January 27, 2006

Crack Dealer Hands Out Business Cards

Life imitating Chappelle.

Belch has the details:

He said police had heard for some time that Williams had been selling drugs in the area. “Then we heard that he was handing out business cards,” the officer said. “In the course of our investigation we were fortunate to come up with one, and we gave him a call.”

Kitchens said the business card had an image of what appeared to be an alarm clock being hit by a boxing glove and said: “For a quick hit on time call the boss.”

“When he answered, we agreed to buy some crack from him, we went up there, and we arrested him,” Kitchens said.

More here.

Posted by: Rusty at 11:01 AM | Comments (21) | Add Comment
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1 What a moron!

Posted by: Oyster at January 27, 2006 11:53 AM (YudAC)

2 He was set up by Karl Rove, no doubt.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at January 27, 2006 01:03 PM (0yYS2)

3 I blame Bush.

Posted by: thirdee at January 27, 2006 01:31 PM (Jpo9J)

4 Dr. Rusty, thanks for the trackback!

Posted by: Belch at January 27, 2006 01:40 PM (c2P97)

5 Hey improbulus Maximus Why do you keep insulting me. What the hell have I done to you in life. Who peed in your coffee. I've had to deal with assholes in School like you my entire life. First you insult my age. Then you say I live in my mother's basement. Then you call me a fucking leftard. I'm fucking tired of it. You want the truth. Fine, My Dad is a democrat. My mom is a republican. My sister is a democrat. I haven't decided what I am yet. Mostly because each side insults the other. My Dad was in the Marines and Army for 30 years. He was lucky not to be sent to Vietnam. I don't know you personally but it's because of people like you suicide is up. Apparently insulting you won't work, so I'll talk to you. I have to admit man. You are good at insulting me. I'll bet you were great as a high school bully. You should teach me some good insults some time. Finally, I'm not too sure about the war. We haven't found any weapons of mass destruction. However we did free Iraqis from a brutal dictator. I don't know what to say. If I say Bush made a mistake about WMDs, you'll call me a leftard. I can't speak my mind. I like Bush, that's no lie. I don't know who you are but damn you make my life suck. What's wrong with liberals. My family is full of liberals. There's nothing wrong with conservatives. Stop insulting me man. See you around.

Posted by: George Ramos at January 27, 2006 02:16 PM (5E0ex)

6 By the way, I'm done posting in this blog. Maybe I'll post again one day but I can't handle it anymore. Improbulus Maximus, It's nice to know you served your country during the first gulf war but you are too much. You are just some fat hick living in Knoxville. On second thought sorry for my asinine comments. You won. All liberals must die. All liberals ruin the world. I give up. Have a nice life. Farewell.

Posted by: George Ramos at January 27, 2006 02:33 PM (5E0ex)

7 I'm with thirdee. No doubt this poor, poor, man had to resort to drug dealing because of President Bush's failed education policies. Global warming also probably contributed to his misfortunate life choices.

Posted by: Graeme at January 27, 2006 02:51 PM (HwEEo)

8 Don't feel bad, George. Anyone who disagrees with his nonsensical genocidal blatherings is considerd a "leftard." I mean, no is saying to give free passage to terror and terrorists, but apparently disagreeing with the universal killing of all Muslims is "gauche" in his books. Don't feel bad about having a sense of humanity. Just because he's no better than any of the terrorists doesn't mean your at fault.

Posted by: Venom at January 27, 2006 02:56 PM (dbxVM)

9 Damn! George snapped like a rubber band.

Posted by: dave at January 27, 2006 03:11 PM (CcXvt)

10 Well it looks like my work here is done for the day.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at January 27, 2006 03:44 PM (0yYS2)

11 By the way venom, I'll let you know the very minute I find someone who gives a flying rat's ass what you think.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at January 27, 2006 03:50 PM (0yYS2)

12 George Ramos Calm down and relax - Maxie is Maxie - if he pisses you off - piss him off - give and take. Don't whine and get wimpy - your welcomed here - your commentary is read - is appreciated - and occassionally agreed with - so relax and toughen up your skin.

Posted by: hondo at January 27, 2006 04:22 PM (3aakz)

13 Oh George I think Venom is hitting on you. Watch you butt, he is a leftard. The drop by - peek - drop a comment - runaway type.

Posted by: hondo at January 27, 2006 04:27 PM (3aakz)

14 George, stick around. You'll come to love Maxi even though you disagree with what he says. Perhaps you haven't met anyone quite like Maxi before, but you are young and you have a lifetime to meet and assimilate what you like and dislike in people. But don't give up. That is the worst thing you can do. If you remember, you called me a racist one day when I said that Muslims were not a race. I could have gotten mad at you, but I knew you would change your mind after you had done some research, and if you hadn't changed your mind, well, you do have your right to your opinion. So stay and learn, don't leave. I believe you will be a better and stronger person at the end of this road.

Posted by: jesusland joe at January 27, 2006 04:31 PM (rUyw4)

15 Oh let the lad go. After he spends a few nights sleeping in a dumpster behind the bus station, and doing Lord knows what for food, he'll be more receptive to wisdom from his betters.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at January 27, 2006 08:31 PM (0yYS2)

16 Maxie: You're pushing him to the dark side. Lighten up a bit.

Posted by: Oyster at January 28, 2006 05:47 AM (YudAC)

17 Just an idiot crook, not a dumb crook this was an idiot crook.

Posted by: Andre at January 28, 2006 07:36 AM (bQ3vG)

18 I didn't push him, I merely offered a differing opinon on WMD's and he called me an idiot, so I let gave him the black flag. If he wants to act like a stupid kid, then I'll treat him so.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at January 28, 2006 09:57 AM (0yYS2)

19 George, he can push buttons, but you have to admit, he is an interesting read most of the time. Take your beatin like the rest of us and move on. God forbid you and Max would be on the same page most of the time. If you are, it is not a good sign. He makes some good points around what I hope is a lot of hyperbole. He won't be convinced of anything unless he wants to. That does not make you wrong. You may owe Howie an apology. Now itÂ’s off to Outback Steakhouse for white trash Saturday with the family

Posted by: Brad at January 28, 2006 08:07 PM (BJYNn)

20 Clueless Maxipad, the very fact you replied to me proves you "give a rat's ass" what I think. But hey, keep trying, tough guy. Hondo, very clever. I guess you rely on the high schools for your insults?

Posted by: Venom at January 30, 2006 09:15 AM (dbxVM)

21 Add his name into the rouster of the dumbists crinimals

Posted by: sandpiper at January 30, 2006 09:45 AM (A2P9P)

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