October 16, 2005
Umpires Strike Back.
LetÂ’s see here aside from the evil
McChimpy Hellibacon conspiracy with the JOOS to buy the umpires and catapult Houston to the Word Series.
Yes itÂ’s them. Or it could be like
my team sucks or the score at the
end of the game or some shit like that. The umpires sucked equally hard for both teamsÂ… Â…or did they?
La Russa yer outta here!!!!!! Hey thatÂ’s a good idea.
What else is going on hmmm...???
TerroristÂ’s have recruited about 70 from UK in the last year via online.
Jihad Watch & The Times of London.
Watch for the Transcript of the FNS DICK Durbin interview that is if they ever get round to posting it. DICK will explain his partyÂ’s plan to win the war which is.......AHHHHH.err... to shoot holes in someone elseÂ’s plan. Sounds like a winner there DICK. While you were thinking that up guess we have been doing? Also if they ever post it see why Condi Rice is the smartest person on DC.
Paraphrased “No I would never want to run for President”.
I canÂ’t freakin quote it till you post it if you have it must be in tiny little print Chris you puffed toad you. Actually if you think about it Durbin looks more like a toad. It was like two puffed toads in a debate each puffing a little bigger. Wallace won.
Updated: OK transcript up. And here too.
And now back to Baseball....
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Posted by: jesusland joe at October 16, 2005 09:48 PM (rUyw4)
Posted by: Brad at October 16, 2005 10:10 PM (6mUkl)
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Sorry, Brad, but you could move to Texas. We'd love to have you down here, and I bet your son could play football. Cross country isn't quite as big, you know, with the girls as high school football. That's probably the main reason my son plays. He ain't going pro, that's for sure.
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Joe, my son is not going pro either. For now, I am holding on to the dream of him getting a Catholic high school Baseball or cross-country scholarship. I stay awake at night dreaming of spending that $850 per month tuition on myself, greedy bastard that I am.
We are rooting for the Astros in my house. My son likes them for the killer bees and that crazy hump in centerfield of Minute Maid Park.
Posted by: Brad at October 17, 2005 09:36 AM (6mUkl)
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Baseball blows monkey choade. If it were any slower it'd be agriculture. And what's up with baseball players' butts? They all have big butts. If I want to see a mind-numbing slow ballgame and big butts, I'll watch girls' fast pitch softball, which also has considerably less scratching and spitting.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at October 17, 2005 03:35 PM (0yYS2)
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IM,
My #2 son calls baseball organized boredom, and he plays football and basketball, so you and he would get along great. My #1 son played football and baseball in high school, so I had to maintain an interest in baseball. Besides, even if baseball is boring on tv, it's great fun going to the actual games. Can't tell you why, but it's fun.
We have an out of town junior varsity football game tonight, so I won't be commenting until tomorrow. Greg, don't dis me while I'm away.
Brad,
That's not greed. You're sure to need a new rifle or shotgun, the 4-wheeler needs updating, the golf clubs are obsolete, and there are lots more very important things you can think of, I'm sure.
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October 13, 2005
Al-Zawahiri Disclaims Letter
Al-Zawahiri has posted a statement saying
this is a fabrication of the Black House.
Right Doc. So we would fabricate the best advice anyone could give Zaqueery. Nice try, of course you must disclaim it to raise doubt. Al-Qaeda is losing and you know it. Muslim public opinion is against you as they are seeing you for what you are, murderers. You bring nothing but suffering on those you say you fight for.
CNN:
Responding to al Qaeda in Iraq's denial, a spokesman for the U.S. director of national intelligence, John Negroponte, said top officials in the U.S. government are confident the letter is real. The spokesman said the letter was "verified by multiple sources over an extended period of time."
So Doc. Are you saying that Shia Slaughter in Iraq is just fine and dandy or what? That the murder of innocents and beheadings are exactly what Al-Qaeda should be doing? Or is the letter real? One or the other Doc.
Aso here on FOXNEWS
Also See Chad Evans' take at In the Bullpen.
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sounds like Zawahiri learned all about deniable culpability from DailyKOS.
Seeing as it looks like his advice has been ignored, and in theory he's been made to look irrelevant by the "young dog" I'd be denying that I sent it too.
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It must suck to use snailmail these days, and you just know they hate not being able to swap goat prØn like in the good old days when they didn't have to live in caves and had all the boys they cared to bugger.
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Looks like the Moslems originally believed that the reports of the atrocities committed in the name of Allah were either lies or exaggerations.
I think they are learning otherwise through improved communications over the internet with corelegionists, as well as the personal experience of having to put up with the Taliban types.
Posted by: Phillep at October 13, 2005 10:37 PM (AYVCN)
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Nearly every comment on Kos either denies the letter is real or has turned it around to poke fun (and be outright snide) toward the US. Why don't they all just take a one way trip east? Oh, because they like their freedom? That nasty little fact keeps popping up, dammit. Nevermind that the buggers are selfish with the concept of freedom. It's not good enough for others. I'll stop here before I start shouting epithets.
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October 12, 2005
The USS Cole Fifth Anniversary
Today is five years since the Cole was bombed by Al-Qaeda while refueling at the port of Aden in Yemen.
Michelle Malkin Asks that we all note this on our blogs. Below find a quote form some of Michelle's work from 2001.
Malkin:
BEFORE 9-11, there was 10-12. On this dark day, one year ago, a bomb ripped through the U.S.S. Cole - and tore apart the lives of 17 American families who lost loved ones in the terrorist attack...
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I would go one giant step farther than Michelle. Muslims have hated all others forever. They have been killing Hindus, Buddhists, Baptists, Jews... for over 1,000 years.
Because in the past we had so few here and were so far away from them they did not seem a problem to us.
That notion should have left our minds 30 years ago. The year after Jimmy Carter stabed the Shaw in the back the Muslims took over our embassy in the Shaw's country. They only let the Americans free after Ronnie came in to office. They knew full well that Ronnie would destroy a lot of property and kill a lot of Muslims to get them out or bring justice for their deaths.
Thanks to the America hating MSM/DNC we pretended the problem did not exist. It has existed for over 1,000 years; and it is a very real world wid problem today. Ask a Limmie.
Posted by: Rod Stanton at October 12, 2005 03:47 PM (tplWd)
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Right on the money Rod. Islam is hate, and it must be crushed.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at October 13, 2005 07:21 AM (0yYS2)
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I just want to say that even thought my cousin Tim isnt here with us today, he will always be with us in our hearts. I love him so much and im very proud of him. I hope someday i will be up there in that great place he calls home now! We love and MISS you alot TIMOTHY!!**
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October 11, 2005
Full Traslation of Ayman al-Zawahri's Letter to Zaqueery
The US had released a full transcript of a letter to Al-Qaida in Iraq. The letter
intercepted last week spells out Al-Qaida's plans. They are counting on the US backing out of Iraq and then using Iraq as a base to spread westward to Syria and Lebanon and then to attack Israel.
Yahoo News:
"Things may develop faster than we imagine," Ayman al-Zawahri wrote in a letter to his top deputy in Iraq, Abu Musab al-Zarqawi. "The aftermath of the collapse of American power in Vietnam — and how they ran and left their agents — is noteworthy. ... We must be ready starting now."
Al-Zawahiri also worries that Zaqueery is screwing things up. My opinion is that Zaqueery has indeed hijacked the resistance and Bin Laden and Al-Zawahiri are no longer in control. The Al-Qaeda leadership realize they have a madman in Iraq and are desparate to control him. The recent beheading of hostages I feel is a thumb in the eye to the old leadership of Al-Qaeda and Zaqueery asserting his control.
We don't want to repeat the mistake of the Taliban, who restricted participation in governance to the students and the people of Qandahar alone. They did not have any representation for the Afghan people in their ruling regime, so the result was that the Afghan people disengaged themselves from them. Even devout ones took the stance of the spectator and, when the invasion came, the amirate collapsed in days, because the people were either passive or hostile.
Read the whole transcript here.
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Kinda sounds like the DLC vs Kos kids fight...
Posted by: MKL at October 12, 2005 01:07 AM (yJDqu)
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You know sometimes you wish you had thought of something someone else posted. Well, this is one of those times, dammit, MKL, I should have thought of that, and I would have, too, if you weren't so dang quick witted.
Posted by: jesusland joe at October 12, 2005 10:15 AM (rUyw4)
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I had to dig to find it, but here is the DailyKosÂ’s view of the letter: http://www.dailykos.com/story/2005/10/12/01659/989
Summary: Bush/Rove, Inc. (et al) made it up to go along with his speech last week. They really tear it apart piece by piece. I donÂ’t know which is scarier, the letter itself or their take on it.
Now if youÂ’ll excuse me, I need to go take a shower to wash off all the filth from digging up that link.
Posted by: JohnMc at October 12, 2005 12:40 PM (y+I+a)
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John Yeah I had a post worked up last week with a Kos links still may talk about it. But the jist was how several Dems were trying to talk some sense into the democratic party. Including Carville. Now Carville is a nut but if yer a Jawa ya gott a love the ornery bastard and he was right on target as usuall. Kos had reaction and I looked it over. It was basically lalalalalalalaal not gonna listen and then he suggested what the Dems needed was to dig up some old tricks from Lincoln's 1860 campaign. Yes thats right steal from a Republican candidate from 145 years ago and that would fix the Dems problems. Carville should go over there and slap him silly. Oh forgot he is already silly. Carville needs to got over there and slap some sense into him. Really these guys were trying to help and bring some common sense back the Dems but the moonbats wanted no part of it. They had better open up to what their own is telling them.
Posted by: Howie at October 12, 2005 02:31 PM (D3+20)
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The more I learn about the thinking of these people the more I realize there is a Pol Pot moment somewhere around the corner if they get their way a bit.
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Ive just read the English translation, and it just doesn't
sit right. And no, I'm not a Kosian, quite far from it. If
we accept this letter was from July, it seems to have had
no effect as the mosque attacks on Shia have continued.
al-Zawahiri pretty clearly says stop that.
