1 "If the women don't find you handsome at least they'll find you handy."

2 Insh'Allah? Maybe it should be Insh'Duct Tape. If it is Duct Tape's Will, I will kill children. I KNEW it couldn't really be Allah's.

3 Is there nothing duct tape can't do??

4 Don't forget WD40.

5 The US does the same thing. All you people who support the war in Iraq- put your $ where your mouth is, sign up and go fight it! Ohhh the silence...

6 And leave you lefty wackjobs alone over here? I think not.

7 CrAzY HoRsE...our soldiers are doing suicide missions with their hands duct taped? Show me the proof. Yeah, driving in a hummer can be suicide, but at least you aren't taped and trying to blow yourself up!

8 I did sign up, CrazyHorse. I served my time in service to my country. I am a veteran. I'm proud of it. Have you? What have YOU done for your country, or another human being lately?

9 Hey Crazy Horse, how many seals have you saved? Whales? Spotted owls? How many oppressed little brown people have you personally rescued from whitey's clutches? How many homeless people have you personally served up a bowl of soup. How much taxes have you paid to your big goverment? How many Leftist revisionist history books have you personally written? How many corrupt corporations have you personally destroyed? None? Blowhard.

10 Rusty, a few years ago I saw an article detailing research into the uses of duct tape. It turns out that the one thing duct tape is not good for is: taping ducts.

11 Don't you just love how these guys say the same things over and over making the tired charge of chickenhawk, even when the post is anti-al Qaeda?

12 Hey guys, leave Mentally Unstable Equus alone.

13 It's been a while since Latin, but I believe that would be Equum Insanum.

14 Jeremy--trying to keep it vox populi.

15 I personally love it when these leftards mouth off, because it's a perfect example of why freedom of speech is so great; the enemies of liberty have ample opportunity to show their true colors. Also, it's just amusing. I know we're not supposed to make fun of the mentally disabled, but damn, they make it so easy.

16 Actually, IM...the same goes quite well to describe you. Every time I verbally pistol whip you, you're absent to reply with anything real or substantial. Instead, you embarrass everyone in here with your hardline crap. What I want to know is...why are you so damn angry and hull of hate? What has burned you?! I want to know where all of this is coming from.

17 By the way IM...as much as I argue, insult or debate with anyone in here...I truly don't hate anyone. Even you I would accept into my home for dinner or buy a beer for to discuss world events. I'm just in awe at how much you seem to be well spoken and educated, but completely pissed off and paranoid at the same time.

18 These guys taped to the cars are called assisted-suicide bombers by the military in country.

19 I wrote: "I personally love it when these leftards mouth off, because it's a perfect example of why freedom of speech is so great; the enemies of liberty have ample opportunity to show their true colors. Also, it's just amusing. I know we're not supposed to make fun of the mentally disabled, but damn, they make it so easy." Quothe osama: "Actually, IM...the same goes quite well to describe you. Every time I verbally pistol whip you, you're absent to reply with anything real or substantial. " Now you're just high. Don't post after smoking dope, or insulation, or whatever. You have never "verbally pistol whipped" me, or anyone else for that matter. Your posts are usually borderline incoherent, and on the wrong side of the border. "Instead, you embarrass everyone in here with your hardline crap." Everyone huh? Funny that they're so quiet about it. I have heard a few tell you off from time to time though. "What I want to know is...why are you so damn angry and hull of hate?" Well, I'm not into that "love thine enemy" crap. I'd rather kill my enemy. I know it's not very warm and fuzzy, but it works like gangbusters in a war, which I've been to, and you have not. "What has burned you?!" Oh I don't know, maybe the fact that people want to kill Americans and other innocent people. I know it sounds crazy, but that sort of thing kind of upsets me. "I want to know where all of this is coming from." Somewhere between the nutsack and the trigger finger. Some call it heart, some call it guts. I don't spend much time thinking about it. "By the way IM...as much as I argue, insult or debate with anyone in here...I truly don't hate anyone." And therein lies the problem. You can't win a war without hating your enemy. I hate anyone who wants to kill me or any other innocent person. I don't think terrorists need to be understood, they need a bullet to the head and to be hanged from a bridge for the crows, and their family made to pay for the bullet and the rope. I'm a bastard if I don't like someone, though you probably already could tell. "Even you I would accept into my home for dinner or buy a beer for to discuss world events." Some have tried it, and while my table manners are of the best, most people don't want to truly discuss the harsh realities of the world. You might say I'm a little too intense for polite company during political discussion. I can clear out a room full of hippies faster than a drug raid, and I don't have to be rude to do it, just brutally honest. "I'm just in awe at how much you seem to be well spoken and educated, but completely pissed off and paranoid at the same time." Thanks for the compliment. I thought I never replied with anything real or substantial? You're all over the place. Anyway, it's not paranoia when someone is out to get you. Seen the news lately? They're out to get us. That's what I'm pissed about, and I have no time for someone who doesn't get that. You don't seem to get that. I'd rather that the most important news items of the day from Iraq could be something more mundane than suicide bombings, like maybe a new factory or school opening. I wish I could go to the local Pakistani grocery (I love Indian food, with Punjabi as my absolute favorite), without wondering who in there might be building a bomb in their basement. I really wish that everyone in the world could just relax and not want to kill or subjugate one another, but I know that will never be. So I hate those who want to do bad things. I guess that makes me crazy.

