Patriot?

What on Earth compelled you to give birth to Actus?

Didn't you check under the hair for the 666?

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May 13, 2006

The Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Mother's Day Fatwa This, Bitch, Edition

Caption this photo of Iran's Supreme Leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei (sorry, Mahmoud is just a figurehead) being conceived:

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Since you dirty rotten bastards didn't email me with your choices in last week's contest, I may petulantly refuse to judge this one on my own, therefore, it's possible that no fatwas may be issued.

But then, it is an election year, and I must pander to my base, even though I'm only running for Employee of the Day.

Alright, you twisted my arm. Fatwas issued Monday.

Entries containing the terms "Dock" "Shack" "Elle" "Russ" "Tea" "Fjord" "Tore" will be given special consideration.

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A Jawa in London

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WaPo Editorial in Favor of NSA Datamining

It's not often that I find myself in agreement with a Washington Post editorial:

On Thursday, USA Today reported that three U.S. telecommunications companies have been voluntarily providing the National Security Agency with anonymized domestic telephone records -- that is, records stripped of individually identifiable data, such as names and place of residence. If true, the architect of this program deserves our thanks and probably a medal. That architect was presumably Gen. Michael Hayden, former director of the NSA and President Bush's nominee to become director of the Central Intelligence Agency.
This "betrayal" by the WaPo will no doubt infuriate the Democratic lunatic fringe.

Another curious little facet of what CBS chooses to describe as a "scandal" is the lack of information in the mainstream media about the Qwest chief executive who chose to thumb his nose at the NSA's request for anonymous calling data, Joseph Nacchio. While accounts describe Nacchio as the "former" CEO of Qwest, they tend not to mention why he left. This is why:

Washington, D.C., March 15, 2005 - The Securities and Exchange Commission today charged Joseph P. Nacchio, former co-chairman and chief executive officer of Qwest Communications International Inc., and eight other former Qwest officers and employees with fraud and other violations of the federal securities laws. In three separate but related civil actions, the Commission alleges that, between 1999 and 2002, the Qwest defendants engaged in a multi-faceted fraudulent scheme designed to mislead the investing public about the company's revenue and growth.
Interesting, the only communications executive who obstructed the NSA effort is under criminal indictment.

I still think there's a good chance, as I wrote earlier, that the "leak" of the NSA program was deliberate, and designed to force Democrats into the open with their unpopular opposition to lawful surveillance programs.

Cross-posted at The Dread Pundit Bluto, Stop the ACLU, and Vince Aut Morire.

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Snail Mail A Terrorist.

Zacarias Moussaoui has been moved to the Federal Supermax Prison in Florence Co.

CNN : Moussaoui was removed from the Alexandria, Virginia, detention center on Friday night and flown to Colorado on a service nicknamed "Con Air."

A team of deputy U.S. marshals delivered him early Saturday to the federal Supermax prison in Florence, Colorado. The prison is sometimes called the "Alcatraz in the Rockies."

"It is a place of extraordinary security, 23 hours a day in cells, one hour of recreation," CNN senior legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin said at the time of Moussaoui's sentencing earlier this month in U.S. District Court in Alexandria.

"It is as close to permanent solitary confinement as exists in our prison system," Toobin said.

So the rotting has begun. LetÂ’s all send him a note so he really has to dig to find that letter from mommy. Remember be civil (no threats of any kind) and tell him how glad you are that he will never see the light of day. I got his new address here at the FBOP

ZACARIAS MOUSSAOUI
51427-054

Inmate Mail/Parcels
FLORENCE ADMAX USP
PO BOX 8500
FLORENCE, CO 81226

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May 12, 2006

"Red River Valley" In Farsi

Send me a letter, send it by mail, send it in care of, the Chapel Hill Jail"

Move along, no jihad here, nothing to see.

Just another isolated f***ing da'wa incident.

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Now That's What I Call Active Activism

Heh, time for some funny:

Police said a paraplegic activist for Southern California's disabled managed to leap from her wheelchair and run.

Of course, this is an AP story, which is why, even after she got up from a wheelchair and ran, they insist on calling her a "paraplegic."

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Rusty Has Left the Building

I'm gone for the next week. I leave this website in your hands.

You've never heard of The Jawa Report? It's the blog that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs.

Don't worry, she'll hold together.*

*Hear me baby? Hold together.

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Muhammad Dances to REM

Check it out. This too.

Dear Spammer : Thanks for moving over to my threads. Much easier to handle that way. Saved me some clicks.

Oh a DDOS, you guys are so cute. more...

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Alien Civil Liberties Union Defies American People

Americans said this; the ACLU said this. Thank goodness for these guys. Really the idea that someone looks out for my civil Liberties is a good one. Except for the fact that, when you or I call them for help, we get diddly squat. When an alien terrorist needs defending they are first in line. more...

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Sensible Jurors 11 Idiots 1

Turns out that Moussaoui missed out on the Death Penalty by one vote. I pretty much agree with Ace's explicative.

WAPO : Only one juror stood between the death penalty and Zacarias Moussaoui and that juror frustrated his colleagues because he never explained his vote, according to the foreman of the jury that sentenced the al-Qaeda operative to life in prison last week.

The foreman, a Northern Virginia math teacher, said in an interview that the panel voted 11 to 1, 10 to 2 and 10 to 2 in favor of the death penalty on three terrorism charges for which Moussaoui was eligible for execution. A unanimous vote on any one of them would have resulted in a death sentence.

Also see Allahpundit at Hot Air.

