January 25, 2006

Why Stop With Ben Franklin?

Because I'm a kind, caring, compassionate soul, I have decided to try and help our lefty friends by coming up with other famous quotes they can place on their nearest convenient protest banner:

Mister, down this wall! - Ronald Reagan

4 score and seven years ago, we perish from this earth - Abraham Lincoln

Read my lips, no taxes - George H.W. Bush

We the order form establish justice - The Constitution

We hold that all men are endowed - The Declaration of Independence

Give or death! - Patrick Henry

A day that will live in the armed forces of Japan - Franklin Roosevelt

I did have sexual relations with that woman, Monica Lewinsky - Bill Clinton

Posted by: Vinnie at 03:51 PM | Comments (16) | Add Comment
Post contains 127 words, total size 1 kb.

1 Hey those are good.

Posted by: Howie at January 25, 2006 04:16 PM (D3+20)

2 God almighty, Bill Clinton finally told the truth!

Posted by: jesusland joe at January 25, 2006 04:33 PM (rUyw4)

3 Hey, here's a couple more: Mission! - George Bush Bring it - also George Bush. You're right. These are great.

Posted by: Mark Reilly at January 25, 2006 04:52 PM (UHKaK)

4 Hey, feel free to add your own. I could use a good laugh.

Posted by: Vinnie at January 25, 2006 05:14 PM (f289O)

5 If you want a good laugh, Vinnie, go to Babalu blog and read about Castro getting punked. I laughed my butt off.

Posted by: jesusland joe at January 25, 2006 05:30 PM (rUyw4)

6 Okay, I'll have a go at this: Ask, for you. - John F. Kennedy Free, dream! - Martin Luther King Jr. Yeeearrrrrrgh! - Howard Dean Wait a minute.....something's not quite right with that last one.

Posted by: Graeme at January 25, 2006 05:51 PM (UrtKW)

7 We hold that all men are endowed Heh. They wish. If there was any doubt that Vinnie wrote these, it is hereby dispelled.

Posted by: tee bee at January 25, 2006 06:14 PM (q1JHF)

8 Take time to deliberate, but when the time for action arrives, stop - Andrew Jackson Be religiously careful in our choice of all public fruits. - Elias Boudinot When you are in any contest you should work to lose it. - Dwight D. Eisenhower Let us resolve to be the victims of our history, giving way to blind suspicions and emotions. - John F. Kennedy

Posted by: Vonski at January 25, 2006 06:15 PM (Srmrz)

9 Move 'ZIG' For great justice! - Zero Wing

Posted by: Jeff Medcalf at January 25, 2006 06:42 PM (1kqww)

10 "God is." Nietzsche

Posted by: SheriJo at January 25, 2006 08:35 PM (2F8P7)

11 Clinton (and say it like he would to yourself : " I did have sexual relations with that woman, Ms. Albright". "Actually it was a threesome, Arafat on one end, me on the other, I called heads! Ha Ha!"

Posted by: Howie at January 25, 2006 08:41 PM (D3+20)

12 How can you tell when BILL CLINTON is telling a lie? his mouth is open

Posted by: sandpiper at January 26, 2006 09:11 AM (U+eLg)

13 Bill Clinton doesn't have to speak to lie, even his body language is untrue.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at January 26, 2006 10:44 AM (0yYS2)

14 How about this great quote by Nietsche: "That which does kill us makes us stronger"

Posted by: Brian D. Kohl at January 26, 2006 01:59 PM (/QwDV)

15 Be Franklin's full quote still applies to this situation. So I really don't understand your stupid reaction. I don't know about you guys, but I consider the 4th Amendment to the Bill of Rights to be an "essential liberty" and I also think the NSA warrantess wiretapping qualifies as providing "temporary safety". Then again, I actually care about the Constitution. Maybe that is my problem? I appear to be stuck in that Constitution-loving pre 9/11 mentallity. Sorry about that.

Posted by: The Disenfranchised Voter at January 27, 2006 01:33 AM (agR1e)

16 *Ben

Posted by: The Disenfranchised Voter at January 27, 2006 01:34 AM (agR1e)

Hide Comments | Add Comment

Comments are disabled. Post is locked.
19kb generated in CPU 0.0256, elapsed 0.1556 seconds.
118 queries taking 0.1443 seconds, 252 records returned.
Powered by Minx 1.1.6c-pink.