I have come here to kick ass and chew bubblegum
But I still have a little bubblegum left, so the ass kickings won't start right away. Maybe not 'til after Christmas. Dr. Shackleford was gracious enough to give me a spot as a guest blogger here at the esteemed Jawa report. This despite the fact that I am unemployed, yet still haven't found the time to post a single thing on my own blog in a week; and more to the point have no discernable talent whatsoever.
Rusty is a really nice guy. He won't get his ass kicked. I'll just quietly chew bubblegum in the corner when he's around.
Rusty has a habit of offering cogent analysis and insightful commentary on the events of the day. In keeping with the high standards of blog journalism he has established, I offer you this collection of links to weird things I've found on the web over the last week:
Do you like animals? I mean really like animals? Then go to this attractively designed, but yet ultimately horrifying webpage.
Ever feel the need to send a message to those annoying people like me who speak loudly on their cell phones? Well, look no further than right right here where, through the magic of the interweb, you now have printer-ready cards to hand out to the offending mobile phone user.
Over at my blog, The Ministry of Minor Perfidy, we've long been concerned about the looming threat from giant killer robots. (For example, here and here.) But this is going way, way too far. We do not need our new robot overlords taking over our excretory functions.
Only $5.95!
And, just so you know.
To wrap this little link fest up, a link to one of my own posts, which will lead you to hours of wasted time on a medieval siege weapon simulator. Not quite as fun as the Yeti-smacking-the-penguin game, but good nevertheless.
If you all behave very nicely, I might even comment on world affairs. My dad is a historian, and I can ask him things, and then tell you what he said. Just don't tell my dad I said that. I'd never live it down.
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All I'm asking is for you to start the ball rolling on uncovering some forged documents while you're here. You owe at least that to Rusty.
Posted by: Editor at December 20, 2004 10:14 AM (adpJH)
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The Ministry commends Minister Buckethead on his recent extracurricular invitation. It is the sincerest wish of the Ministry that Minister Buckethead bring to My Pet Jawa the same high level of wit, intellect, erudition, and potty humor for which we value him. They surely deserve it and shall benefit as the Ministry shall benefit from the temporary alliance of Perfidian and Jawa.
The Ministry further commends Dr. Rusty Shackleford for his exquisite taste in cobloggers. Your loyalty, forbearance, and discernment shall not be forgotten in the Age of The Robots, when the Ministry will rule all mankind with an iron fist to ensure that those with iron fists do not rule mankind.
However, should the contributions to My Pet Jawa result in a further degradation of Minister Buckethead's Ministry Duties, already flagging well below the Summary Liquidation Threshold(amounting to 1 offering in the current calendar month) even discounting the New Spawn Care and Feeding Deduction, do know that... ooooh! you in biiig trouble, mister!
That is all.
Posted by: Ministry at December 20, 2004 11:01 AM (pf148)
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Who is buckethead?
Cindy
Posted by: firstbrokenangel at December 20, 2004 10:56 PM (D39Vm)
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I'm an occasional commenter here at the Jawa report, and I once said some really nice things about Rusty. I didn't even bill him. More to the point; I happened to comment on the post where he announced that he needed guest bloggers and lo and behold, I was annointed a guest blogger.
If you follow any of the links above, or this
one, you'll see my blog. I recommend it highly, as do as many as seven other people. If you were to google my nom de net, you will perhaps be confused, as I am not the exceedingly wierd music guy. I frequently get offers of sex, marriage and things I'd rather not remember from his fans. I am merely a writer and blogger in DC. ("Merely!" he says.) I suppose I should have included some explanatory material in my first guest post, but then neither did Chad. Maybe the next guest blogger will be polite and actually introduce himself before inflicting his presence on unsuspecting and good natured Jawa report loyal readers.
Posted by: buckethead at December 20, 2004 11:13 PM (2c+XF)
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