20 In response, IM: "Now you're just high. Don't post after smoking dope, or insulation, or whatever. You have never "verbally pistol whipped" me, or anyone else for that matter. Your posts are usually borderline incoherent, and on the wrong side of the border." I don't get high. I have made some rather pointed responses to what you post to no reply from you. Wether you think that's a "chili fart" or not...I still think you're being a pussy for not responding. As far as incoherent or all over the place...I think not. I might be guilty of bad comedy sometimes, but not what you accuse me of. "Everyone huh? Funny that they're so quiet about it. I have heard a few tell you off from time to time though." Have you ever seen a room go quiet from embarrassment? I've seen more than a few accuse you of being a hard-liner. "Well, I'm not into that "love thine enemy" crap. I'd rather kill my enemy. I know it's not very warm and fuzzy, but it works like gangbusters in a war, which I've been to, and you have not." You're right I haven't been to war, and I hope I never have to kill anyone. The problem is, you're not over there fighting. You're in Tennessee talking about killing people in the streets! "Oh I don't know, maybe the fact that people want to kill Americans and other innocent people. I know it sounds crazy, but that sort of thing kind of upsets me." Same here. "Somewhere between the nut-sack and the trigger finger. Some call it heart, some call it guts. I don't spend much time thinking about it." Well, depending on what you're doing IM, some might call that your 'taint'..hehe. "And therein lies the problem. You can't win a war without hating your enemy. I hate anyone who wants to kill me or any other innocent person. I don't think terrorists need to be understood, they need a bullet to the head and to be hanged from a bridge for the crows, and their family made to pay for the bullet and the rope. I'm a bastard if I don't like someone, though you probably already could tell." When I referred to 'hate' I meant anyone in HERE...fellow Americans, regardless of left/right/up/down...not terrorists, who I agree should meet just as ugly an end as which they inflict upon others. "Some have tried it, and while my table manners are of the best, most people don't want to truly discuss the harsh realities of the world. You might say I'm a little too intense for polite company during political discussion. I can clear out a room full of hippies faster than a drug raid, and I don't have to be rude to do it, just brutally honest." Imagining that actually makes me laugh my ass off... Anyway, I'm pretty intense too. I'd be game even if you were going crazy. "Thanks for the compliment. I thought I never replied with anything real or substantial? You're all over the place. Anyway, it's not paranoia when someone is out to get you. Seen the news lately? They're out to get us. That's what I'm pissed about, and I have no time for someone who doesn't get that. You don't seem to get that. I'd rather that the most important news items of the day from Iraq could be something more mundane than suicide bombings, like maybe a new factory or school opening. I wish I could go to the local Pakistani grocery (I love Indian food, with Punjabi as my absolute favorite), without wondering who in there might be building a bomb in their basement. I really wish that everyone in the world could just relax and not want to kill or subjugate one another, but I know that will never be. So I hate those who want to do bad things. I guess that makes me crazy." No man, that does not mean you're crazy...but saying you're ready to start popping of random Muslims in your hood seems a bit extreme to me. Indian food is the bomb though, no pun-jabi intended. I take back the substantial part, but 'real' is a point of view. Still though, why aren't you in the military anymore?

