June 02, 2005
Voyeur Charged for Upskirt Snapshots
Although it's somewhat tame, this story is consistent with the notion of the new
.XXX domain. In Naples, Florida, Pedro Sandoval Avendano has been charged with voyeurism for taking photographs under a woman's dress at the Coastland Center Mall last Saturday.
From the Naples Daily News:
Reports say the woman, whose name was not released because it is a sex crime, was shopping at Old Navy in the mall when she saw Avendano come up behind her and take a photo from underneath her dress. He did this two more times before the woman reported it to the store manager.
The woman told police that she saw him take another shot from underneath another woman's skirt outside of the store. The woman was able to identify herself in the photos for police.
Okay, as I understand the story, the suspect was arrested by Naples police who confiscated his photos and, subsequently, the female victim was able to identify herself in the photos. Since the only photos taken were snapshots up women's dresses, one has to wonder what features the woman has when viewed from underneath that she could so easily identify herself.
To take the thought a step further, just what does a police officer say to the woman when asking her to identify the evidence. "Uh, Ma'am, if I look up your skirt, would I see something like this?"
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Quoting Naked Gun 21/2, "Nice Beaver." "Why thank you, I just had it stuffed."
Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at June 02, 2005 03:50 PM (JQjhA)
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What? No link to snapshots? Darn...
Posted by: A fatwad Finn at June 02, 2005 04:00 PM (lGolT)
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Wasn't Hillary in Florida last week?
Posted by: The Dread Pundit Bluto at June 02, 2005 04:52 PM (RHG+K)
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While it's hardly salacious, hardly warranting a JPG, what if, say, her name or initials were monogramed on said underwear?
Or, getting a tad more prurient, how about if she had a birthmark on her upper thigh?
After that, well, you've sufficient imagination to take it wherever you want it to go!
Posted by: John Burgess at June 02, 2005 05:43 PM (DsIpC)
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Here is some of the police work that went on behind the scenes:
Ed: Ted, can you show us those lab results you got back from the research institute?
Ted: We weren't able to get any clean fingerprints captain, but we did find footprints outside the institute. We made plastic casts out of them. Size 9.5 D. We're running a trace on them now. But even more interesting Frank, we also found this single dinosaur footprint. A major find from the paleolithic era.
Frank: Any thing else Ted?
Ted: Yes, about twenty feet down from that spot we discovered ancient timbers which we believe may be part of Noah's ark.
Frank: That's great Ted, but about the case..
Ted: I'll be departing tomorrow for Boston where I'll be delivering a major address to the American Archaeological society. And I'm booked on Geraldo next week.
Frank: You're going on Geraldo because of this?
Ted: No, my wife is a transexual satan worshiper. But meanwhile, we'll be continuing fingerprint analysis, fiber checks, DNA breakdown, hair samples, and using the microscopic dirt particles on this footprint. It's a mater of getting a geologic breakdown of this entire city.
Ed: We may not have that kind of time Ted.
Ted: Then maybe this will help. We found his wallet on the curb outside the institute. We haven't yet had a chance to examine it thoroughly, it just came down form the lab an hour ago.
Posted by: Brad at June 02, 2005 06:07 PM (B54Lt)
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