April 12, 2005

Maybe Bin Laden Just Needs a Job?

Actual Reuters headline: Palestinian Gunmen Sign Peace Pledge for Jobs

Gunmen. You know. Members of Hamas, Islamic Jihad, and Fatah.

Posted by: Rusty at 10:01 PM | Comments (11) | Add Comment
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1 Mr. Bin Laden won't accept a job - he's a franchisor.

Posted by: Collin Baber at April 12, 2005 10:45 PM (FV4oJ)

2 However, terrorizing women in a combat zone is a booming industry: "US soldiers seized a mother and daughter from their home in Baghdad two weeks ago and allegedly left a note on the gate: 'Be a man Muhammad Mukhlif and give yourself up and then we will release your sisters. Otherwise they will spend a long time in detention.'" http://www.guardian.co.uk/international/story/0,3604,1456727,00.html

Posted by: Collin Baber at April 12, 2005 11:06 PM (FV4oJ)

3 We were supposed to capture bin Laden "dead or alive", remember? Speculating on his current or future vocation assumes that Bush is too inept to capture him. You sure you want to go down that road?

Posted by: carla at April 12, 2005 11:23 PM (9muHb)

4 You had me fooled for a minute on that Reynolds column.

Posted by: Dean Esmay at April 13, 2005 12:40 AM (zNte6)

5 You do know Bin Ladens are millionaires, do you? Don't think they need jobs, they have money growing out of their ears.

Posted by: A Finn at April 13, 2005 12:56 AM (cWMi4)

6 Conlon Babler is a liar.

Posted by: greyrooster at April 13, 2005 03:39 AM (CBNGy)

7 Dear Greyrooster, We're still waiting for that Fallujah quote URL..

Posted by: Collin Baber at April 13, 2005 06:01 AM (fufbw)

8 >>>"Speculating on his current or future vocation assumes that Bush is too inept to capture him." Carla, The President just gives the order, he doesn't actually don cammos and hike around in caves looking for Osama. The military and CIA do that. On the other hand, when Sudan offered Osama to Bill Clinton, and Clinton refused the offer, that's incompetence. See the diff?

Posted by: Carlos at April 13, 2005 07:54 AM (8e/V4)

9 Collin, I suggest that the Guardian story is bogus.

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at April 13, 2005 08:04 AM (JQjhA)

10 No, no, no Rusty the only liars are the American troops! Haven't you been paying attention. The glorious insurgants are the only truth tellers in that country. Jeez! If you get confused in the future remember this rule: American & Israeli = Bad Everyone else = Good

Posted by: Defense Guy at April 13, 2005 08:35 AM (jPCiN)

11 What makes u so sure its bogus Rusty?

Posted by: Anwar at April 13, 2005 07:45 PM (lxByx)

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