Many of the statements give me pause, but for each you can
easily make a case they are not fabricated. However, this
line near the end did make me scratch my head:
9-My greetings to all the loved ones and please give me news of Karem and the rest of the folks I know, and especially:
By God, if by chance you're going to Fallujah, send greetings to Abu Musab al-Zarqawi.
Wasn't the letter purported to be meant for al-Zarqawi? He already gave extensive greeting and blessing at the start,
why this line near the end?
Kos I assume (its too late to read their rantings) are
implying a conspiracy of somekind with Bush. But I'm
wondering, if this is indeed fabricated, is it really
intended as disinformation for jihadists not in immediate
contact with Zarqawi or Zawahiri? In effect getting
word out that the big guys want you to ease up on the
attacks on Shia and beheadings and the like, while containing just enough material for the 'true believers' to accept it?
Posted by: mike at October 12, 2005 09:54 PM (FTk5R)
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That rings true, if you believe al-Zarqawi is some subservient puppet of the Al-Qaeda high ups, that might have rang true two years ago, but now he has his own followings, and has almost made them irrelevant.
I think you'll find he'll be pushing his own agenda, and not Al Qaeda's, which includes the head cutting, Mosque bombing agenda which he has used to relative success.
The Hundred Thousand dollars almost sounds like a loyalty test, will he pay his dues?
Posted by: dave at October 13, 2005 12:45 AM (CcXvt)
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Nice conspiracy theories Mike and Dave. Hey, did you hear that the JOOOOOOOOS were behind 9/11?
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at October 13, 2005 07:25 AM (0yYS2)
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mine wasn't a conspiracy theory IMP, I believe the letter is legit, but I believe the motives are different.
I think it's likely that Al-Zarqawi will not follow directions from the inner circle of Al Qaeda, it was politically convenient to align his group with Al Qaeda when he was an unknown, one legged Johnny Jihad that needed funding and recognition to continue his campaign. I think Al-Zarqawi thinks he can surpass Bin Laden / Al Zawahiri, he may even challenge them for leadership of Al Qaeda.
Bin Laden was lionized by his "record" in the Afghanistan - Russia campaign, so far Al-Zarqawi has become as wanted as Bin Laden, he has also shown to be far more successful in the "Jihad" than Bin Laden and the Al Qaeda leadership.
Al Zawahiri has remained hidden, while Zaqawi has waged a one-man campaign against the United States, Bin Laden hasn't been heard from since November(?) 2004, who better to challenge for the leadership of Al Qaeda? now I think Zawahiri is wondering if he still has "control" over those who claim to be acting under him? If this letter was sent two months ago, and he hasn't followed it, has he sent the money? you see where I'm going?
Mike: the fact is these letters are passed between different fractions, using low tech couriers it's likely it passed through numerous elements before reaching it's target.
Posted by: dave at October 13, 2005 09:54 AM (CcXvt)
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Of course he doesn't want to take orders. Terrorists are nothing more than criminal gangsters who will murder anyone who gets in their way. In a confederacy of rats, the only thing that matters is being the biggest rat.
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ummmm. Why all the talk about Kos ? Is he really important or significant ? What I think we should be doing is tying to analyze the letter. Are they really that confident of success ? If so we should be taking a second look at our own assesment of their morale. And how can we improve our own national morale: by being brutally honest about the situation (giving aid and comfort to the enemy) or delusionally optimistic (tactics of desperation,last throes of the insurgents etc). Myself I want to be told an accurate assesment, no sugar coating please, and thank you.
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October 10, 2005
Jesus Under Attack
See
California Conservative for the details. I've been so busy I have several things I wanted to blog but the time just is not there. So Sorry
CC better late than never.
"We need to attack Jesus..." - atheist Philip Paulson,
who filed a lawsuit challenging the presence of the cross
on city land in 1989.
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>>>"The city has attempted twice to sell the property to the Mount Soledad Association,
but federal courts have overturned the sales because they said the transactions favored a buyer who would preserve the cross."
Wow. Now the activist courts are in the business of discerning people's hearts and motives. That's out of control.
Posted by: Carlos at October 10, 2005 11:35 AM (8e/V4)
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As serious an issue as this may be, I couldn't help thinking, "Go ahead, Phil, attack Jesus, I think he can take you."
Posted by: Brian B at October 10, 2005 11:39 AM (rGfpg)
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yep not a laughing matter cept how do you attack he in whom you don't believe. If you really don't believe why attack?
Posted by: Howie at October 10, 2005 11:46 AM (D3+20)
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Yes, Carlos, that is one part of the business they are in. These activist judges will do whatever they can to destroy Christianity and whatever tradition might remain in the US. They know that the only way to destroy the US is to destroy the traditions and mores that unite us as a people. The wish to destroy Christianity I don't get, because what will ultimately take its place will utterly destroy the liberals and the Left.
I am mystified by the motivation of the Left. What do they think will be accomplished? It is truly one of the mysteries of this age.
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Jesus,
The Bible speaks of anti-christs, and in my view this Lefties fit the bill to a tee.
The Constitution restricts the GOVERNMENT'S acts and motives, not the people's. That's why that court ruling is so fucked up. It's basically saying that the citizen's motives (the buyer) are improper. The BUYER'S motives are unconstitutional. If he was instead an atheist, the sale coult have gone through! Unbelievable. Could these activistas in black robes be anymore transparent? I think not.
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I just read an interesting (maybe) Instapundit co-analysis of Joe's question, the roots of this by a guy named
James C. Bennett: which speaks to me as byproduct of anti-Catholic Protestant elitism:
This is primarily an effect of the Calvinist Puritan roots of American progressivism. Just as Calvinists believed in the centrality of the depravity of man, with the exception of a minuscule contingent of the Elect of God, their secularized descendants believe in the depravity and cursedness of Western civilization, with their own enlightened selves in the role of the Elect.
HTH
Posted by: -keith in mtn. view at October 10, 2005 12:12 PM (T85lV)
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Brian took the words out of my mouth. I'd only add that Paulson is being disengenuous. He's attacking a target closer to home.
Keith, while Calvinists and other Reformed thinkers believe in the depravity of man - and who can fault that kind of thinking?

- they believe that only God can regenerate the heart. This doesn't make them less the sinner; the Holy Spirit works in their life through discipleship in scripture and fellowship toward their sanctification.
It often seems that He's working faster in some of us than in others. Paulson could clearly benefit from a less-stony heart.
To complete your analogy, one must remove a personal God from the equation, putting human wisdom and understanding at the pinnacle. With that sort of equation, it's easy to see how some of us believe we should be in authority over others, like shephards and sheep. Democracy is much more respectful of the individual.
Posted by: tee bee at October 10, 2005 12:27 PM (q1JHF)
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I don't believe that any government entity should promote or discourage religion in any way whatsoever, but these people are on an anti-crusade, but we shouldn't be surprised, because they're just a bunch of ACLU commies. I'm an atheist, but not like them, not at all; these people make me sick and are traitors to the prinicples of Liberty.
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IM,
you're the kind of atheist I can live with-- that we HAVE lived with since the founding of this country. But these anti-God types are out of control.
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Carlos, the sentiments are mutual. I have nothing against Christians, and even think that Christianity is a necessary influence to the development of civil society, I'm just not wild about government involvement in religion. After all, do we want to look to the same government that gave us Amtrak and Social Security for our spiritual guidance?
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at October 10, 2005 02:01 PM (0yYS2)
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Another wretched atheist trying to force himself on us all why should we be allow these jerks to force themselves on us they are your usial selfish self centered soclialists forcing the,selves on us and getting help from the supreume court and its band of idiots
Posted by: sandpiper at October 10, 2005 02:04 PM (U+eLg)
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IM,
the Europeans do. Their churches are state-sponsored. Their pastors are paid by the State. Ironic, no?
Posted by: Carlos at October 10, 2005 02:06 PM (8e/V4)
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Fuck it, I'm going to attack Buddha. I'm going to punch that fat bastard right in the nose and wipe that silly smile off his smug little face. Grrrrrr! A little off topic: Type "Failure" into google, then press "I'm feeling lucky" and see what comes up. Hmmmmm...
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osama,
that's why I don't use google anymore. They can no longer be trusted.
Posted by: Carlos at October 10, 2005 02:13 PM (8e/V4)
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Osama,
So that's where you bin hiding. You're a googlebomber. How cute!
Posted by: jesusland joe at October 10, 2005 02:48 PM (rUyw4)
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Yeah, it kind of makes you wonder, eh? Their stock is hyped anyway...
Posted by: osamabinhiding at October 10, 2005 03:42 PM (Ttija)
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Jesus... One man, huge damage to humanity for thousands of years and to the future.
The guy who inspired Muhammed who we all know led his masses to such a sofisticated and peaceful situation they are in today, the guy because of whom the Romano-Catholic church exists, most evil organisation of all times that had entire religions wiped out, peoples hunted to extinction, masses cowed to brainless lemmings and riches looted to it's replacement-of-Jesus-on-earth leader for 15 horrible, bloody, dark centuries.
Therefore I'm suggesting attacking Jesus now is absolutely useless, the Jews should have had him stoned before or right after he made a mess at their temple.
Posted by: A Finn at October 10, 2005 04:53 PM (lGolT)
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they tried but he escaped. they also tried after he healed the blind man on the sabbath but again they could not see him although he was right there. Odd huh? so finn want a copy of John I got one for you too.
Posted by: Howie at October 10, 2005 05:00 PM (D3+20)
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Yes Carlos, it is ironic, but it is also part of why Europeans no longer go to church.
And sandpiper, cut the "wretched atheist" crap. I don't go around saying "wretched Christian" every time a priest molests a little boy, do I? Watch your manners and remember, like I do, that it's acts, not labels, that are important.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at October 10, 2005 09:26 PM (0yYS2)
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No thanks, Howie, I think I have a bible of some sort somewhere, or at least the New Testament in a little red pocket book (some preachers travel the country giving those to everyone... I've had 3 or so, they always manage to disappear, since they're leather coated and there's a dog in the house). So it was the inefficiency of fundamentalist Jews that allowed Jesus to live and preach on? Guess the J00s can be blamed for everything one way or another....