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Life AinÂ’t Easy For Boys Named Sue

Al-Qaeda operative in Australia were able to live out their fantasy of being teenage chicks while texting. Reports that they purchased and wore ladies underwear to throw off the Aussies were unconfirmed.

Reuters : SYDNEY (Reuters) - Nine Muslim men arrested in Australia's biggest security swoop, and charged with planning a terrorist act, pretended to be women texting girlfriends to secretly communicate, a prosecutor told a court on Friday.

"Hi babes, I'm missing you," one message read, while another said: "How you going love, did Sue want to meet me."

During a bail application for one of the men, Khaled Cheikho, 32, in the New South Wales Supreme Court, a prosecutor said the men used "covert phones" under false names and code to communicate, Australian Associated Press reported from the court.

One message between Cheikho and co-accused Mohammed Elomar referred to the purchase of some insulation tape allegedly used to make explosives, said prosecutor Wendy Abraham.

"Hello darling, could you let me know if you still have rolls of the silver tape," a message from Cheikho read.

So "Sue" I hope this experience helps you out when you get locked up with all those sweaty men and you have to play bitch to some big Aussie lifer. But look on the bright side, you already have your new names picked out.

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KY Governor Ernie Fletcher Indicted.

Yesterday a KY grand jury returned a three count misdemeanor indictment of Ernie Fletcher. For those of you not familiar with the story the Courier Journal has a complete time line of the progression of the investigation of KY Governor Ernie Fletcher here. more...

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Bloody Somalia

(Mogadishu, Somalia) After 15 years without a national government, Somalia is a battlefield. Tribal militias and Islamic fundamentalists, allegedly tied to al-Qaeda, are struggling for control and many people are dying.

From KhaleejTimes.com:

Islamic militiamen and secular fighters battled Wednesday for control of Somalia's capital despite promises of a cease-fire, as the death toll rose to at least 90, with nearly 200 others wounded.

The sounds of heavy weapons echoed through the city, but the fighting was not as intense as it had been in the previous three days. The battle between the Islamic Court Union and the Alliance for the Restoration of Peace and Counterterrorism has centered on the northern neighborhood of Sii-Sii, with neither side gaining an advantage.

Sheik Sharif Sheik Ahmed of the Islamic Court Union called for a ceasefire, but the tribal militias suspect that it's only because they ran out of ammunition. Both sides have been jockeying for position in anticipation of a major battle for control of Mogadishu. And, sadly, caught in the crossfire and dying are the civilians.

It's worth noting that every time I read of Somalia, I recall Blackhawk Down. I think of how the media plastered breaking news images of starving Somalians in front of the public, day after day, until the politicians were forced to send help. Food was sent and U.S. military units were there to distribute the food in the lawless country. Fighting started and the American forces soon were overwhelmed. Reinforcements were requested, but too little came, too late.

Some of the finest American fighting men ever to have lived died in Mogadishu. Needlessly, I think. And it all began with media reports of starving Somalians.

From Interested-Participant.

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Al-Qeada threatens Denmark, Norway, France

In the bullpen has the full story.

News.com AU : Muslims avenge your Prophet .... We deeply desire that the small state of Denmark, Norway and France ... are struck hard and destroyed," said Libyan Mohammed Hassan, who escaped from US custody at Bagram airbase in Afghanistan last July.

"Destroy their buildings, make their ground shake and transform them into a sea of blood," said Hassan, dressed in military fatigues and a black turban, and holding an assault rifle.

This is the video I was looking for. The number of places I can visit are somewhat limited. If anyone can find it or a full transcript email Howie. But from Chad Evans' post we get the general idea. Same old “river of blood” crap al-Qaeda spews incessantly.

MEMRI has the video. Hat Tip: Morning coffee who has the link here.

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DPRK Executions

Just what does the crime of trying to leave North Korea get you? Well they are going to make and example of you by making sure your execution is well attended and hope the audience getÂ’s the Idea. Warning Graphic Images.

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Crocodile Tears.

Watch the Mullah both before and after he notices you are watching.

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AFA's Conquest Against Ford Will Hurt America

Lately the American Family Association (AFA) has been putting a full court press against Ford Motor Company to cease and desist their support of homosexual marriages. While, ideologically, I agree with AFA that gay marriage is an immoral and unacceptable practice that should never be legal, I find their campaign a tad bit bothersome from an economic perspective.

I will be upfront and honest, I drive a 2001 Ford F-150; I actually like the truck and go to Ford for service on it. However, I don't like GM products. Right now I think it's overpriced, under-quality products coupled with their poor customer relations (with me specifically) makes GM a poor choice for vehicle purchases. So if you rule out Ford and GM that leaves you with Chrysler. Name one quality car (not truck or minivan) Chrysler has made five years in a row. If you can't, you're not the only one. So when you rule out Ford because of their political motives, GM because of their bad service and products, and Chrysler due to their horrendously bad track record that leaves you with nothing but foreign cars to pick from.

Some people think that's okay because Toyota's most popular car in America, the Toyota Camry, is predominately made in America. Honda has a presence here in the states and even BMW has a plant in Greenville, South Carolina. But, most of the foreign automakers are assembling one or two vehicles here in the United States, not all their vehicles sold here in the US. Walk around a Toyota lot and look at the stickers that tell you what percentage of the car was made in what country. Couple that with the small size of most Japanese cars and you're leaving guys like me with few options.

The one option you're leaving me with is the option I took last summer, Nissan. I bought my wife a surprisingly roomy Nissan Altima and guess where that car was made, 100% overseas. So the real question here is should you side with American workers or American values. In this case it's hard to have your cake and eat it too.

Originally Posted at Conservative Thinking

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