April 01, 2005

Terrorist's Cellmates Speak: Zarqawi was my bitch

A new report in Stuff reviews what inmates at a Jordanian prison have to say about Abu Musab al Zarqawi. I think the proper jail lingo for a guy like Zarqawi who is reported to be a cryer is fish.

What I want to know is if Jordanian prisons are anything like Turkish prisons? Anyway, I've seen enough video of Zarqawi to know that he was somebody's bitch.

Long-time Jawa readers know that Zarqawi is public enemy number one. You'll have to excuse the editorializing below, but the man does like to cut off the heads of infidels.

"Abu Musab cried constantly. He was very emotional, almost like a child," said 35-year-old Yousef Rababaa as he recalled the young militant.
Hey bitch, you need a towel for that?
He dreamed of an Islamic utopia where people would relive the puritanical lifestyle of the faith's early founders.
Wait, so you're saying he cuts off people's f*cking heads because he's religious?
"Abu Musab would be as preoccupied with writing letter after letter to his old mother as spending long hours reciting the Koran," said Rababaa.

It was piety of an extreme nature that moulded Zarqawi's militancy, according to Islamists and experts who follow many of the young adherents of the Salafi brand of Islamist jihadis.

No shit?
Another cellmate, Khaled Abu Doma, 36, recalled the young Zarqawi's long days spent kneeling with another inmate on a mat in the prison courtyard ...
Ok, I had to cut that sentence off, because, well, you get it. Here is the full quote.
Another cellmate, Khaled Abu Doma, 36, recalled the young Zarqawi's long days spent kneeling with another inmate on a mat in the prison courtyard as he patiently helped him memorise verse after verse from the Koran.
Why is it that the biggest pieces of shit on earth are always described as pretty nice guys? Like, have you ever heard of a serial mass-murderer or terrorist who wasn't soft-spoken and loved kitties?
Zarqawi would also wash other prisoner's clothes and scrub and clean prison lavatories, chores which other prisoners usually shunned, Abu Doma said.
Heh, heh. See. I told you . BITCH.
"Those prison years were critical in shaping Zarqawi's leadership qualities among his circle of followers that prepared him for his future role in Afghanistan and later Iraq."
Ah, so that's what this is all about!!!! Zarqawi is just lashing out at a society that unjustly imprisoned him by, um, you know, CUTTING OFF PEOPLE'S F*CKING HEADS!!!

Anyway, just knowing that Zarqawi had to spend time in an Arab prison makes me smile a little. The day he dies, though, well I'm gonna party like it's 1999.

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1 I bet he spent some quality prison time with the notorious terrorist, Mahrod Ah-p Yurpoupr.

Posted by: Mr. K at April 01, 2005 06:28 PM (72mjL)

2 Zarqawi was the de facto commander of his cell block when he was in prison. He used to give orders simply on the way he looked at people. At some point during his prison time, a severely wounded mujahideen was introduced to his area. Zarqawi took care of him.

Posted by: Collin Baber at April 01, 2005 06:35 PM (fufbw)

3 >>>"At some point during his prison time, a severely wounded mujahideen was introduced to his area. Zarqawi took care of him." That's touching. Brings a tear to the eye.

Posted by: Carlos at April 01, 2005 07:38 PM (8e/V4)

4 Zarqawi took care of him? Or... Zarqawi took care of him? Kapish?

Posted by: electronicIDF at April 01, 2005 07:55 PM (MBd2J)

5 The NYT had an article on who Zarqawi was a few weeks back. He was a big troublemaker in the industrial zone of Zarqaw as a youth, then got sent to jail. In jail he got really serious and took over control of his zone. When he was released he became even more dangerous. Now he's got a 25 Mil bounty on his head. I can't wait for him to stand trial.

Posted by: Collin Baber at April 01, 2005 08:33 PM (fufbw)

6 Can you believe this idiot Collin Baber. This traitorous bastard talks in circles. One minute he applaudes this animal. The next he can't wait for him to stand trial??? Oh, I understand Colon Babler believes he will be found not guilty. SICK, SICK, SICK.

Posted by: greyrooster at April 01, 2005 09:33 PM (CBNGy)

7 Mr.K wins. Excellent post. Straight to the head of the matter. Ha, Ha.

Posted by: greyrooster at April 01, 2005 09:36 PM (CBNGy)

8 Greyrooster, I'm not worried about the verdict. Zarqawi should be.

Posted by: Collin Baber at April 01, 2005 09:50 PM (fufbw)

9 Zarqawi also learned much from the evil islamist, Usuqa M'a Diq, aka Uliqa M'a Diq...and his lieutenant, M'Bals Es Hari.

Posted by: Mr. K at April 02, 2005 06:10 AM (igqPZ)

10 Zarqawi's dangerous followers used extreme violence on Abu Ghraib Prison, wounding many there. Abu Ghraib holds special significance for those head-choppers, as it is the location where Iraqi inmates were tortured and beaten to death by American troops. Gruesome stories of mutilations continue to spill out, including that of a G.I. scooping a prisoner's brains out with a MRE spoon. Such behavior is beyond the pale of any acceptable human conduct, and those committing such criminal acts must be brought to justice to stand trial - just like Zarqawi will once he is caught.

Posted by: Collin Baber at April 03, 2005 10:52 PM (uyhy8)

11 "...G.I. scooping a prisoner's brains out with a MRE spoon." At least it was a regulation spoon. (Give it a rest, Collin.)

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 04, 2005 07:16 AM (x+5JB)

12 As long as atrocities are being committed by U.S. troops under Bush's command, people will report them. Abridged: http://depthomelandinsecurity.blogspot.com/ Original: http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article8441.htm

Posted by: Collin Baber at April 05, 2005 01:04 AM (fufbw)

13 One Sick bastard. And traitor to boot.

Posted by: greyrooster at April 05, 2005 06:13 PM (CBNGy)

14 Greyrooster, Those committing war crimes must be punished for their behavior.

Posted by: Collin Baber at April 06, 2005 03:01 AM (FV4oJ)

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