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FWIW, IM, sandpiper, who makes me wonder if there are indeed commentbots, is best overlooked - and I think was just commenting on Paulson, not you. The bots rarely talk to other commenters.
Posted by: tee bee at October 11, 2005 08:58 AM (q1JHF)
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Yes just like fin to be such a pigheaded fool. You woild think he would believe in God since it's a supernatural that some one has not bashed his thick skull in by now.
Posted by: Howie at October 14, 2005 10:02 AM (D3+20)
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JESUS, IS GIVING EVERY MAN, WOMAN, & CHILD "ONE LAST CHANCE". NO MATTER HIS OR HER RACE, RELIGION, OR NATIONALITY; TO REPENT & TURN FROM THEIR WICKED WAY; CONFESS JESUS CHRIST, AS LORD AND SAVIOUR. AND DO HIS WILL. mcgdogm
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October 05, 2005
Army of Ansar al-Sunnah Murder Hostages by Beheading, Video Released (Images)

The Army of Ansar al-Sunnah, a well-known terrorist organization in Iraq with ties to Abu Musab al-Zarqawi's al Qaeda forces, has released a video in which two hostages are beheaded. The Jawa Report has obtained a copy of the video. Gruesome images from the video are posted below (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES BELOW).
The two innocent civilians are identified as Shaker Mahmoud Jassim and Riyadh Najim Abdullah. The timestamp on the video indicates it was made on September 12th of this year, but the video was not uploaded to the internet until today.
As in all such videos, the terrorists first force the victims to 'confess' to various crimes before they are murdered. Pronouncement of guilt is made on the victims under Islamic law. Thus, the murder and torture done by the terrorists is legitimized in the eyes of radicals as the legal execution of criminals for crimes against Islam. The beheading is done with a knife, is slow, and very painful.
Jassim is forced in the video to 'confess' that he works for the U.S. Army as an informant. As in all jihadi videos, American forces are portrayed as tools of a wider Jewish conspiracy.
The AP reports that Jassim urges in his 'confession':
I call on everyone who works with the Jews and the Americans to repent to God and leave this job.

In all previous hostage murder videos, similar statements are made. The second victim, Abdullah, said he helped the Americans with information about a group of Saudi insurgents and was paid a large amount of money:
"We have become slaves to money," he said before he was taken outside and decapitated.
SITE reports that the video also warns:
That those who do not “come back to your religion and repent” will also be slaughtered.
As Abdullah's head is placed on his back, the camera panned to a sign that read in Arabic: "Go to hell, this is a revenge for our brothers".
The Army of Ansar al-Sunna is an offshoot of The Army of Ansar al-Islam, a Salafist terror organization with roots in Kurdish Iraq. After the fall of the Hussein Regime, the former leader of Ansar al-Islam, Musab al-Zarqawi, took foreign elements to found Tawhid and Jihad--later pledging loyalty to Osama bin Laden and changing the name, once again, to al Qaeda in the Land of Two Rivers (Mesopotamia, or Iraq). Ansar al-Sunnah and al Qaeda are believed to operate seperately now, but occasionally announce collaboration with one another.
This is the first beheading video in many months. These types of videos are propaganda meant for domestic purposes. The reason the terrorists in Iraq stopped producing beheading murder videos, and instead turning to videos of IED and other attacks on U.S. forces, is because they believed that they were doing more harm than good. Such videos tend to turn off the great mass of the Iraqi people, and especially Sunni Muslims on whom the terrorists depend for support and anonymity.
This video can only mean one thing: the terrorists have run into a wall in Iraq, they feel they must resort to threatening the population once again. The terrorists are slowly but surely losing.
Graphic images from the video below:
WARNING: PROCEED AT OWN RISK.
Why show these images? This is the true face of the so-called insurgents in Iraq. They are nothing more than terrorists scum who have a vision for Iraq similar to that of the Taliban in Afghanistan. They are waging jihad not only against Americans, but against Iraqis. Most media outlets will not show you what the terrorists are actually doing in Iraq. We will.
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Yes, Rusty, every American adult should view these images so they can see the barbarians we are up against. If we sit around and wait 20 years and do nothing, then this is what will be going on here in the US. God forbid it!
Posted by: jesusland joe at October 05, 2005 04:46 PM (rUyw4)
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I choose not to watch the videos. Just the same shit as before. Why see them again. More proof these people are not civilized. ARE THEY WORTH SAVING?
Posted by: greyrooster at October 05, 2005 06:06 PM (ywZa8)
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Rooster - I totally get your point. At the same time, when a beheading becomes "old hat," then something is wrong. Each one should shock us and spur us into action. The images should strengthen our resolve to complete the task and send the murderers to their deaths.
Posted by: RomeoDelta at October 05, 2005 08:00 PM (Srmrz)
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RomeoDelta: You're right. I just figure if the bastards figure I'm not going to view them maybe someone will be saved.
Posted by: greyrooster at October 05, 2005 08:44 PM (ywZa8)
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Rush Limbaugh says America is at war, He is right on that count. However, Rush is a draft dodging drug addict that has no concept of 'war'. His foolish war is about 'ratings' and disagrrement between political ideology.
Al-Qaeda and like MUSLIM organizations have sworn their life and children to the destruction of INFIDELS. That would be YOU, Mr. and Mrs. America!
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And these "insurgents" are heros to millions, huh? What is wrong with this picture? I wonder what would happen if the media all of a sudden started calling a terrorist a terrorist? Maybe the world at large would get the idea .. finally. Beheaders are brutal, savage terrorists, period!
Posted by: Bubbe at October 05, 2005 10:23 PM (cbAi4)
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Iraq's population out of Iraq NOW! eh?
Yet again, the "root causes" of terrorism theory is completely blown by the senseless murder of their fellow Muslim neighbors.
As usual coerced "confessions" are used to make the citizen confess to being an apostate which reaches it's sickening crescendo when the cutting off another Muslims head stops.
I cannot comprehend the abject terror these men faced being lead out to their execution, knowing the brutal methods employed, and how long it takes to die, nor the pain inflicted upon them. may they find peace.
Funny how you never see these images at a leftard rally, declaring the victories of the "minute men"
Posted by: dave at October 06, 2005 12:20 AM (CcXvt)
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bunch of idiots killing their own people...and the worse part is that this *army's of god** whatever they call themselfs still find support from muslins?? when they goin to wake up and realize that they just wan to see blood they kill like 200 iraqis just to kill one american who is really killing their people us or them??
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Dave: they'd probably be in a state of shock as soon as they started that last walk. As for the amount of time it takes to kill: have you ever read up on how kosher beef is slaughtered? A cut to the throat takes only a short moment to kill any creature. They're most likely dead long before the blade hit the bone. Not to mention that the windpipe was likely severed, the body under those conditions isn't going to sustain.
And for all of those here that believe you're still alive for six seconds after being beheaded: consider that cutting off a finger can put a person into shock, getting your head cut off would probably do the same.
Also dave, who ever said the left wing says we're winning? If anything that's more of a right wing state of thinking. The left consider this continuing battle a loss, another Nam.
Realtouch: beheaded one's own citizenry is by no means new. The french (at the time considered the most civilized society) had beheadings. And yes, we're americans, we hate the french, but being intelligent americans we recognize that history repeats itself. The middle east is doing what all other societies have done in the past. This type of violence is infamous in history.
And for all of you who would berate me for what i've just said: I've served in the IDF in the reserve unit Sar-El. My first base being Anatot which lies right on the border of the West Bank.
Posted by: WizrdKing at October 06, 2005 02:50 AM (xxmfk)
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WizardKing:
As you mentioned the French Revolution, You have most likely read the same litrature as I, that spoke of the head of the scientist that was rumored to have blinked thirteen times, after he said he would try to blink until he lost consciousness after decapitation. Truly a thought that kept me awake. Although your original assessment is correct, hypovolemic shock would most likely set in as soon as the head were severed.
As for the Left, I was mentioning Micheal Moore's reference to the terrorists as "Minute men" as some of the left call them, or the "Iraqi Resistance" and why they ignore the blatant barbarism, you will never hear them mention it!
Posted by: dave at October 06, 2005 07:01 AM (CcXvt)
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Wizrdking: My problem with your blog is as follows. (1) I cut my left middle finger off in a boat propeller once. IT HURT LIKE HELL. When they reattached it it HURT LIKE HELL. And for 6 weeks afterward in HURT LIKE HELL. Try it.
(2) We slaughter animals all the time. Hogs and steers. Dead before the knife hits the bone. Bullshit! After trying the Jewish system I now shoot them between the eyes first to save the animal pain. Just Jewish propoganda to justify their cruel method of slaughter. What Jews do to animals is their business but don't feed me bullshit to justify it. I justify it as another cruelity brought about by religion. I don't fight against kosher butchering (butchering is a good word for it) because I figure mother nature is much more cruel.
If you guys choose to dress funny and not eat pork chops I will fight for your right to be as you are. But don't feed me bullshit. I could change my mind.
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Wizardking:
Just thought of something else that doesn't go down right.
"BEING AN AMERICAN" You served in the IDF. Have you served in the United States Military? Hmmmmm.
Is that like "being an American I served in the PLO".
WEIRD!
Posted by: greyrooster at October 06, 2005 07:12 AM (M7kiy)
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oh, the Muslims were beheading people hundreds of years before France started, they've just never stopped. Mohammed himself was present at the mass beheading of a Jewish tribe in Medina. It will never be history to Islam unless they rewrite their Koran and the sections like:
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Therefore, when ye meet the Unbeliever's in fight, smite at their necks; at length, when ye have thoroughly subdued them, bind the captives firmly: therefore is the time for either generosity or ransom until the war lays down its burdens. "
To name but a few.
Posted by: dave at October 06, 2005 07:12 AM (CcXvt)
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Beheading videos: Ah! But Rush tells it like it is. He is a tool and has much value.
