1 Maybe she looked like Helen Thomas or worse, sounded like her/it. That's self-defence in my book!

2 And this just in from the MSM...

3 /crickets chirping

4 Blaspheming bitch! She should die a thousand horrible deaths for her crime of insult against islam! Come the great islamic revolution, she and all those blasphemers, heretics, secularists, infidels - yes! all you Jews, Christians n' the like who defile Allah's sacred land of Turkey by your continued presence - homosexuals, whores, sluts and any woman who dares mock islam and flaunt her Western ways, corruptors and the like, will be judged for your sins - and your blood shall flow thru the streets! We will purge you all and create a new islamic paradise in the glow of Allah! I made it up - but the sentiments are real - very real. Can't have a good islamic revolution without first turning internally for a good old-fashioned purifying bloodbath. You guys worry to much about muslims rioting on some European street! The real danger comes from the above "Allah's revolution" and the untold millions of refugees (toooo secular - not holy enough) that will pour out and flood the West. Personally, I don't want them and am not interested in accommodating them. It's their house - either put out the fire or burn down with it! The reporter in the story will take a few days off and go see a movie - Valley Of The Wolves - and praise it for its honest portrayal of American evil and crimes against islam. Fuck her! Buy a helmet lady! get with the islamic program - STFU and get pregnant - or its stoning time!

5 Female journalist stoned in Turkey for not wearing head scarf. I think I'm safe, I'm pretty sure I've never worn a female journalist on my head.

6 I'm going to have to ponder that a bit, Rodney. She worked for the, no, let me rephrase. She was employed by the NYT, so technically, she's not a reporter. I'm cool!