May 06, 2005

Terrorists Unclear on the Concept

No, you're supposed to put the TNT in the shoe before you throw it.

The Scotsman:

The prime suspect in an al Qaida-linked plot to strike Jordan with chemical weapons threw his shoes at military judges during a stormy hearing in Amman and told them terror mastermind Abu-Musab al-Zarqawi will “chop off” their heads....

Al-Jayousi disrupted WednesdayÂ’s proceedings in a rage over the killing of four alleged co-conspirators in a gunbattle with police a year ago, detailed by a forensic doctor in court....

An angry al-Jayousi took off his slippers and hurled it at the chief judge, Col. Fawaz Buqour. “Abu-Musab al-Zarqawi will chop off your heads and stuff it up your mouths, you God’s enemies,” he then growled, pointing his finger at the three-man tribunal.

That's right, Zarqawi will use his special magic powers to spring you from jail. Then he'll chop their heads off. And mine, and George W. Buish.....

It kind of reminds me of that Mojo Nixon song.

Zarqawi is everywhere
Zarqawi is everything
Zarqawi is everybody
Zarqawi is still the king

Hat tip: Internet Hagganah

Posted by: Rusty at 05:01 PM | Comments (5) | Add Comment
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1 How exactly could someone chop off my head and then stuff up my mouth? Bah. Terrorists don't have to make sense.

Posted by: Kazmin at May 06, 2005 05:33 PM (hp7es)

2 That my question Kazmin. Please try to find out Rusty. Inquiring Minds want to know.!!

Posted by: Cindy at May 06, 2005 07:12 PM (6o/ZY)

3 I think something has been changed in translation, either the name of the extrmity to be chopped (ouch!), or the orifice in which it is to be stuffed. It is a tradition among Arabs to cut off a victim's penis and leave it in his mouth, and we in the barbaric West must try to be more sensitive to these beautiful cultural traditions. It's all Bush's fault, you know, the head chopping and all that. Arabs were a peaceful lot until W became prez.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at May 07, 2005 12:17 PM (0yYS2)

4 mojo nixon rocks

Posted by: chuck at May 08, 2005 10:58 AM (dUIvQ)

5 It could also be a super natural rite. Supposely, one of the ways to kill a zombie is to chop off its head and then place a holy waffer inside its mouth and then sew it shut. But most experent undead hunters just uses a shot gun to the brains now day.

Posted by: Butch at May 09, 2005 10:49 AM (Gqhi9)

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