that Abu Musab al Zarqawi's al Qaeda in Iraq had led an 'attack' against a Marine base in Western Iraq.
The score? 3 wounded Marines, 10-15 dead al Qaeda bitches.
Since that time the international terrorist loving media has been trying to claim that a U.S. counter-offensive against the nearby city of al Qaim is a bloody mess. Some of them go so far as to claim that the U.S. [wait for it...I know this will shock you...big surprise ending] is massacring civilians. Right.
One of the suicide bombers who attacked the Marines turns out to be a Saudi named Hadi bin Mubarak al-Qahtani who is said to have 'grown eager' to 'martyr himself'. I was thinking maybe he meant 'pleasure himself' but that kind of fell on deaf ears.
What was that line from the movie Patton? You know, the one about the point of war not being about dying for your country but letting the son-of-a-bitch you're fighting die for his?
Oh. Wait. Nevermind.
Posted by: Collin Baber at April 14, 2005 06:19 PM (FV4oJ)
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Arabs have a long and proud history of such "victories."
Posted by: Carlos at April 14, 2005 06:21 PM (8e/V4)
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Zarqawi must be tried and punished for his heinous crimes.
Posted by: Collin Baber at April 14, 2005 07:36 PM (FV4oJ)
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"Arabs have a long and proud history of such 'victories'."
True, and the MSM has a grand tradition of mindlessly trumpeting them.
Posted by: Buckley F. Williams at April 14, 2005 07:57 PM (O2fD/)
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"Give me everything I want, or I'll start losing wars to the Joos again"
Any Arab Statesman...1948-2005
Posted by: Brad at April 14, 2005 11:03 PM (6krEN)
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Human lives mean nothing in an overpopulated desert, so as long as they kill some of their enemies, no matter what their own casualties, it's victory in their minds.
Posted by: A Finn at April 15, 2005 12:29 AM (lGolT)
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Oh, they didn't even kill anyone... losers
Posted by: A Finn at April 15, 2005 12:31 AM (lGolT)
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Their victory claims were probably written by Al Queda's foremost speach writer and most ardent fan. Collin Baber.
Posted by: greyrooster at April 15, 2005 01:43 AM (7480p)
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Believe it or not, Al Qaeda got its name from the U.S.
Posted by: Collin Baber at April 15, 2005 01:49 AM (Kx2aL)
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Al Qaeda's John Hancock, Mr. Bin Laden has stated that he likes the fact that the U.S. is busy spending and warring its' way to bankruptcy.
Posted by: Collin Baber at April 15, 2005 01:53 AM (Kx2aL)
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Yeah, you're pretty much broke, and the amount you owe to other countries grows by billions each year. The wars give a good excuse to be broke, but if your economy doesn't heal up you can't afford the wars either.
Posted by: A Finn at April 15, 2005 03:31 AM (lGolT)
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Dear Mr. Finn,
Try Billions a day, all while Mr. Bin Laden dances away wearing women's clothes in Waziristan.
Posted by: Collin Baber at April 15, 2005 03:34 AM (Kx2aL)
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Actually, I think bin Laden dyed his beard orange and works at a construction site right here in my home town.
Posted by: A Finn at April 15, 2005 03:36 AM (lGolT)
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Dear Mr. Finn,
To think he's building something without U.S. funding!
Posted by: Collin Baber at April 15, 2005 03:45 AM (Kx2aL)
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Yes, isn't it amazing. The other option is that he shaved some of his beard and became a kongressman called Veltto Virtanen. This would explain why no Finns are taken hostage in Middle East.
Posted by: A Finn at April 15, 2005 03:50 AM (lGolT)
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Dear Mr. Finn,
Mr. Bin Laden has a strange affinity for most of Fennoscandia.
Posted by: Collin Baber at April 15, 2005 05:51 AM (fufbw)
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The Al Qaeda media wing [Al Jazeera]reported that about a dozen women and children had been killed by US troops,also Zarqawi refused the Amnesty offered by the Iraqi's,although nobody offered it to him.Strange f*ckers aren't they?
Posted by: frank at April 15, 2005 07:21 AM (n2sxj)
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If Bin Laden is in Finland, I hope he's freezing his ass off and eating cat meat at a cheep Finnish greasey spoon in Poli.
Posted by: Brad at April 15, 2005 08:46 AM (M7kiy)
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Well, if we go broke, I suppose we could always invade Europe and take all their stuff, although Canada and Mexico are closer. You know, because we're like that.
Posted by: Defense Guy at April 15, 2005 09:20 AM (jPCiN)
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Sounds a bit like their acting like al gore i mean they lose but claim they won whats happening? have they been looking at reruns of the 2000 election?
Posted by: sandpiper at April 15, 2005 09:38 AM (9RChR)
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Perhaps you should sell Delaware, I'm sure that would cover all the money you owe.
Posted by: A Finn at April 15, 2005 09:51 AM (lGolT)
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WTF! Colon was conversing with Finn at 3 in the morning!!! Finn has an excuse, being in Europe!
Don't robots ever sleep?
Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 15, 2005 09:55 AM (x+5JB)
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We have not yet begun to spend. They have no idea do they.
Posted by: Howie at April 15, 2005 10:10 AM (D3+20)
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"We have not yet begun to spend."
You sound like my wife!
Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 15, 2005 12:48 PM (x+5JB)
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Where do you think I got it. Just kidding. How were the CN flicks.
I got cube fever. Got to get out of here. Do a liitle mushroom hunting and check my booze. Two weeks left till I find out if it's any good.
Posted by: Howie at April 15, 2005 03:11 PM (D3+20)
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(Paraphrased line from "Deliverance")
"Hey, you got a still???"
Haven't had a chance to check out the CN flicks yet. I will, though.
Hey, notice how all actors named "Charles" are pretty tough dudes?
Charles Bronson.
Chuck Norris.
Chuck Connors.
Charles Nelson Reilly...er, forget it.
Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 15, 2005 06:32 PM (frMrc)
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Charles Nelson Reilly. That's cool. Paul's too.
Paul Numan
Paul Linde ( I got all dressed up for Nothin')
Booze fine stull bubbles just a bit. Found about 20 red morels. One of them was a giant mutant bastard. About the size of a womans fist. Huge giant. Did I say it was a big one. Anyway got a plate full to snack on last night.
Did not photo the mushrooms. Oh I get it you mean a still as in distilled, not "hold still". Nope I am afraid I might make some wood alcohol or somthing. Grandpa has been known known to make a batch of fire water every now and then. I'm just making wine. Plus I would get in trouble probably. Grandpa is a WWII vet slash mason and seems to be able to get away with a lot.
Posted by: Howie at April 18, 2005 12:24 PM (D3+20)
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Howie: Wine is fine, but liquor is quicker.
Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 18, 2005 03:12 PM (x+5JB)
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Sorry I called moonshine "far water". I guess elixir would be more appropriate. I guess I do need to learn how to do that soon though. the old man won't be around forever. I do know it is a pretty serious
undertaking and must be done properly or bad things can happen. with my luck......
Posted by: Howie at April 18, 2005 03:41 PM (D3+20)
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