December 10, 2004

My Letter to Terrorists

Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta! In my ongoing effort to get a fatwa issued against me by Islamic terrorists, I have sent the following letter to the terrorist scum who run the Army of Ansar al-Sunnah and Islamic Army in Iraq websites. No response yet. I invite you to do the same. If any Arabic speaker would like to write a sample letter that we could copy and paste, it might help ensure that the e-mails are read. ------------------------------------------
Date: Thu, 9 Dec 2004 15:25:53 -0800 (PST)
From: "Rusty Shackleford"
Subject: Allahu Akhbar: Donating to the Cause
To: enas2009@hotmail.com, bareed-alansar@maktoob.com, ansar-alsonnah@maktoob.com

Brother,

Praise Allah for your work against the oppressors in the Land Between the Two Rivers.

Just kidding.

There is no God named Allah and Muhammed was a false prophet. Muhammed is burning in hell right now with the other child molesters. The only thing that keeps me from pissing on the Koran right now is that I use it's pages to wipe my ass after I take a shit.

I can't wait until the Marines find you and kill you. Then you will join Muhammed in hell.

Loves and Kisss,


Rusty Shackleford
www.mypetjawa.mu.nu

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Can I just add: Damn it feels good to be a gangsta!!

Posted by: Rusty at 02:07 PM | Comments (11) | Add Comment
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1 If I send a letter to the terrorists, will you FINALLY add me to your blogroll? Puh-leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze.

Posted by: Eric at December 10, 2004 02:40 PM (lK7Sh)

2 Wow, thank you. I am forever in your debt. Until the swarthy guys in dark suits and sunglasses show up at my door with copies of my forthcoming e-mail. That's okay...I'm packing serious heat.

Posted by: Eric at December 10, 2004 05:44 PM (lK7Sh)

3 Hey I got a Fatwa AND on the blogroll! Kewl!!

Posted by: -keith in mtn. view at December 10, 2004 05:51 PM (04TFv)

4 May your soul RIP Dime.We love you

Posted by: Roopesh at December 10, 2004 11:19 PM (WI3RO)

5 Perhaps if you offered an offensive t-shirt... I have this idea for a "Nuke the Kabba! Just do it! *swish* " t-shirt. However, I'm too lazy to ever get around to designing one. Besides, I think it was your idea first!

Posted by: Princess Kimberley at December 12, 2004 11:31 PM (+PVGo)

6 You know what I want to find out? How do the Iraqi bloggers who recently met the President feel when they read your "letter" to the terrorists? Those Muslim hostages that you SUPPOSEDLY feel sorry for and ask for "prayers" for their return, how would they feel when they read the kind of filth you write about their religion. Yes the bastards who are holding them hostage are doing horrific things in the name of their faith but they are a small group that does not represent the entire Muslim world. Yet by trying to verbally attack this select group, you insult billions of people. Now I understand that you are entitled to your oppinion. You despise Islam, thats fine. But at least don't pretend to respect CERTAIN Muslims in order to seem compassionate or supportive. You are not only making an ass out of yourself but also disrespecting those who you supposedly praise. So instead of writing "Mohammed and Omar of the Iraq the Model Blog just met with the President of the United States at the White House. How cool is that?", perhaps you should instead write "some turbanhead assholes who believe in a false prophet got to meet the President. How shitty is that?". Perhaps that would be a bit more consistent.

Posted by: Jim at December 13, 2004 06:33 AM (PH1UJ)

7 we will fuck the united state. you will have 11 september again wich a chimic army. fuck your race. oussama ben laden

Posted by: me at January 01, 2005 10:25 AM (o0DK1)

8 I know that all filthy dog fucking scumbag cocksucking allah worshippers WILL rot in the proper mans hell.You dirty discusting scrotum sucking shit eating unhuman foreign turds who dare harm westerners because of your own barbaric insecurities will not go to your god!!.I would (actually I do) beat the absolute fucking shit out of these middle eastern arsewipes. All they like is to look fucking schim dressed in black holding their swords....gutless cunts

Posted by: Peter at January 14, 2005 07:43 AM (luGcv)

9 I think that all religions suck the cock of satan. Led Zeppellin Rule!

Posted by: The Greydolphin at April 20, 2005 11:04 AM (Wkn6F)

10 i lkove them , american wil fall /

Posted by: fuad at May 13, 2005 12:28 PM (O5/g5)

11 Rusty Shackleford what a sickhead, this letter he wrote is so childish and in a way embarassing... i cant read it twice, its so wannabe-like, damn so infantile. what the hell do you believe you can achieve with your letter? what a kid...

Posted by: d at August 24, 2005 06:25 PM (BXZeG)

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