March 15, 2005

Al Qaeda Shoots Down US Plane in Iraq

UPDATE: This is an archive page. For the latest information on terrorist communiques and videos, please go to the MAIN PAGE here.

UPDATE 4/22/05: Islamic Army in Iraq shoots down civilian helicopter, murders American hostage. Information, images, and video here.

****EXCLUSIVE****MUST CITE JAWA REPORT****

The Jawa Report has obtained exclusive* footage of a plane shot down by Abu Musab al-Zarqawi's al Qaeda in Iraq. Shown below are several screenshots of the US warplane. alqaedaplane1.jpg

Above: The US 'warplane' shot down by al Qaeda in Iraq. Apparently, Abu Musab al-Zarqawi has been able to invent some sort of device that makes his jihadis enormous. He calls it the "growing-real-big-ray-gun-thingy". Experts at The Jawa Report using sophisticated and heretofore secret methods have deduced that the jihadis shown above are at least 600 feet tall.

Below: Notice the US Army's extensive use of tape in reparing the nose of the plane? Al Qaeda operatives are getting pretty sophisticated, what with shooting down this valuable asset and all.

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This actually isn't a joke. The last couple of days the online jihadis have been celebrating al Qaeda's victory in shooting down the infidel Zionist-Crusader's plane.

Of course, this isn't the first time this has happened. Last November, The Islamic Army in Iraq 'shot down' a similar plane.

Three words for the al Qaeda bastards: BRING IT ON, bitches.

*Hat tip to Northeast Intelligence Network where I first heard about this. You can get the video at Infovlad if you must see the entire thing.

Posted by: Rusty at 12:39 PM | Comments (25) | Add Comment
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1 Makes a good headline at least. Chris

Posted by: Chris at March 15, 2005 12:47 PM (uZJ2P)

2 is this film clip called "Honey, I blew up the Jihadis!"? And is that Giuliana Sgrena's plane? Because I don't see a lot of evidence that it was actually shot down, as opposed to, umm, running out of gas and falling down and being found somewhere. I would think the impact of a Giant Jihadi's Giant AK round would be a little more noticeable. Are you sure this isn't just CIA disinformation to make them look pathetic?

Posted by: See-Dubya at March 15, 2005 12:51 PM (PUZhO)

3 The funny thing is that these things are actually meant to be abandoned after their useful service is up. So it's quite normal for them to be abandoned.

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at March 15, 2005 12:53 PM (JQjhA)

4 Those bastards... I will avenge the deaths of our micro-men pilots, I promise!

Posted by: Wine-aholic at March 15, 2005 12:56 PM (Wsn+K)

5 Too bad it wasn't the other way around...where the hell IS Zarqawi..holed up with Osama???

Posted by: Laura at March 15, 2005 12:59 PM (L3PPO)

6 My bad....another parody....you got me again, Rusty.

Posted by: Laura at March 15, 2005 01:00 PM (L3PPO)

7 *Note to Laura: Read post FIRST and THEN comment ;-) LOL.

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at March 15, 2005 01:04 PM (JQjhA)

8 How do you know that these GIANTS amond men didn't just reach up and snatch the planes from the sky?

Posted by: Jack "Redcorn" M. at March 15, 2005 01:32 PM (1W1ap)

9 Those sons of motherless goats!! First, they kidnap GI Joe and now, they shoot down a model airplane from the hardware store! THOSE BASTARDS!!! WHEN WILL THEY STOP!!!! FREAKIN COBRA COMMAND!

Posted by: Obsnooks at March 15, 2005 01:54 PM (yBHNA)

10 They shot down Cody's plane!!

Posted by: The Man at March 15, 2005 01:55 PM (EDlAL)

11 yea they really are a bunch of bitches, comon you sissy bitches take the mask off.

