August 18, 2005
Al Qaeda Loves the Porno and Drugs
Jane, from Armies of Liberation, brings news that an international smuggling ring with possible ties to al Qaeda has been thwarted along the Saudi-Yemeni border. What were they smuggling? Oh, the usual al Qaeda stuff: guns, ammo, dynamite, PORN, and DRUGS. ML:
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According to Gulf News, the material seized included thousands of dynamite sticks and booby-trapped wires, live ammunition, as well as drugs, large amounts of cash in Yemenite currency and CDs of pornographic films.My suspicion is that it was gay porn and ecstasy. It's just funnier to think of it that way!
UPDATE: Just to clarify, I mean bad gay porno. You know, the kind with guys.
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probably bestiality stuff..."Blowhammed and Humpy the Camel"
Posted by: Mr. K at August 18, 2005 02:35 PM (Ta2z/)
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Speed and porn can be VERY addictive and time consuming. I suggest we supply the Muslim world with all the speed and porn we can. They won't have any time for or interest in jihad.
Posted by: Scott in CA at August 18, 2005 02:38 PM (FI8V9)
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Probably not even the good gay porn either, but the bad gay kind.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at August 18, 2005 02:43 PM (0yYS2)
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Exactly, IM.
Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at August 18, 2005 03:05 PM (JQjhA)
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What ever happened to the chemicals our goverment was supposed to have produced that would make the terrorists irresistible to each other? Why aren't we using it? Or does this suggest we don't need it?
Posted by: Oyster at August 18, 2005 03:34 PM (fl6E1)
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Uh huh uhhhu huh
You said booby.
Seriously - remember, it is OK to violate nearly ever tenant of Islam(ofascism) as long as you are doing it to kill non-believers. So gay porn, drugs, alcohol and maybe all of the above + pork is all good as long as us "blue-eyed devils" get smacked around.
/TJ
Posted by: TJ at August 18, 2005 04:58 PM (PL7dL)
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Thanks for the link Rusty.
For this you get the word of the day:
Kaafirphobia
Use it often and use it well.
Posted by: Jane at August 19, 2005 11:29 AM (6krEN)
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