September 23, 2005

Hamas Blows Up Hamas?

Be careful don't step on the bo.........

ABCNEWS.

A pickup truck carrying masked Islamic militants and homemade rockets blew up at a Hamas rally Friday, killing at least 10 Palestinians, including children, and wounding 85, hospital doctors and witnesses said

Uh, Can you say Natural Selection?

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1 Why am I giggling? That's just wrong, but funny.

Posted by: elliott at September 23, 2005 01:11 PM (XlQVK)

2 Evolution in action. Darwin would be proud.

Posted by: Lonevoice at September 23, 2005 01:48 PM (KeO+G)

3 "Um, can you say Natural Selection?" I'll try. "Give them a state." How'd I do?

Posted by: Defense Guy at September 23, 2005 01:50 PM (jPCiN)

4 DG that ws good but is that not like handing a two year old boy a stick and saying, "Now don't hit your Sister with that!!".

Posted by: Howie at September 23, 2005 01:55 PM (D3+20)

5 They were the smart ones too. Dirk Dirk Allah....

Posted by: Filthy Allah at September 23, 2005 02:07 PM (5ceWd)

6 Monkeys don't have guns because they never evolved far enough to invent the concept of the gun, and I don't think too many people would think that it's a good idea to give guns to monkeys, because if they don't understand the concept, they can't be expected to use it responsibly. By the same reasoning, arabs should not be allowed access to anything more dangerous than rocks and sticks, because they obviously haven't evolved much farther than monkeys in the area of personal responsibility. The difference between a peaceful arab and a fanatical jihadi is that the peaceful one simply lacks the means to cause harm, but if you get enough peaceful, unarmed arabs together, they become a raging mob, burning and murdering as they go for no reasons other than ability and opportunity. Given all the above, I'm amazed that some psychopathic goathumper hasn't touched off one of Pakistan's nukes yet, but I don't think we have long to wait.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at September 23, 2005 02:55 PM (0yYS2)

7 Those, my friend, are the essence of Islamotards.

Posted by: Vinnie at September 23, 2005 03:24 PM (Kr6/f)

8 "Give them a State" - Now that they have one we know where they are, and how many MOABs to send over.

Posted by: -keith in mtn. view at September 23, 2005 06:42 PM (T85lV)

9 Impy, you racist twistnutsack violence-mongering chimp-worshipper, the Arabs were studying in university when your ancestors were using rocks as skin scrubbies. Monkeys do have guns, look at the Chimp-in-Chief, a drunken sod simian loser who only knows how to divide people and break things. You're a worshipper of a Chimp!

Posted by: Downing Street Memo at September 23, 2005 08:01 PM (VhNDM)

10 Obviously the work of Zionists! They must have created a device to remotely detonate the Palestinian's...uh...protest devices.

Posted by: kbiel at September 23, 2005 08:08 PM (sKedi)

11 DSM we had guns before them though. Barbarians had iron before the egyptians.

Posted by: Howie at September 23, 2005 08:18 PM (D3+20)

12 Evolution sveletion its what happend when one lives by the bomb they die by the bomb

Posted by: sandpiper at September 23, 2005 08:45 PM (2cLBb)

13 I think it's about time to ban this ignorant fuck before I have to hunt him down and gut him like a fish.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at September 23, 2005 08:51 PM (0yYS2)

14 Impy, you fish-gutter and rage-in-a-cage, you gotta calm down before the worms squirming through your rattler brain start viciously fighting each other. All the pills prescribed but not taken are swirling about in a pharma-cloud ghost like in flying baloney: you can't get away! You can't get away! woo-hoo! Chimpety-drunk is dancing about left and right on your tin foil hat, crinkly crinkly.

Posted by: Downing Street Memo at September 23, 2005 10:04 PM (VhNDM)

15 bwahaha! I love breakfast in the morning to headlines like this. Makes the rest of my day. I can't honestly say I feel that bad about the children either given they were probably just terrorists in training.

Posted by: Carlos at September 24, 2005 10:11 AM (8e/V4)

16 DSMoron claims others are worshiping Bush. But in truth he sticks up for and worships the muslim dogs. He is lower than shit and should be tried and hung for his traitorism. Maybe when this war is over we can call the DSMs to task for their crimes against this country. Perhaps they are writing their own death warrents. It is called aiding and abetting the enemy and that is exactly what the dog is doing.

Posted by: greyrooster at September 26, 2005 10:17 PM (6krEN)

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