The new website for the Islamic Army in Iraq had this picture posted at their website. On closer inspection, their new weapon seems to be nothing more than a model airplane. I guess you could strap some dynamite on to it..... The Islamic Army in Iraq operates south of the Sunni triangle. Allied forces should be on the lookout for these airplanes.
If anyone would like to translate, I'd love to hear the threat that went along with this.
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Looks like this is where pseudo-guerilla warfare is heading.
Posted by: SparseMatrix at November 09, 2004 04:54 PM (935pb)
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"It's a bird!"
"It's a plane!"
"It's, it's....Zorro?!"
Notice how these cowardly motherfuckers never take off their masks? Speaking of masks, while I was shopping for my 11 yr. old for a Halloween costume, it amazed me seeing how many Ninja type outfits were in the stores. These damned things look the same as the terrorists!
I think they should be banned....some of these were sold in adult sizes too....scarey!
Posted by: Laura at November 09, 2004 05:16 PM (ptOpl)
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I just knew they were gonna bring their air force out of hiding!
Posted by: Dick at November 09, 2004 05:32 PM (hu9UN)
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More proof that Islamic fundamentalism is bankrupt - this is totally like those South-sea islander "Cargo-Cults". During WWII they saw Americans come flying in on airplanes, and the airplanes bring LOTS of goods and materials. It was a Magical moment in time, but then we left and all the stuff stopped coming.
So, they want "The Plane!" to come again and bring them stuff. They built a "runway" - a long thin clearing in the jungle with torches as runway-lights. They built a hut on stilts for a man to sit in, like a control tower, with bamboo sticks on top that look like an antenna. They preform rituals like talking into a microphone-stick.
But the planes don't come...
Posted by: -keith in mtn. view at November 09, 2004 06:03 PM (04TFv)
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Rusty, mang: love to translate it. But I need a link :-)
Posted by: evariste at November 09, 2004 06:03 PM (W7+m3)
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It says, "WE'RE F**KED!!!"
I agree - they're f**ked.
Posted by: Editor at November 09, 2004 06:33 PM (adpJH)
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Rusty: Some good news. Mark Walker has been caught. He's been hiding in Mexico. He's the Texas jerk that has been selling bullet proof vests and night vison goggles to the ISLAMIC terrorists.
Arafat, Fallujah, now Walker. I'm having a very good day.
Posted by: greyrooster at November 09, 2004 07:26 PM (9chNR)
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What would be the power source for these magnificant flying machines? Big rubberbands?? A sling shot??
Posted by: owoju at November 09, 2004 08:17 PM (N4SKL)
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You Infidels had just better watch out now!!!!!! We gots our OWN air force. Yes, it's a shitty, muslim-type air force, but you American scum had just better watch out
Achmed
Posted by: BooManChu at November 09, 2004 10:17 PM (L4m7k)
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Thought I would pass on a comment someone made to me today about the idiot with the plane.
Look at this asshole with the plane,all gooned up,
thinking to himself,arent I just the hard man,look at me people.Doesnt it just make you want to get a hold of this turkey,give him a good shake, slap him across the face ,then just beat the shit out of him!Are these shit bags for reel or what!
Posted by: wekno at November 10, 2004 02:26 AM (qppWD)
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He's thinking, why did the US preemptively, unilaterally attack Iraq? They must have been really eager to create terrorists. I know I myself personally did not become a terrorist until after the invasion. I used to have a humble lifestyle. It wasn't much. To be honest, it SUCKED really. But I certainly never thought much about martyring myself in the name of killing a**hole Americans. It's really fascinating to me how eager America is to create anti-American terrorists around the world.
I've never really been one to strap explosives to my chest. Always been a bit of a geek, if you must know. I have the entire second season of Deep Space Nine memorized.
So I figured what the hell, I'll see what I can do to help the cause with these old plastic models I have lying around. Come to think of it, these were given to me by my favorite uncle from America. How ironic.
Well, cross your fingers. Doubt if this s**t will work, but I can always hope.
p.s. Betcha didn't know we had vegetation this lush in our country. Just goes to show, not everything is quite what it appears. Well, I'm off to f**k some s**t up. Probably die in the process. Ciao.
Posted by: or perhaps at November 10, 2004 05:23 AM (eCUWq)
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""I've never really been one to strap explosives to my chest. Always been a bit of a geek, if you must know. I have the entire second season of Deep Space Nine memorized.""
Yeah, I'll laugh all day over that one.
Posted by: Dick at November 10, 2004 05:58 AM (hu9UN)
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Next they'll be attacking on pogo sticks.
Posted by: Jane at November 10, 2004 07:44 AM (+7VNs)
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Gee, wonder what Allawi will do now? I just heard on the news this morning that they got two of his relatives....one's a 75 yr. old first cousin and his closest friend!
They will be killed unless he releases prisoners. This will be really interesting to see what develops now.
Posted by: Laura at November 10, 2004 07:52 AM (ptOpl)
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Hey to say it but they are dead meat already.
Either that or Allawi orders withdrawal(and pigs mighy fly)and the whole thing falls appart.
Posted by: wekno at November 10, 2004 07:30 PM (qRM5y)
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oops:meant to type Hate
Posted by: wekno at November 10, 2004 07:32 PM (qRM5y)
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GOD, HOW PRIMITIVE...SHIT LITTLE CARDBOARD PLANES....MARTYRES GOING TO PARADISE...ALLAH...WHAT PLANET ARE THESE MUSLIMS ON?...NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THEY ARE COWARDS ASWELL....BALACAVAS...RUNNING AWAY OUT OF FALLUJAH....BRAIN DEAD MULSIMS, MAN.
Posted by: karl at November 11, 2004 03:15 PM (PM/BC)
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