October 16, 2005

Umpires Strike Back.

LetÂ’s see here aside from the evil McChimpy Hellibacon conspiracy with the JOOS to buy the umpires and catapult Houston to the Word Series. Yes itÂ’s them. Or it could be like my team sucks or the score at the end of the game or some shit like that. The umpires sucked equally hard for both teamsÂ… Â…or did they?

La Russa yer outta here!!!!!! Hey thatÂ’s a good idea.

What else is going on hmmm...???

TerroristÂ’s have recruited about 70 from UK in the last year via online.

Jihad Watch & The Times of London.

Watch for the Transcript of the FNS DICK Durbin interview that is if they ever get round to posting it. DICK will explain his partyÂ’s plan to win the war which is.......AHHHHH.err... to shoot holes in someone elseÂ’s plan. Sounds like a winner there DICK. While you were thinking that up guess we have been doing? Also if they ever post it see why Condi Rice is the smartest person on DC.

Paraphrased “No I would never want to run for President”.

I canÂ’t freakin quote it till you post it if you have it must be in tiny little print Chris you puffed toad you. Actually if you think about it Durbin looks more like a toad. It was like two puffed toads in a debate each puffing a little bigger. Wallace won.

Updated: OK transcript up. And here too.

And now back to Baseball....

Posted by: Howie at 08:53 PM | Comments (6) | Add Comment
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1 The Astros rock!

Posted by: jesusland joe at October 16, 2005 09:48 PM (rUyw4)

2 The Mariners stink

Posted by: Brad at October 16, 2005 10:10 PM (6mUkl)

3 Sorry, Brad, but you could move to Texas. We'd love to have you down here, and I bet your son could play football. Cross country isn't quite as big, you know, with the girls as high school football. That's probably the main reason my son plays. He ain't going pro, that's for sure.

Posted by: jesusland joe at October 17, 2005 08:07 AM (rUyw4)

4 Joe, my son is not going pro either. For now, I am holding on to the dream of him getting a Catholic high school Baseball or cross-country scholarship. I stay awake at night dreaming of spending that $850 per month tuition on myself, greedy bastard that I am. We are rooting for the Astros in my house. My son likes them for the killer bees and that crazy hump in centerfield of Minute Maid Park.

Posted by: Brad at October 17, 2005 09:36 AM (6mUkl)

5 Baseball blows monkey choade. If it were any slower it'd be agriculture. And what's up with baseball players' butts? They all have big butts. If I want to see a mind-numbing slow ballgame and big butts, I'll watch girls' fast pitch softball, which also has considerably less scratching and spitting.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at October 17, 2005 03:35 PM (0yYS2)

6 IM, My #2 son calls baseball organized boredom, and he plays football and basketball, so you and he would get along great. My #1 son played football and baseball in high school, so I had to maintain an interest in baseball. Besides, even if baseball is boring on tv, it's great fun going to the actual games. Can't tell you why, but it's fun. We have an out of town junior varsity football game tonight, so I won't be commenting until tomorrow. Greg, don't dis me while I'm away. Brad, That's not greed. You're sure to need a new rifle or shotgun, the 4-wheeler needs updating, the golf clubs are obsolete, and there are lots more very important things you can think of, I'm sure.

Posted by: jesusland joe at October 17, 2005 04:04 PM (rUyw4)

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