Posted by: greyrooster at October 06, 2005 07:15 AM (M7kiy)
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Well I for one am glad to hear that the the terrorists have run into a wall. Between turning the corner,last throes, acts of desperation, et al I was beginning to think that our side was running low on positive meraphors. Rusty the converse view of your analysis id that the Army of Ansar now believes that poblic opinion is now so strongly behind them that they now will accept such videos. The vote on the constitution is coming up very soon after all the great things that were said about it "historic" the odds (English bookmakers) are lookung lomg, and a civil/religous war looking more possible. Will these United States decide to support one side over the other ? or actlike a referee and just try and keep them apart.A noble effort,peacekeeping, but it may make us a target for both sides, As far as journalists being shot; Rusty the only way to win this war is to show our moral superiorty. Rusty if we do start executing politically incottect/anti war journalists for not toeing the party line should we do videos also? Tp deter others? What about bloggers who defame these United States? Or politicans who vote against abuse and torture? What about bloggers who link to sites that show propoganda coming from the enemy? What about .........YOU !!!
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Ryan I have a better one. WHAT ABOUT YOU!
Posted by: greyrooster at October 06, 2005 08:23 AM (M7kiy)
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Word of caution to the uninformed: these terrorists slowly behead their victims. They use knives. The victims can be heard trying to scream and breathe as the knife cuts and air rushes from their lungs. These are not men with swords who take the heads in one chop.
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John Ryan:
You know what wins wars better than "Moral Superiority" ? actual firepower, and weapon superiority and the willingness to use it.
The PC nature of this war, and the constant attempt to not offend delicate Muslim sensibilities, while allowing the label of "religion of peace" to be used constantly is really degrading the war effort.
Posted by: dave at October 06, 2005 10:03 AM (CcXvt)
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Greyrooster, Sar-El is a multi-national volunteer reserve unit. It draws members from all around the globe. Sorry if i didn't clarify that earlier
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John Ryan: fingers on home keys, please.
And your yammering is getting on my nerves. Your constant blathering about "we have to keep the moral high ground" is duly noted. Mkay? How many times are you going to keep repeating the same mantra? At this point, we could descend much farther down the ladder of "morality" and still be leaps and bounds above the enemy. We can never reach the level of morality others have set for us. We're human. We make mistakes. We try to correct them.
Morality will not win this war. They're idea of morality, and all those who support the "insurgency", is far removed from what ours is. They do not recognize that morality. What will win this war is killing the enemy and demoralizing all those who might consider joining the enemy. Period.
Take a step outside your perfect little bubble of idealism and have a good hard look at what's going on in the world. And since you're so good at preaching morals, why don't you just head right on over to the middle east and preach to the jihadis and their supporters what "morality" is.
Posted by: Oyster at October 06, 2005 12:05 PM (YudAC)
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Thank you for posting those heinous pictures. We get way too comfortable over here in the USA, just seeing anti-American images on TV. And the vast majority of Americans totally forget about 9-11 and forget about the true nature of those with whom we are at war.
Posted by: reverse_vampyr at October 06, 2005 02:11 PM (Ns5kk)
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America is at war with itself, fools.
Posted by: Downing Street Memo at October 07, 2005 05:57 AM (A5eqb)
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Downing street Moron: I believe Al Sharpton 1st made that quote. Oh well! Birds of a feather say the same things together. What it be willie.
Posted by: greyrooster at October 07, 2005 10:19 AM (M7kiy)
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The guy in the second picture looks like Downing Street Moron's daddy. His mommy has nappy hair. I guess he's what you call a black muslim.
Ha! I just discovered the reason for his hatred of white America.
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At least we can take comfort from the fact that they were beheaded in an introspective, peaceful inner struggle, culturally sensitive sort of way. I want to hear Bush talk more about this religion of peace I keep hearing about.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at November 19, 2005 11:02 AM (0yYS2)
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colobration with invader that what they deserve
you forget that american killing thousand iraqi innocent and use the camical wapeon and use everything to take a free oil .that what they deserve die .....even no muslim japnees or comminist will make the same way to those colobration with invaders
safi
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We seem to be having a lot of posters you know the kind that post on old threads and say stuff like this:
Falluja
gg@ww.com
victory to the islamic army and the army of the mujahedeen,,allahu akbar. good is great.
I doubt that email is a good one but I disagree good is just good not great.
Also a live one on this thread.
Although our motto is bit different he is still watching you.
Our contacts thread is also a good one.
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October 03, 2005
RINO Sightings, Little Piggies and Other Strange Happenings.
New RINO sightings is up itÂ’s unearthly strange.
No more little piggie stress relievers. Gees give me a break. I hereby vow to eat left over pork chops at lunch every day for the duration of Ramadan.
Hat Tip: Big thanks to Mike at Mr. Muffler for getting Howie back on the road again for cheap.
In other strange and paranormal news Howie gets a beyond the Grave visit and interview with Ben Franklin. Actually IÂ’ve been worried about buying propane and propane related accessories this year. Mainly the fuel, I mean IÂ’m sitting on bone dry empty and winter is coming on. I entered the FS(thatÂ’s farm service city slicker) drawing for 100 bucks worth of free propane. Turns out I won. I mean I freaking won is that weird or not. Even stranger than that, Mr. FranklinÂ’s ghost delivered the C note to my door. Below is a record of our exchange.
Updated: Ok no comment? Well let's try this. Scott Baio was on Arrested Development tonight as Lawyer Bob Loblaw. His lawfirm speicalizing in cool stuff like Fraud, Tax Evasion, money laundering. Hope you saw, it was good stuff.
Nipsey Russell has died Hat Tip: The Filthy One
Typhoone Longwang has struck China and 59 soldiers are missing. Aside from the name of the storm, not funny.
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DEAR SWEET CHRIST! I MISSED IT!
Back to my flagellation room. Dammaaat
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THIS LITTLE PIGGIE WENT TO THE MARKET THIS LITTLE PIGGIE STAYED HOME THIS LITTLE PIGGIE HAD ROAST BEEF AND THIS LITTLE PIGGIE HAD NONE AND THIS LITTLE PIGGIE WENT WEE WEE WEE ALL THE WAY HOME
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September 30, 2005
A Blight Upon The Sands Of Tattooine
It is a dark day in the Vinnie household.
To be part of a blog that was publicly de-linked has brought shame to me and my family.
Do you realize, Dr., that I had to keep my children home from school to shield them from the cruel taunts of their peers over this?
Do you realize that you have plunged my wife even further in to her addiction to Rachael Ray? A torment I have fought against for years now?
This is what I am reduced to, Dr. Shackleford, for your inability to control your flying fickle fingers of fate upon your keyboard:

In a last great act of defiance, Rusty, I have done this. Make sure you click on that link in the post.
In unrelated news, may God continue to bless Roy Hallums and his family.
At least some people still understand what is truly meaningful in life.
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I have seen a blogroll similar to that of which you speak. Wish I could remember where I saw it, though.
;-)
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FRANKENSTEIN MEETS THE MANACURIST
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September 29, 2005
Report: Taliban MIGHT Have al Qaeda Links
At least twelve people were killed in Kabul today when a mass-murderer on a motorcycle exploded himself in Afghanistan's capital city. You might have heard this in the news already, but look how New Zealand's
Mail and Guardian is spinning the story. Here is the headline:
Kabul attack raises fear of al-Qaeda link to Taliban
What? Is this a joke? Ok, so maybe the headline is misleading. You know, like a typo or something. Sometimes headlines don't do a story justice. The only people who have any doubt that the Taliban were simply the institutionalized political wing of the Salafist jihad in Afghanistan also wear tin foil and believe that 9/11 was an 'inside job'. Let's go on to the story:
Afghan officials believe al-Qaeda has renewed its ties with the Taliban.
Renewed its ties? Again, what idiot actually thinks those ties were ever severed? Seriously? But at least the story admits that there were
ties, you know, at one time.
The facts of the story actually get at what is really going on. What is meant is that the Taliban are now copying tactics used by Abu Musab al-Zarqawi's al Qaeda in Iraq, and that foreign jihadis with ties to al Qaeda are entering Afghanistan in larger numbers.
In an interview published this week, a Taliban commander boasted he had trained in Iraq for several months and was now bringing his expertise home.
"I want to copy in Afghanistan the tactics and spirit of the glorious Iraqi resistance," Muhammad Daud told Newsweek.
Hours before Wednesday's blast, the Afghan intelligence agency, the NDS, told security groups that al-Qaeda had formed a new group, named Fedayani Islam (Sacrifices for Islam), and sent suicide bombers into southern Afghanistan, seeking "targets of opportunity".
As someone who has a bit of knowledge about this subject, let me state categorically that there is not a bit of difference between al Qaeda and the Taliban. Different organizations, yes, but with the same goals and who are now, and have always been, tied together. Further, al Qaeda and the Taliban never left Afghanistan. Why the hell do you think we've had troops in that country for over 3 years now? To make such a claim reveals a depth of ignorance so great that it is almost unfathonable.
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Having unprotected sex with a dozen strangers at the shelter, might be bad for you. OH NOOOOOOOO!!!! Who would have though! OooOOooOOoHHhhHHHH the humaity....
Posted by: Filthy Allah at September 29, 2005 08:44 AM (5ceWd)
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New Zealand has it's dingbats the same as America. Dingbatitus is a world problem. Not just a United States problem.
Posted by: greyrooster at September 29, 2005 08:49 AM (M7kiy)
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Holy crap liberals are getting stupider, and bolder, every day. I say stupider not because I labor under the delusion that they don't know better; they do. Oh yes, dear heart, they know exactly what they're doing, and they know who's side they're on. (Clue: It isn't ours.) Liberals would love nothing better than to see our country a smoking, radioactive ruin, or at least the parts they have no use for, like the parts where white people live happy, productive lives, untrammeled by the vagaries of totalitarian socialist government.
They explicitly, actively, and openly support our enemies at every turn, blissfully ignoring the fact that those same enemies, their ideological brothers-in-arms, would round them up for the headsman first, because the things that liberals stand for, i.e. promiscuity, homosexuality, drugs and booze, women's rights, (sorry, wymyn's rights), etc., are not really on the 'slamotards list of their favorite things. About the only two factors I can think of that liberals and 'slamotards have in common is a hatred of Western civilization, (though they don't hesitate to use the things made possible by it), and a tolerance for, and promotion of, pedophilia. I know a lot of people think that when I write "Liberals should all be taken out and shot!", that I'm just being inflammatory and facetious, but no, I'm dead serious.