21 Anti-AQ all the way. But you are still Chickenhawks Re-enlist Carlos, we need you on that wall,

22 Again, in a fit of madness, osama wrote: I don't get high. I have made some rather pointed responses to what you post to no reply from you." Such as? Name one. NAME ONE. This is a tired lefty tactic of making baseless allegation and accusations, and nobody here buys it. "Wether you think that's a "chili fart" or not...I still think you're being a pussy for not responding." Not responding to what? Cites please. "As far as incoherent or all over the place...I think not." I guess the ravings of a madman make sense to the madman. "I might be guilty of bad comedy sometimes, but not what you accuse me of." Chronic incoherence and incognizance come to mind. "Have you ever seen a room go quiet from embarrassment?" So by your twisted logic, the fact that nobody says anything says something... So, black is white in your world after all. "I've seen more than a few accuse you of being a hard-liner." Please cite these instances, and by the way, I AM a hard-liner. Now let's talk about you. You get spanked on a regular basis but generally don't even respond directly. Who's the pussy? It's you. "You're right I haven't been to war, and I hope I never have to kill anyone." Don't worry, it's a job for men anyway. "The problem is, you're not over there fighting." Yep, that is a problem. "You're in Tennessee talking about killing people in the streets!" Right, and they're talking about killing us in the streets. And schools. And shopping malls. You don't read the news much do you? Me: "Somewhere between the nut-sack and the trigger finger. Some call it heart, some call it guts. I don't spend much time thinking about it." Well, depending on what you're doing IM, some might call that your 'taint'..hehe. You also don't know much about biology do you? You see... oh never mind. "When I referred to 'hate' I meant anyone in HERE...fellow Americans, regardless of left/right/up/down...not terrorists, who I agree should meet just as ugly an end as which they inflict upon others." I hate liberals, yes, with a passion. They are not fellow Americans if they support terrorism or give aid and comfort to the enemy. It's a simple concept really, and easily understood by anyone with a brain. You're either on our side or the enemy's side. Not too hard, eh? "No man, that does not mean you're crazy..." But I am crazy. It's fun, you should try it sometime. In my world, black is black and up is up. Seeing as how I'm not like most other people, that makes me crazy, right? "...but saying you're ready to start popping of random Muslims in your hood seems a bit extreme to me." When did I say I was going to do that? You really have mastered the art of selective/creative reading. "I take back the substantial part, but 'real' is a point of view." How is the concept of real subjective to point of view? What color is the sky in your world? Mine is blue. "Still though, why aren't you in the military anymore?" Medically discharged; bad back, bad shoulder, bad hip, all in the line of service. Why aren't you in the military now?

23 IM: Oh man...here we go again.... "Such as? Name one. NAME ONE. This is a tired lefty tactic of making baseless allegation and accusations, and nobody here buys it." There are many where I have the last word...go look at the posts yourself. Many aren't up anymore, but there are still posts in here right now which I have still to have a response from you. If you didn't see them fit to respond to, fine. The proof is in the posts. Don't accuse me of lying about it! "Chronic incoherence and incognizance come to mind." Well then, why don't YOU give me an example this time. "So by your twisted logic, the fact that nobody says anything says something... So, black is white in your world after all." No, you're probably just clearing out a discussion like you said the hippies flee the room when you open your mouth! "Please cite these instances, and by the way, I AM a hard-liner. Now let's talk about you. You get spanked on a regular basis but generally don't even respond directly. Who's the pussy? It's you." IM, I hardly think anyone spanks me in here. Most agree or find middle ground with me. The only person who ever really has beef with what I say is you. "Don't worry, it's a job for men anyway." Well, get to work then, manly man! "Right, and they're talking about killing us in the streets. And schools. And shopping malls. You don't read the news much do you?" All the time. Are people dying in malls? The streets? Schools? I think our fellow Americans seem to have that job covered. "You also don't know much about biology do you? You see... oh never mind." Actually, I know a shit-load about human anatomy. The 'taint' reference is to where you have your gun. "I hate liberals, yes, with a passion. They are not fellow Americans if they support terrorism or give aid and comfort to the enemy. It's a simple concept really, and easily understood by anyone with a brain. You're either on our side or the enemy's side. Not too hard, eh?" Well, you've labeled me a Liberal when I support the troops and hate terrorists. How does that compute? "...but saying you're ready to start popping of random Muslims in your hood seems a bit extreme to me." "When did I say I was going to do that? You really have mastered the art of selective/creative reading." IM! You are always talking about taking to the streets and hanging Muslims from lamp posts. Do I have to go find the exact line for you? "How is the concept of real subjective to point of view? What color is the sky in your world? Mine is blue." Ever try to explain what blue looks like to a blind man? That's how I feel when I'm talking to you sometimes. "Medically discharged; bad back, bad shoulder, bad hip, all in the line of service. Why aren't you in the military now?" Because I am more useful here, for one. I also have a strong urge to keep out of exploding humvees.