Posted by: dreamer at March 15, 2005 01:56 PM (DHVuR)

12 Rusty, I did read it, but I posted before I could FINISH reading it. (smiling sheepishly)

Posted by: Laura at March 15, 2005 02:13 PM (L3PPO)

13 Was there a nipple painted on the front of that plane? Why else is it blurred out in the second picture?

Posted by: Eric J at March 15, 2005 02:49 PM (5PRM2)

14 Ha. It's just blurry because it's a screenshot of a video which has been compressed so I don't kill my bandwidth.

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at March 15, 2005 02:50 PM (JQjhA)

15 You ran that half a year ago already! Do you thik we are as dumb as the MSM thinks we are?

Posted by: Rod Stanton at March 15, 2005 04:24 PM (l5t6M)

16 Dude, this is a new photo. This post is not a joke, that is to say, while the post is a joke, the images are real and the video is new.

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at March 15, 2005 04:29 PM (JQjhA)

17 I can just picture Bin Laden sitting in his cave with this little plane hainging by thread from the ceiling. Just like the P-40 and Spitfire models in my son's room.

Posted by: Brad at March 15, 2005 04:43 PM (NzgK/)

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Posted by: Phantom Poet at March 15, 2005 05:40 PM (dY0sX)

19 Too funny for words - even the drones aren't that small. Even that fake GI Joe couldn't fit into one of those planes - so what was the purpose of this piece of propaganda? or am I missing something? Cindy

Posted by: firstbrokenangel at March 15, 2005 09:57 PM (PEKrh)

20 "Bring 'em on" - a way of taunting the armed opponent into acts of violence against Americans, usually spoken by a person in a safe place who does not have to follow his own orders to go to a dangerous place.

Posted by: Collin Baber at March 15, 2005 10:02 PM (tpvAS)

21 Bring it on, Collin.

Posted by: Jack "Redcorn" M. at March 15, 2005 11:02 PM (1W1ap)

22 Unlike Mr. Bush, I say lets' bring them home.

Posted by: Collin Baber at March 16, 2005 12:14 AM (tpvAS)

23 Collin Babler: Who gives a shit about what a lying commie piece of dog shit like you says? You are the enemy. You should be tried and humg just like that Iranian. You are worse than the Iranian child molester.

Posted by: greyrooster at March 17, 2005 08:09 AM (DAWnL)

24 er... You know guys, not that i like these pro saddam boys, You just sound like kids, its war, not a game. "Bring em on" WTF !? Too many people have died, Just coz Bish likes occupying lands, like afghansitgan and iraq, now he wants iran and Syria ! SOme people are just either dumb are retarded! As for the post ! You find their masks threatening !? you seen USA WMD's? Stealth bimbers and M1A1 abrahams!, and you think a man with a mask is a terrorist? Try opening up your mind, Iraq are not the only terrorists

Posted by: BoB is Anon at March 19, 2005 03:50 AM (siFAl)

25 Bet the farm, for sure, knowing my beloved America, that's the country I am supposed to be so proud of, but I sure am not of the politicians..so for sure, Rumsfeld will sell America down the drain and announce that the fault for that bimbo's Italian Fanatical terrorist collaborators adventure, Rumsfeld will announce that it was the GI's faults and Italy will collect a fortune..It's not the first time America has sold it's citizens down the drain. Remember Cermis, where an EA-6 Prowler hit a ski lift in Northern Italy, if the Italian screwball mapping agency would have given out the correct map, that accident wouldn't have happened, there was no ski lift shown on the map they gave out. But an Italian politician Prodi, collected $20 million from Clinton, naturally the majority of that money disappeared. But the thing is, America instead of fighting the accusations, it just went along to get along with the wops and sold the GI's down the drain and sold out the pilots that were flying that plane. I'm sure capt Asby will love the Italians for the rest of his life! The Italians can f*** up a steel ball as its' national emblem! I feel for those GI's at that road block, their gonna "love" the Italians for the rest of their lives too. My father, an Italian immigrate to America, always told me, trust an Italian as an individual (if you can find one), but never trust the Italians as a race of people!! How true!!

Posted by: Debbie at March 20, 2005 12:43 PM (bnhDo)

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