Envision, if you will, a castle. It's a big, beautiful castle, handed down for generations in trust to its builders' heirs, who are charged with its maintenance and defense. Now, the inhabitants of this castle can come and go as they wish, because there are many gates, and people from outside the castle can come live inside and enjoy its safety and comfort, where they are free to prosper. If they find life in the castle odious, they can leave at any time and find a place that suits them better. In the old days, people understood this, but now, it seems that many don't.
We have among us, living in the castle alongside us, a significant group of malcontents who have never known life outside the castle, but who hear tales of other lands, and with this little knowledge, they compare these fantastical visions to their own lives within the castle walls. They believe that there are other lands, other castles, where the people are even more free, more happy, and more enlightened than those miserable inhabitants with whom they share space, and loathe for it.
These malcontents, those of the castle who for one reason or another hate it, want to change things. They hate the castle walls for holding them in, though there are many gates through which they may leave freely. They hate those who are in charge of running the castle, though they are selected democratically from among the people. And they hate the people who live in the castle itself, calling them fat, stupid, lazy, greedy, unjust, etc., though they themselves live no differently than those they hate.
Now, envision the grounds outside the castle crowded with people who want to get in. Many just want to live in peace and freedom so they can prosper, many just want to visit then go home, but many, too many, want to see if the castle might be taken over, since those charged with maintaining and defending the castle seem to be mired in one scandal after another, and cannot do their jobs.
Many of these invaders come in, because they do not come as enemies, but as visitors, so they easily gain admission to the castle, but once inside, they begin undermining the walls, poisoning the wells, and storing weapons for their eventual takeover attempt. This isn't the worst part, though. The worst part is that those earlier mentioned malcontents, who hate the castle and its people, though they are part of it and them, are helping the enemies who seek to know down the castle's walls so that an invading army can sweep in and take over.
They help them undermine the walls, they help them poison the wells, and they spread dissention and discontent among the people, making infalmmatory accusations of scandal and corruption against anyone who is not helping them to destroy the castle. There is a name for people who aid the enemies of their countrymen: Traitors.
When people still lived in castles, and found some among them trying to undermine the walls and help enemies slip in through unwatched gates, they would take those people and hang them from the castle walls, so that all could see what becomes of traitors, and the enemies found to have slipped in would be sent home in small baskets, as a warning to further enemies. No castle was ever kept by letting traitors and enemies have the run of the place, and no castle was ever lost by hanging traitors and dismembering enemies. People don't live in castles anymore, but traitors and enemies have not changed, and the best methods for dealing with them have not changed.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at September 29, 2005 10:39 AM (0yYS2)
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Over at the Belmont Club there is a semi-regular commentator who goes by IOTM. Essentially he is a troll and is not at all convinced the Taliban had a thing to do with 9/11. Therefore he views our intervention in Afghanistan as a bad thing.
I called him a MoveOn nutter and do not bite on his flamebait anymore.
MoveOn and CodePink are of the same mind.
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Dang that was me.
Sheesh
Posted by: Oyster at September 29, 2005 02:30 PM (fl6E1)
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Maximus,
Are you saying that it is time for Squire Jesusland Joe to break out the Tewksbury axe and begin to hew at the necks of our enemies?
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Yes, hewing is in order. Or stretching. We can have two lines.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at September 29, 2005 07:21 PM (0yYS2)
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Comments may be said with light heartedness but I wonder if we have been talking to the Islamofacists in a language they understand. I think they do not take us seriously because of our tactics. To them, educated and conditioned to cruelity, our follow the rules and be kind and gentle methods show weakness. The idiots are used to having their hands and heads cut off for the smallest things. Anything else seems to be taken as we are not serious. Putting them in jail and feeding them well doesn't get the point across.
They kill women for infidelity. How does jailing them for a few months for murder show we are serious?
Posted by: greyrooster at September 29, 2005 07:50 PM (M7kiy)
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You're right rooster, our harshest measures so far seem to have no effect on them. I say we start burying the dead terrorists wrapped in pigskins, and make the captives wear pigskin jumpsuits.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at September 29, 2005 11:09 PM (0yYS2)
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Impy - how's the new meds you keep hiding in the slippers and mixing with the friskies?
Klanrooster - gotta lay off the wild turkey before you hurt yourself!
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Move Over CBS, al Qaeda Moves Into the News Business

On September 23rd the Islamic Media Front released a 16 minute news video on the internet called 'Sout al-Khalifa' or 'Voice of the Caliphate'. In recent months, al Qaeda in Iraq has accused al Jazeera of being too pro-Western. The Jawa Report has obtained a copy of the video. Images from it are posted below. Clips from the video can be seen at
MEMRI TV (about 4 minutes). If you need a copy of the entire video, please e-mail.
WAPO:
An Internet video newscast called the Voice of the Caliphate was broadcast for the first time on Monday, purporting to be a production of al Qaeda and featuring an anchorman who wore a black ski mask and an ammunition belt.
The anchorman, who said the report would appear once a week, presented news about the Gaza Strip and Iraq and expressed happiness about recent hurricanes in the United States. A copy of the Koran, the Muslim holy book, was placed by his right hand and a rifle affixed to a tripod was pointed at the camera....
The lead segment recounted Israel's withdrawal from the Gaza Strip, which the narrator proclaimed as a "great victory," while showing Palestinian Authority Prime Minister Ahmed Qureia walking and talking among celebrating compatriots.
That was followed by a repeat of a pledge on Sept. 14 by Abu Musab Zarqawi, the leader of al Qaeda in Iraq, to wage all-out war on Iraq's Shiite Muslims. An image of Zarqawi, a Jordanian-born Sunni Muslim, remained on the screen for about half the broadcast.
The masked announcer also reported that a group called the Islamic Army in Iraq claimed to have launched chemical-armed rockets at American forces in Baghdad. A video clip showed five rockets fired in succession from behind a sand berm as an off-screen voice yelled "God is great" in Arabic. The Islamic Army asserted responsibility last year for the killing of Enzo Baldoni, an Italian journalist who had been kidnapped in Iraq.
A commercial break of sorts followed, which previewed a movie, "Total Jihad," directed by Mousslim Mouwaheed. The ad was in English, suggesting that the target audience might be Muslims living in Britain and the United States.
The final segment was about Hurricane Katrina. "The whole Muslim world was filled with joy" at the disaster, the anchorman said. He went on to say that President Bush was "completely humiliated by his obvious incapacity to face the wrath of God, who battered New Orleans, city of homosexuals." Hurricane Ophelia's brush with North Carolina was also mentioned.
More on the
Global Islamic Media Front from our archives.
Others: Captain Ed, James Joyner.
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And now we go to Sayeed Mahmood Abusallam for the weather...Sayeed-
Sayeed: Today it will be hot as the fires of hell rains down on the infidel. Tonight, light winds from the East with the chance of a passing shower. Back to you Abu!
Abu: Thanks Sayeed. Earlier today the Infidels ran from our mighty warriors and pleaded for thier miserable lives. Small lakes were formed by their miserable tears which our brave freedom fighters washed their underthings in.
Also in the news, Cindy Sheehan has agreed to join the army of Allah. We will welcome her with a cold blade across her throat. Infidel Bitch.
And now for Sports with Sallami Baloney
Posted by: Filthy Allah at September 27, 2005 01:06 PM (5ceWd)
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you might want to put the Al Qaeda part in H1 tags, most people might confuse it with the average CNN/MSNBC/BBC newscast?
Posted by: dave at September 27, 2005 01:12 PM (CcXvt)
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You guys ever see the mad TV skit where the middle east reporters all go
On to you saheed, Death to America.
Thanks Ali, Death to America.
that's all we have for tonight.
Good night, Peace be with you and Death to America.
Posted by: Howie at September 27, 2005 01:13 PM (D3+20)
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will there be commericals?
you can have some fun with this one
Camel Cola to start
Posted by: hondo at September 27, 2005 01:20 PM (4Gtyc)
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http://www.dailyrecycler.com/blog/2004/10/subtitles.html
Posted by: Howie at September 27, 2005 01:28 PM (D3+20)
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what about sponsors people! This terror news won't pay for itself!
People let's focus here! Abu ! Good work on the weather. You forgot however to say "Death to America and the Jooooos" okay! Let's focus next time...otherwise good show people!
Now Sayeed. I want you to look angry when you do your reports! Strike fear people, thats the name of the game. Also, I want some color on your outfit next time m-kay.. We are not in the 50s here people. Okay, Im off to AllahBucks for a cafe creme double half caf. Whos with?
Posted by: ObSnooks at September 27, 2005 01:34 PM (5ceWd)
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abu azzam has been killed.
# 2 man of "al qaeda in iraq"..woohoo!
Posted by: Billy at September 27, 2005 01:49 PM (dBEh9)
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That's a good link Howie, and the video is priceless, but even funnier are the comments from... well, I haven't the words. The usual names just won't do for morons of that caliber!
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at September 27, 2005 02:36 PM (0yYS2)
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Do you mean the math man or the above slighty late and on the wrong thread comment that shows someone does not read the blog.
Posted by: Howie at September 27, 2005 02:45 PM (D3+20)
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Well, both really, but mainly the blog comments. To read the crap these sub-geniuses were writing before the election is like getting caught in a weird time warp in which snowballs populate hell.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at September 27, 2005 05:51 PM (0yYS2)
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"...a group called the Islamic Army in Iraq claimed to have launched chemical-armed rockets at American forces..."
I thought that Iraq didn't have WMD?
Posted by: Anthony Jagers at September 27, 2005 07:47 PM (9oivZ)
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Whos that creep in the hood DAN RATHER or TOM BROKAW?
Posted by: sandpiper at September 27, 2005 08:43 PM (FpZEl)
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Don't care. I will say that I pray that my beloved Marines will send him to visit Peter Jennings.
