December 09, 2004

Male Cadet sues Female Cadet for Battery

Don't ask don't tell run amock. Do we really need a guy who gets beat up by a girl in the Navy?

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Santa, Chronic, and NAMBLA

Ok, I know I said I would stop...but this is serious ghetto: Santa Delivers Christmas Pot to Kids.

Not so funny: Santa belongs to NAMBLA. No, the other NAMBLA.

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Ok, the gangsta schtick....

...is getting boring. I saw the new Snoop video this morning, so that is what got me on the kick. There's just something intrinsically funny about a middle-class suburbanite balding white guy getting into harcore gangsta rap. One of my favorite movies of all times is Office Space and there's nothing funnier than the contrast between the soundtrack and the subject matter. Haven't seen it? Go rent it now!

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Harry Reid is My Homie

Isn't Dave Chapelle on during prime time? Just sayin.

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Tis the Season....

...to pop a cap in yo' punk ass! Damn, the holidays are hectic.

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Jew Bloods vs. French Crips

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Pantera Shooting....

Who - the - hell - is - this - Pantera - dude - any - way?

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My Babies Daddy...

...on strike!

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Ukrainian Crips Poison Blood

Yushenko was poisoned? A drive-by with a Kalish would be more OG.

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Canada, you are my biyatch!!!

Superhawk and Ace have the fashizzle! You mean Macktastick Rusty can't carry his Glock 9 in the GWN?

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Shout Out to New Crip

Sortapundit's sorta-brother sorta has a new blog. Shout out to a new homie in the house.

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Link Drop Thursday (Crip edition)

If it hasn't become apparent to everyone who is a regular here, my blogging spirits have been down as of late. First the drop in the ecosystem--plummet is a better word to use. Second, sitmeter is down. Third, I haven't had any time to read other blogs in almost a week.

So, in my ongoing effort to have more fun while engaging in what has become an obsession, I'm going to do some serious link dropping today? Why? Because I'm West Coast, biyatches, and the Crips hang their colors on the left side.

Link dropping is so Old School, for-nizzle.

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December 08, 2004

Jawa Report Shizzolated, Biyatch

Go here. Enter the My Pet Jawa URL for a whole new experience, biyatches!! (Pimp hat tip: Dr. Stotch)

So this post becomes:

Now THIS Is What da Internet Was Made For!
by Demosophist

If's like vandalism, without a victim, know what I'm sayin'?

(Practical Hint: If yo' ass want pop a bunch at one time, hold down da shift key 'n drag da mouse pointer n' shit. Alternatively, just check da "Manic Mode!" box n' shit. )

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Spamming Terrorists

Add these e-mail addresses to as many spam lists as possible or the terrorists have already won.

Islamic Army in Iraq
enas2009@hotmail.com

Army of Ansar al-Sunnah
ansar-alsonnah@maktoob.com
bareed-alansar@maktoob.com
un-bareed-alansar@maktoob.com

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Removing Post on American Hostage in Iraq

For the past week I have been running tributes to the forgotten Americans being held hostage in Iraq. Some members of one of the hostages' immediate family have contacted me. They are afraid that overpublicizing their loved ones' plight could hurt his chances for release. Out of respect of the family I have taken down several posts. If you read the posts previously, I ask that you keep continuee to keep him in your prayers.

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Now THIS Is What the Internet Was Made For!

by Demosophist

If's like vandalism, without a victim.

(Practical Hint: If you want to pop a bunch at one time, hold down the shift key and drag the mouse pointer. Alternatively, just check the "Manic Mode!" box.) (hat tip: Ace of Spades and Pundit Guy)

(Cross-posted by Demosophist to Demosophia and Anticipatory Retaliation)

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December 07, 2004

Jawas Explained: A Guide to My Pet Jawa

Here is a classic from the archives. Enjoy.

Ok, so I've been doing some thinking....not a lot, just some. It seems we can now safely divide our enemies into two camps.

First, you got the jawas. See, these guys don't really like us but don't mind making a buck selling us an R2 unit or oil or whatever. It doesn't matter to them if your part of the Imperial powers that be or a member of the Empire hating Rebel Alliance, as far as they are concerned you are just another colonist that a buck can be made from. more...

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My Hobby, Building Sandcrawlers

It seems I've been outted. The secret identity of Dr. Rusty Shackleford finally revealed!! TC Leather Penguin and Rob of Say Anything both found out my true identity. Apparently I'm 38, live in my mother's basement in Jersey and:

The plan was to build a 20-by-12-foot model of a Jawa Sandcrawler, a relatively obscure icon from the original "Star Wars" film, before the next installment of the saga "Star Wars: Episode III: Revenge of the Sith" opens in May.

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Iran Secretly Sentencing Al-Qaeda Members??

Via Interested Participant this Turkish Press piece:

Iran confirmed that it has tried and sentenced fugitive members of Al-Qaeda detained on its soil, but maintained a tight secrecy over which members of Osama bin Laden's network were in the Islamic republic
I guess when they're not too busy putting bloggers in jail they might squeeze in a few minutes to nail a bin Ladenite.

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Nuking Mecca and MAD

Nearly two months ago I made the case for nuking Mecca as a rational deterrent to radical Islamists bent on using WMD against American civilians. It seems that David Atkins over at WND is either a Jawa Report reader or that no thought is original (thanks to Andre for the link).

Based on the Mutual Assured Destruction doctrine (MAD for short) which successfully deterred a Soviet first strike against the United States for 40+ years of the Cold War, Atkins urges the following policy stance:

In the event of a WMD attack by terrorists on the U.S. homeland or U.S. military facilities overseas, the U.S will immediately and without discussion use its immense nuclear weapons capabilities to destroy the 100 largest Islamic cities on earth, regardless of state, and destroy all of the military facilities of Islamic-dominated states. This will include all of the capitals and at least the 10 largest cities of all Islamic-dominated states and the "holy" cities of Mecca and Medina. In addition, North Korean cities and military installations will be destroyed.
more...

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