With Rusty stuck in meetings today I thought I might see what I can do to keep yÂ’all occupied. Yeah I love meetings, right up there with having my toe nails pulled out with a pair of rusty old pliers.

Pakistani Schools still teach terror.

Iraqi Election Update:

Sunni leaders are pushing their people to register to vote; the terrorists are threatening anyone who tries.

Big Brother Plates. This is one British export I can do without.

Special interests Fight ArnoldÂ’s Initiatives.

SmokinÂ’ Teachers.

Survival of the fittest or sometimes natural selection is not what you expect. Look for the big green bug.

A stem cell breakthrough I think we can all live with.

On the lighter side hereÂ’s some quotes sent to me by my conservative Christian cube neighbor David.

Hat tip: David (no he doesnÂ’t read the blog heÂ’s on Drudge all day)

Hard work never killed anyone, but why give it a chance? (unknown)

Ya gots to work with what you gots to work with (Stevie Wonder)

Winston, you are drunk. - Lady Astor - Yes my dear, but you are ugly, and in the morning I shall be sober. (Churchhill)

A good one I ran across today.
To obtain a man's opinion of you, make him mad.
--Oliver Wendell Holmes

Britney Spears baby names.

ItÂ’s gonna be a hot one and I got to mow and also I think IÂ’ll cook out to keep the kitchen cooler.

Pitbulls VS The Holy Qu'ran - You know you want to look!

Hat Tip: princesskimberly.

I'm sure Rusty will be back soon. So everyone have a great Friday. I like how my master says at the beginning of the week. Now I'll not be able to blog much. Then he puts up more than I can read.

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1 A popular Des Moines Barber shop had a new robotic barber installed. A fellow came in for a haircut. As the robot began to cut his hair it asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "130." So the robot proceeded to make conversation about physics, astronomy, investments, insurance, and so on. The man listened intently and said, "This is really cool." Later, another gent came in for a haircut and the robot asked him as it began the haircut, "What's your IQ?" The man responded, "100." So the robot started talking about football, baseball, and so on. The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is really cool." Later on, a third guy came in to the barber shop. As with the others, the robot barber asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "70." The robot then said, "So, I understand you Democrats are really excited about Hillary running for president?"

Posted by: eyerocker at August 19, 2005 12:15 PM (oGV8O)

2 Another great Churchill/Astor exchange: Lady Astor: "Mr. Churchill, if you were my husband, I would put poison in your tea!" Churchill: "Madame, if I were your husband, I would drink it!"

Posted by: Brian B at August 19, 2005 01:44 PM (CouWh)

3 Pitbulls VS The Holy Qu'ran - You know you want to look! http://princesskimberley.blogspot.com/2005/08/infidel-puppies-vs-holy-quran-woof.html

Posted by: Princess Kimberley at August 19, 2005 01:54 PM (8sXP/)

4 Wook at the Widdew puppie wuppies. just a wittle baby. Seriously though that new puppie my wife got me is no a lab mix. I told her no more bull dogs no time. Maybe still mixed but he's got attitude. Not fetchey wetchy but mine mine mine chew chew chew I dare you to take it.

Posted by: Howie at August 19, 2005 02:04 PM (D3+20)

5 A gentleman went to England for his vacation. He spent one evening hitting all the pubs he could find, drinking beer after beer. He then decided to take in some of the sights, but before long realized he needed a bathroom. He had no luck finding a public bathroom so he slunk down a dank alleyway and about around to make sure he wasn't being observed. As he pulled his zipper down an English Bobby tapped on his shoulder and said, "Sir, you cannot do that here." Well the man was embarrassed and apologized, but explained his predicament to the bobby. The Bobby then said, "I understand. Follow me." He then led the man down a few more streets and anothr dark alley to a gate. He said, "You can go in there, sir." As the man entered the gate he found himself in a beautiful garden. All the plants and hedges trimmed and all the flowers in perfect bloom. He though, "Wow. This is great." So, with the bobby's blessing, he did his business and went back out the gate. When he came out, the bobby was still there. The man said, "That was wonderful. So that's what they call English hospitality?" The bobby replied, "No, sir. That is what we call the French Embassy."

Posted by: Oyster at August 19, 2005 02:39 PM (fl6E1)

6 A city slicker came to visit Grandpa on the farm. He asked what are all those little round things on the ground? Why those are smart pills, said Grandpa, try one. The city slicker tried one and got a strange look on his face. What's the matter asked Grandpa? Tastes like shit, Said the city slicker. See you're getting smarter already Grandpa Replied.

Posted by: Howie at August 19, 2005 03:18 PM (D3+20)

7 Good one, Howie.

Posted by: Oyster at August 19, 2005 03:33 PM (fl6E1)

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