Posted by: Filthy Allah at September 28, 2005 08:58 AM (5ceWd)
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It can't be Dan sandpiper, he's far too vain to let them cover his head, but that's probably the ONLY reason he doesn't have the job, because he's been on their payroll for years.
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Daily Dose Of Tolkien Geekery
Since
Robbo is off putting flowers in his hair, I'll link to today's (actually yesterday's)
chapter of LOTR as presented by Gary, the
ex-donkey Tolkien geek par excellance.
I present it without Robert's usual commentary, except to say this; it warms my heart to see that civil rights in this nation have advanced to the point that Star Wars geeks and Tolkien geeks no longer must drink from separate fountains.
I have a dream
That one day, geeks will not be judged by their costumes at the conventions
But by the content of the characters they wish they could be.
UPDATE:
An anonymous commenter asks a vital question:
"What's a 'Tolkein'?"
Thank you, He Who Should Not Be Named, for that inquisitive nature of yours. However, I cannot answer, for I too have no idea what a "Tolkein" is.
I only know Tolkien.
But, if you simply must know, he's the guy that wrote that little read book that became that OTHER famous movie trilogy.
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Posted by: Rusty at September 26, 2005 07:42 PM (JQjhA)
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And GANDALF carried a sword GLANDRAN THE FOE HAMMER and thorin carried ORKRIS THE GOBLIN CLEAVER while bilbo had his trusty STING
Posted by: sandpiper at September 26, 2005 08:09 PM (uo3LX)
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And my 9mm's name is "Señor Glock".
Posted by: Oyster at September 26, 2005 08:30 PM (YudAC)
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Oh, that must me like George Lucas' pen name or something.
Posted by: Rusty at September 26, 2005 10:46 PM (JQjhA)
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Tolkien — British philologist and writer of fantasies
straight rip off from google search
Posted by: Roopesh at September 26, 2005 10:54 PM (YxeqH)
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The only British philologist I'm aware of is that C.S. Lewis dude..........
Posted by: Rusty at September 27, 2005 12:20 AM (JQjhA)
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Hm.
I see some backwards looking folk are still clinging to their geekicist past, upset over the days when Tolkien Geeks and Star Wars Geeks were banned from intermarriage.
Hate is not a family value, and mean people suck, Dr. Shackleford.
Posted by: Vinnie at September 27, 2005 01:17 AM (Kr6/f)
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Tolkien created Indiana Jones?
J.
Posted by: Jay Tea at September 27, 2005 04:08 AM (Q7zvB)
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Ah, THAT Tolkien. The one that worked with George Lucas. Did he go to USC too?
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Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at September 27, 2005 01:10 PM (0yYS2)
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Quothe Oyster:"And my 9mm's name is "Señor Glock"."
My wife named her Springfield Armory XD9 "Springy".
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at September 27, 2005 02:47 PM (0yYS2)
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Maximus,
I don't have a name for my Colt .45ACP Combat Commander but I named my new Springfield Armory SOCOM shorty. Talk about sweet!
Posted by: jesusland joe at September 27, 2005 04:21 PM (rUyw4)
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You mean Friday the 13th no no that's not it.
Posted by: Howie at September 27, 2005 04:44 PM (D3+20)
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I just bought a Mosin-Nagant 91/30 yesterday, and I have yet to name it. Since it's a Russian rifle, it will have to have a Russian name, so I will consult my Russian friend regarding suitable names for bad girls.
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Maximus,
How about Boris?
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Umm... I don't think Boris is a girl's name. I've known some Russian girls, and none of them were the "Boris" type.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at September 27, 2005 11:07 PM (0yYS2)
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Well, then duh, the obvious choice would be Natasha.
How about a generic "babushka?"
But what does all this have to do with Tolkien?
Heh.
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No 2 Al-Qaeda in Iraq Dead as a Rock
Ok more good news I can't handle more good news.
CBSNEWS.
The No. 2 al Qaeda leader in Iraq was killed Sunday night, U.S. officials say. Abu Azzam, reportedly the deputy to Abu Musab al Zarqawi, was shot during a house rain in Baghdad, according to Pentagon officials. As the aide to Zarqawi, Azzam was reportedly in control of financing foreign fighters coming into Iraq
Don't confuse this guy with Azzam the American see The Fourth Rail for Abu Azzam Al-Iraqi.
Also see Right Wing News and Ace of Spades.
In case you've missed it the last few days California Conservative has been on fire the last week. Check him out the last week has been great.
UPDATE by Rusty: James Joyner has more here. This is the time at the Jawa when we dance!
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its good news alright.Al qaeda being wacked off is just a pleasure to hear.
But what's happening in Iraq is just becoming mysterious day by day..
Just take the events which has happened from last year till date. How many suicide bombings have taken place.Where do these people come from.Ok we can blame the religions'fanctic ideology for that but still to motivate this much people there must be some answer for this.
Also the news of threat of a civil war is the last thing one would like to know.In case it do happpen then it's just history.The whole region( not only Iraq ) will turn into chaos .That's for sure.
It's just alarming!!!!
Posted by: Rocker at September 26, 2005 06:18 PM (YxeqH)
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Must be a real bitch deleting contacts in your PDA all the time.
Posted by: Fred Fry at September 26, 2005 06:54 PM (RPY7Q)
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Hellooo? Abu is dat you? Why are you screaming... what? The Infidels are pooting at you? Why would they poot on you Abu? What? I can't hear you......Abu, are you watching TV again? Send Kelp? Whats this Kelp you speak of?
Azzami, calm down. Have a chicklette. Breath deep. Why you gurgling? Are you drinking? Abu? Abu? Click
Posted by: Filthy Allah at September 26, 2005 07:03 PM (bikuR)
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Rocker is obviously off his rocker. Appropriate name, troll!
Posted by: jesusland joe at September 26, 2005 07:11 PM (rUyw4)
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Ahhhh Abu Welcome to Hell. Let me show you around. This is the fire that will burn you for eternity...yes Abu, just like the commercial. Eternity for men... like you Abu. But, this one smells like sulfur. Nice eh? Okay thats the fire... what else.. oh yes, JFK... met Abu. Abu, JFK. Ohhhh Abu, I want you to meet Mohammad! Yes, your entire belief system was a lie. Mohammad here was a pimp and a child molestor. He has been with us for quite some time. He runs the knitting club when he is not being ass raped by wild chimps. Abu, why so depressed? I thought you liked pain and suffering since you delivered it on to so many. Abu?
Posted by: SATAN at September 26, 2005 07:15 PM (bikuR)
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It shouldn't be too long before they get Porkawi, since to remain effective he must stay close to the action and actively communicate with his minions.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at September 26, 2005 07:21 PM (0yYS2)
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hope they catch him alive not dead....
this guy being skinned alive would be a pretty sight!!!!
(if he exist though..)
Posted by: Rocker at September 26, 2005 07:24 PM (YxeqH)
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Maximus,
One wonders why Bill Gates provided computers to every public library in the land. It was a real disservice as it gives people with little or no intelligence access to the internet.
Posted by: jesusland joe at September 26, 2005 08:09 PM (rUyw4)
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LIVE BY THE SWORD DIE BY THE SWORD Nuff said
Posted by: sandpiper at September 26, 2005 08:11 PM (uo3LX)
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Another one of Michael Moore's minutemen eats it.
Posted by: Carlos at September 27, 2005 08:19 AM (8e/V4)
Posted by: THANOS35 at September 27, 2005 09:19 AM (FMsU7)
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The MATH The MATH are we killing more alQueda than are joining? Can the number 2 be replaced ? Will the next number 2 be more or less competent than the one who died? Let's try and have some critical analysis of what is happening. Not just box scores innning by inning. And MATH.... gotta do the MATH. 250 billions spent (so far) divided by number of Iraqis 25millions equals 10,000 dollars per Iraqi. Average Iraqi household equals 7 THAT"S TOO MUCH 70,000dollars per family. AND IT COST $100 to fill my van's gas tank.
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poor John
Spare use the MATH. Just be honest and tell us you don't give a damn about "the average Iraqi" (the ones taking the brunt of violence). Tell us cut and run is fine with you regardless of the circumstances. Tell us that those who have made the sacifices - well, it's their problem, not yours. Be honest John - tell us we can pull a sheet over our heads and be safe from events in the world. tell us what's really important - oops you did - 100.00 for your gas tank. Let's see - part of these recent increases is due to events from Katrina/Rita. maybe we should get out of Louisianna and Texas too - it's not your problem or concern.
Posted by: hondo at September 27, 2005 01:15 PM (4Gtyc)
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Quothe john Ryan: "The MATH The MATH"
AAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!! THE MATH IS EVERYWHERE!!! IT'S ATTACKING ME!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
"...are we killing more alQueda than are joining?"
That's the wrong question. The proper question would be "do we have enough ammo for one billion muslims?"
"Can the number 2 be replaced?"
Of course he can, but not likely by anyone with his leadership ability. The whole point of killing the leadership is to weaken the organization. It doesn't matter how many jihadis there are, as long as we keep killing their leaders. Those with the brains, (a rare and precious thing among muslims), might think twice about taking a promotion if the top jobs have a turnover rate that makes fast food employees look like career people.
"Will the next number 2 be more or less competent than the one who died?"
Not likely. See above.
"Let's try and have some critical analysis of what is happening."
Okay, here goes: We're killing them in droves, and their leadership can't sleep twice in the same bed. They can't use phones or computers with any confidence of safety. Their best tactics are to murder civilians and blow up new recruits.
"Not just box scores innning by inning."
Scores are kept for a reason.
"And MATH.... gotta do the MATH. 250 billions spent (so far) divided by number of Iraqis 25millions equals 10,000 dollars per Iraqi."
Which would make sense if we were trying to kill them all as economically as possible.
"Average Iraqi household equals 7 THAT"S TOO MUCH 70,000dollars per family."
Yeah, given ammo at $.10 per round, it should cost less than a dollar to kill an entire family, but then THAT'S NOT WHAT WERE DOING MORON. So, are you just too stupid, or too dishonest to see that?
"AND IT COST $100 to fill my van's gas tank."
What are you saying? Do you think we should find a way to sqeeze gas out of Iraqis? Maybe you should buy a smaller car. My Nissan truck gets 25 MPG, what does your big-hawg road warrior van get?
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Thanks IM I needed that.
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[BOW-FLOURISH]My pleasure.[/BOW-FLOURISH]
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OK do we have enough ammo for a billion MUslims? Can't really say but sure have used a lot in Iraq so far. "Scores are kept for a reason, we are killing them in droves" Isee no indication that the number of insurgents are decreasing. Again our casualty rate is subsyanially higher than one year ago. #2 ???? Insurgents seem to be able to replace leaders about as easily as drug cartels. We got Pablo Escobar but it did't seem to slow the cocaine smuggling down. We seem to be killing off alZauiri's "top lieutenant" every 3 months or so, maybe the quality is going down, but our casualty rate does not seem to reflct it. I think you missed the point I was trying to make about the cost. The 70,000 dollars is not the cost of killing an Iraqi that is what the cost of bringing them democracy has been so far per family I believe the cost of killing an insurgent is closer to 10 million dollars. That would be 250 billions divided by 25,000 the number of insurgents killed so far. My Ford van, 1997, is rated at 20mpg but it gets only about 16. I guess you were smarter than me, buying the Jap truck. But my Dad who fought them in the South Pacific never had much good to say about them, I think he probably bought the last TV made in the USA. As for getting a car, afraid my tools would have a hard time fitting into one, but if gas hits $5.00 I might have to put them in a wheelbarrow.
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poor john
How can anyone say so much and say so little at the same time. You bitch (and personalize it to your material needs) yet offer not one single solution or idea otherwise. If you want to cut and run & give up regardless of any circumstances - then say so! Show some courage - whining isn't courage or a bold stance.
Posted by: hondo at September 28, 2005 12:52 PM (4Gtyc)
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Don't wanna scare anyone, but I don't think there will be enough bullets to anihilate the insurgency...
http://news.independent.co.uk/world/americas/article314944.ece
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john ryan said:
"OK do we have enough ammo for a billion MUslims? Can't really say but sure have used a lot in Iraq so far."
Yet we still have more, but we should only need enough to kill off the stupidest 10% or so, and hopefully the rest will get the message, but if not, we can always make more.
"I see no indication that the number of insurgents are decreasing."
Their operations are confined to only four provinces out of eighteen now. If they didn't have the Saudis financing them, they'd be SOL soon.
"Again our casualty rate is subsyanially higher than one year ago."
And yet still very, very small compared to previous operations of this scale. Just because we live in a remote-control, drive-through, microwave instant popcorn culture doesn't mean the real world works like that. Wars kill people, and thus should be avoided, but when unavoidable, should be conducted as cleanly as possible. Like this one.
"#2 ???? Insurgents seem to be able to replace leaders about as easily as drug cartels."
Oh sure, leaders are easy to replace, but putting a guy in charge doesn't mean he's a real leader. The best and brightest rise to lead, but if we're killing them as soon as they pop up, pretty soon their "best and brightest" won't be much to brag about. Kinda like now. Zarqawi's leadership ability consists mainly of creating and disseminating propaganda, and hiding under rocks.
"We got Pablo Escobar but it did't seem to slow the cocaine smuggling down."
Because cocaine is a high-demand commodity with a huge market value, making the reward worth the risk. Jihad is several orders of magnitude more dangerous than drug smuggling, and the vast majority of young muslims aren't too interested, because they still seem to be here.
"We seem to be killing off alZauiri's "top lieutenant" every 3 months or so, maybe the quality is going down, but our casualty rate does not seem to reflct it."
That's because the style of warfare they are conducting takes little brainpower and lots of determination. What does take brainpower though, is not getting caught. According to body counts, which aren't released publicly and must be found by indirect means, we're cornering them like rats on a daily basis, often because of tips given by Iraqi citizens who want to see the terrorists killed. In Tal Afar the people pointed out the terrorists' hiding places, and dozens were killed. We're losing ones and twos, they're losing dozens. It's a war of attrition, and we're winning.
"I think you missed the point I was trying to make about the cost. The 70,000 dollars is not the cost of killing an Iraqi that is what the cost of bringing them democracy has been so far per family I believe the cost of killing an insurgent is closer to 10 million dollars. That would be 250 billions divided by 25,000 the number of insurgents killed so far."
Should we have sat out WW2 because it was too expensive?
"My Ford van, 1997, is rated at 20mpg but it gets only about 16. I guess you were smarter than me, buying the Jap truck. But my Dad who fought them in the South Pacific never had much good to say about them, I think he probably bought the last TV made in the USA."
Nissan trucks are made in Tennessee, but I understand your dad's point.
"As for getting a car, afraid my tools would have a hard time fitting into one, but if gas hits $5.00 I might have to put them in a wheelbarrow."
Get a diesel truck and burn biodiesel, which you can make at home for about $.60 a gallon from restaurant waste oil.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at September 28, 2005 10:23 PM (0yYS2)
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100 watts,
You didn't scare anyone. And me and my fellow Americans have several billion rounds stockpiled if the Marines need to borrow any. Hell, I'll give them my 25,000 rounds.
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NO 100 WATTS: Wanna bet?
Posted by: greyrooster at September 29, 2005 11:43 PM (ywZa8)
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The MATH The MATH are we killing more alQueda than are joining?
Quite obviously, yes indeed we are.
If recent stories are true, they've been reduced to "recruiting" via kidnapping and drugging, and now they're reduced to using women (this is a major "dissing" of the local tango menfolk's macho).
The well must be running dry else we wouldn't be seeing these desperate moves. This is like when Hitler threw the geriatric home guard and Hitler youth into the lines.
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September 24, 2005
Rita Runs Aground
Rita Has come ashore just east of the TX/LA border. Rita was downgraded to a category 2 about 7:00 CDT. Some damage reported. I also have recieved reports of winds near 100 mph near Beaumont. Several Tornado warnings have also been issued. It's just a wait and see game now.
CNN has a pretty good update this AM.
The NHC said the storm made landfall at 2:30 a.m. (3:30 a.m. EDT) at Cameron Parish, on the extreme southwest coast of Louisiana between Sabine Pass and Johnson's Bayou. Cameron Parish, is a flat marshy area stretching along the coast eastward from the Texas state line...... .....all but a few of the 10,000 residents of the parish evacuated. Damage from the storm was already reported in several locations, particularly Lake Charles, La.
Update:
Good news Rita has been downgraded to a tropical storm and initial reports are good considering. ZERO deaths reported so far and Damage has been less than expected. Reports after Katrina were good too, let's hope this one stays that way.
more...
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Texas dodges a bullet. Rita finishes the job in Louisiana.
Posted by: Carlos at September 24, 2005 09:57 AM (8e/V4)
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but how much will you bet that the MSM will count those elderly killed in the bus fire as being caused by the Hurricane and blame them on Bush
Posted by: THANOS35 at September 24, 2005 04:56 PM (FMsU7)
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I win in the battle against the big machine again. Well it took a while. Off the the house Yall have a good night.
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September 23, 2005
Hamas Blows Up Hamas?
Be careful don't step on the bo.........
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A pickup truck carrying masked Islamic militants and homemade rockets blew up at a Hamas rally Friday, killing at least 10 Palestinians, including children, and wounding 85, hospital doctors and witnesses said
Uh, Can you say Natural Selection?
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Why am I giggling?
That's just wrong, but funny.
Posted by: elliott at September 23, 2005 01:11 PM (XlQVK)
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Evolution in action.
Darwin would be proud.
Posted by: Lonevoice at September 23, 2005 01:48 PM (KeO+G)
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"Um, can you say Natural Selection?"
I'll try. "Give them a state."
How'd I do?
Posted by: Defense Guy at September 23, 2005 01:50 PM (jPCiN)
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DG that ws good but is that not like handing a two year old boy a stick and saying, "Now don't hit your Sister with that!!".
Posted by: Howie at September 23, 2005 01:55 PM (D3+20)
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They were the smart ones too.
Dirk Dirk Allah....
Posted by: Filthy Allah at September 23, 2005 02:07 PM (5ceWd)
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Monkeys don't have guns because they never evolved far enough to invent the concept of the gun, and I don't think too many people would think that it's a good idea to give guns to monkeys, because if they don't understand the concept, they can't be expected to use it responsibly. By the same reasoning, arabs should not be allowed access to anything more dangerous than rocks and sticks, because they obviously haven't evolved much farther than monkeys in the area of personal responsibility.
The difference between a peaceful arab and a fanatical jihadi is that the peaceful one simply lacks the means to cause harm, but if you get enough peaceful, unarmed arabs together, they become a raging mob, burning and murdering as they go for no reasons other than ability and opportunity. Given all the above, I'm amazed that some psychopathic goathumper hasn't touched off one of Pakistan's nukes yet, but I don't think we have long to wait.
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Those, my friend, are the essence of Islamotards.
Posted by: Vinnie at September 23, 2005 03:24 PM (Kr6/f)
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"Give them a State" - Now that they have one we know where they are, and how many MOABs to send over.
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Impy, you racist twistnutsack violence-mongering chimp-worshipper, the Arabs were studying in university when your ancestors were using rocks as skin scrubbies. Monkeys do have guns, look at the Chimp-in-Chief, a drunken sod simian loser who only knows how to divide people and break things. You're a worshipper of a Chimp!
Posted by: Downing Street Memo at September 23, 2005 08:01 PM (VhNDM)
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Obviously the work of Zionists! They must have created a device to remotely detonate the Palestinian's...uh...protest devices.
Posted by: kbiel at September 23, 2005 08:08 PM (sKedi)
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DSM we had guns before them though. Barbarians had iron before the egyptians.
Posted by: Howie at September 23, 2005 08:18 PM (D3+20)
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Evolution sveletion its what happend when one lives by the bomb they die by the bomb
Posted by: sandpiper at September 23, 2005 08:45 PM (2cLBb)
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I think it's about time to ban this ignorant fuck before I have to hunt him down and gut him like a fish.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at September 23, 2005 08:51 PM (0yYS2)
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Impy, you fish-gutter and rage-in-a-cage, you gotta calm down before the worms squirming through your rattler brain start viciously fighting each other. All the pills prescribed but not taken are swirling about in a pharma-cloud ghost like in flying baloney: you can't get away! You can't get away! woo-hoo! Chimpety-drunk is dancing about left and right on your tin foil hat, crinkly crinkly.
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bwahaha! I love breakfast in the morning to headlines like this. Makes the rest of my day. I can't honestly say I feel that bad about the children either given they were probably just terrorists in training.
Posted by: Carlos at September 24, 2005 10:11 AM (8e/V4)
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DSMoron claims others are worshiping Bush. But in truth he sticks up for and worships the muslim dogs. He is lower than shit and should be tried and hung for his traitorism. Maybe when this war is over we can call the DSMs to task for their crimes against this country. Perhaps they are writing their own death warrents. It is called aiding and abetting the enemy and that is exactly what the dog is doing.
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New Tape From Ayman al-Zawahiri
Ayman al-Zawahiri has released a new tape to
Al-Jazeera.
Al-Qaida number two Ayman al-Zawahiri has dismissed the legitimacy of Afghanistan's parliamentary elections in a new tape broadcast by Aljazeera, saying the polls took place under the control of what he called "lords of war".
And you are what Mr. Zawahiri?
Also here on CNN.
"There is no reform except through jihad," he said in the video, broadcast on the Arabic-language TV network based in Qatar.
We got some reforming of our own to do Doc. We will find you.
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Isn't that a Nicholas Cage movie? Great, some Hollywood agent is paying Zawahiri for product placement.
Posted by: See-dub at September 19, 2005 06:31 PM (EufM0)
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Heh. Lords of War is right, which makes him the Punk-Ass-Bitch Punching Bag of War.
By the way spammers are trolling this site for e-mail addresses. I've already been propositioned twice, and am assured of a Nigerian bank fortune and a spectacular weekend getaway.
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Hymen Al Stink Beardy? Why is #2 always on tape. I want Dr. Evil himself! I wonder where king of the beards could be? Odds are, Beardo Bin Hiden is dead.
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Willing Martyrs or Kidnapped Victims?
FOXNEWS:
Ever wonder why a person would strap on a bomb and blow himself and civilians to bits, me too?
Mohammed Ali, who claimed to be Saudi-born and appeared to be in his 20s, Ali said insurgents kidnapped him from a field near his home earlier this month, then drugged and beat him. His story was similar to those recounted by other captured militants. The captives routinely claim they were either coerced or fooled by insurgent leaders who promised them a role in the holy war against the U.S. military, only to find themselves as would-be suicide bombers sent to attack civilians.
Next.
Musab Aqil al-Khayal, a 19-year-old Syrian, was shown on state television Saturday confessing to his aborted involvement in a bombing earlier in the week in which a companion exploded his car bomb in the midst of day laborers assembled to find work. "Those dogs fooled me," he told Iraqi interrogators.
Ah now I see, come on Zaqueery strap one on and put your money where your mouth is. Having seen some of Al-Zarqawi's methods I would not put it past him.
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I'm torn I want to believe that but I can't help but wonder if this is not just a story that they are all told to tell if caught.
Posted by: Howie at September 19, 2005 01:09 PM (D3+20)
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I'm with you on this one Howie. That's exactly what I wondered myself. It's a shame to have to always believe the worst about these people, but they leave us no choice.
Posted by: jesusland joe at September 19, 2005 01:31 PM (rUyw4)
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This is a different MAHAMID ALI isnt it its not THE MOUTH ali?
Posted by: sandpiper at September 19, 2005 09:03 PM (AQZCQ)
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Actually, I would think that when they're told to lie it's to make themselves look better (as a group) or make the coalition look worse.
By saying that they were tricked or forced they're making the jihadis look bad. It defeats the purpose of their propaganda. For those who vocally espouse a philosophy of embracing death or martyrdom, to tell an individual to lie in this fashion goes against everything they believe in as a group. No. I think by saying this, they are probably lying, but it's because they're not 100% into the suicide thing and are just trying to save their own individual necks.
I think if they went back to the group afterwards someone would say to them, "al-Ricky, you got some 'splainin to do."
knowhatimean?
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September 15, 2005
Claim: Second Report of Chemical Attack in Iraq
For the second time in a week, a terror organization has claimed to have used chemical weapons in Iraq. The Islamic Army in Iraq issued a statement yesterday claiming that it had launched ten 120mm mortar rounds loaded with chemicals against U.S. and Iraqi troops stationed in al-Madain.
A translation of the communique can be seen here, via Evan Kohlmann.
On Sept. 13th the Victorious Army Group in Iraq issued a statement claiming that it had used chemical weapons in Baghdad, including against American troops in the Green Zone (story and background here). There has been no confirmation of those reports.
The Islamic Army in Iraq (IAI) has been associated with Abu Musab al-Zarqawi's al Qaeda in Iraq in the past. The IAI stated that the chemical weapons were used to support Zarqawi's losing battle in Tel Afar. However, Zarqawi's group disclaimed any association to the earlier attack by The Victorious Army Group (or Sect, as he translates it) on the Green Zone with chemical weapons.
Terrorism expert Evan Kohlmann passes on information that The Victorious Army Group is rumored to be made of ex-Fedayeen Saddam and Iraqi intelligence personnel.
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But Rusty I thought there were no Chemical shells left in Iraq cept that one leftover thing that wound up in an IED.
Posted by: Howie at September 15, 2005 06:37 PM (D3+20)
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Any more info on this? I see nothing in Google or Yahoo.
Posted by: ahem at September 15, 2005 07:56 PM (FgDX0)
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"I see nothing in Google or Yahoo."
Yeah, funny that, almost as if the MINITRU has decided that it doesn't need to exist.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at September 15, 2005 08:30 PM (0yYS2)
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This reminds me of a statment from a couple months
back which at the time made me wonder if they
might have something up their sleeve
"If you continue the same policy of aggression against Muslims, God willing, you will see horror that will makey you forget what you saw in Vietnam. ... If you don't leave today, then you shall inevitably leave tomorrow but after scores of thousands of fatalities and double that number of disabled and wounded people. " Ayman al-Zawahiri 8/4/2005
Posted by: mike at September 15, 2005 11:54 PM (pLjdw)
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What....more poo finger?
Posted by: Filthy Allah at September 16, 2005 05:30 AM (bikuR)
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They don't have anything up their sleeve that we can't deal with. Arabs are just impotent blowhards who are totally incompetent at war whose best tactic is to blow themselves up. Just think, they outnumbered the Israelis, had them outgunned, and in three different wars, consistently lost. The worst they can do is to cause a few casualties and hamper trade, but ultimately, they are inconsequential, and in a hundred years, they will have destroyed themselves or become Westernized.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at September 16, 2005 09:57 AM (0yYS2)
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Terrorists Shoot Down U.S. Plane in Iraq
A terror organization in Iraq, Jaish al-Rashideen, has posted a video in which it claims to have shot down a U.S. airplane. Images from the video below.
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Oh my god I hope the tiny pilot is OK. I hope they don't smurf his head off.
Posted by: Howie at September 15, 2005 10:53 AM (D3+20)
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Oh! the Humanity!
I can barely look at all the broken G.I Joe's laying around dying at the feet of the mighty
Mujahadeen.
Posted by: dave at September 15, 2005 10:54 AM (CcXvt)
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Note there is no damage to the tiny plane except there is some duct tape holding the wings on which probably come off on landing anyway so they don't break. I think it ran out of fuel or charge and just got picked up.
Posted by: Howie at September 15, 2005 11:03 AM (D3+20)
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I guess they got tired of looking in awe at the glass Coca-Cola bottle that used to sit on that pedestal.
Posted by: JohnMc at September 15, 2005 11:30 AM (y+I+a)
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Is this part of the terrorists' shock and awe campaign? Because I'm in shock at how lame and awful they are.
Does making fun of terrorists count as making headway on the war on terror?
Posted by: lawhawk at September 15, 2005 11:39 AM (AcoYr)
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That aircrsft looks much more like a UAV. Are you sure your arabic translation? It is more likely mechanical failure than a shootdown.
Posted by: raver dave at September 15, 2005 11:51 AM (XTKFt)
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Yeah it looks like a UAV. I guess liberals will be disappointed that a pilot wasn't killed or captured.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at September 15, 2005 12:18 PM (0yYS2)
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They "shot" it down? Where's the damage from what ever they shot it with or from the, surely, "crash" landing?
Here it is to scale
In other news, the Islamofascists have finally developed, after decades of research and development,
their own version of the UAV.
Posted by: Oyster at September 15, 2005 12:39 PM (fl6E1)
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No, it's a UAV. They do claim they shot it down. But, that's kind of the whole point of the post.......
Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at September 15, 2005 12:41 PM (JQjhA)
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When I was a kid, I'd put firecrackers on my model planes, maybe that's what they're doing.
Posted by: Tim at September 15, 2005 12:42 PM (QrELf)
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Can't you all see, this war orchestrated by KKKarl Rove is not worth all this loss of plastic and metal! Pounds and pounds of government products that could have supported the leeves in NO. Bush and Company are the biggest murderers blah blah blah...
Posted by: Wine-aholic at September 15, 2005 12:50 PM (Wsn+K)
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Rusty, you should have titled your piece, "Terrorists shoot down model airplane, or maybe they went to Wal-Mart and bought one". Because this ain't no airplane.
Posted by: jesusland joe at September 15, 2005 05:25 PM (q9AWQ)
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did the brave lions of Allah shoot it down with a slingshot???....
Posted by: THANOS35 at September 15, 2005 05:34 PM (FMsU7)
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I think we have some images of the pilot of that "plane". Wizbang has more

http://wizbangblog.com/archives/004955.php
Posted by: packetninja at September 16, 2005 08:21 AM (1uomX)
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