January 21, 2006

Portrait Of The Author As A Literary Whore

As I previously noted in this post, Allah at Link Mecca discovered that Osama's newly released audiotape contains a recommendation for William Blum's book Rogue State: A Guide to the World's Only Superpower.

Of course, as a loyal American, Blum was shocked and disgusted to have his work cited by the world's most evil living human - not. Newhouse News Service reports that Blum is pretty much delighted with the publicity for his book:

"I was amazed and amused," Blum said. "It's good publicity for the book."
Blum explained that Osama had actually confused Rogue State with another in his anti-America collection: Freeing the World to Death: Essays on the American Empire. Here's Blum's Ward Churchill impression:
"He [Osama] sees anti-American terrorist attacks as under the category of retaliation," Blum said. "In previous tapes he's used that word -- retaliation. I don't like what they do, but it's understandable intellectually."
And here's Osama quoting Blum:
Bin Laden quoted Blum as writing: "If I were president, I would stop the attacks against the United States. First I would give an apology to all the widows and orphans and those who were tortured. Then I would announce that American interference in the nations of the world has ended once and for all."
Any writer possessed of even a rudimentary moral compass would be horrified to have his words on the lips of a mass murdering psycopath. Blum is overjoyed.

Also posted at The Dread Pundit Bluto and Vince Aut Morire.

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1 Just more confirmation that the Left and Al Qaida are on the same page.

Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at January 21, 2006 01:30 PM (8e/V4)

2 How much evidence does our idiot-led government need to start prosecuting people for treason?

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at January 21, 2006 07:10 PM (0yYS2)

3 I came here for portraits of whores. Where are the pictures man? The pictures!!!!!!!

Posted by: Rusty at January 21, 2006 07:20 PM (JQjhA)

4 I guess you're right, Timmy. What was I thinking? Of course people who murder thousands of innocents and behead folks because they're "infidels" can't possibly be "evil" or "psycopathic". Idiot.

Posted by: The Dread Pundit Bluto at January 22, 2006 01:44 AM (RHG+K)

5 Timmy, you're an idiot.

Posted by: The Dread Pundit Bluto at January 22, 2006 09:51 AM (RHG+K)

6 Tim, you need to be killed for stupidity alone, but your willingness to apologize for terrorists is just the icing on the cake.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at January 22, 2006 10:33 AM (0yYS2)

7 For those who don't recognize Dr. Timmy's name, he is an American ex-patriate living in New Zealand, notorious for denying the involvement of al Qaeda in the Bali bombings. Dr. Timmy flirts with the notion that al Qaeda is a Rovian plot.

Posted by: The Dread Pundit Bluto at January 22, 2006 10:54 AM (RHG+K)

8 Regardless of his nationality or identity, he is an enemy sympathizer and supporter, and doesn't deserve to live another day. We can't support killing terrorists without also supporting killing their supporters.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at January 22, 2006 12:43 PM (0yYS2)

9 I believe I labeled Blum a "whore". However, I was being polite, and IM is probably closer to the mark.

Posted by: The Dread Pundit Bluto at January 22, 2006 07:48 PM (RHG+K)

10 Being an apologist, like you for example, is good enough for me. In for a penny, in for a pound, as it were. To me, you are no better or worse than Osama himself. No, I take that back. At least he is honest in that he is an open and declared enemy, though he may be a cowardly murderer. You, on the other hand, are a snivelling piece of shit content with being his waterboy.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at January 22, 2006 11:01 PM (0yYS2)

11 Timmy, when somebody like Blum, or yourself, provides useful propaganda to the enemy, he performs the function of Josef Goebbels (though Goebbels, at least, worked for his own side). Are you sure you have a doctorate? I'm not used to having to explain such simple concepts to readers. You might be happier reading a blog written a bit lower on the Gunning-Fog Index.

Posted by: The Dread Pundit Bluto at January 22, 2006 11:49 PM (RHG+K)

12 Oooh, Dr. Timmy didn't like the Gunning-Fog crack, did he? Tough. Deal with it. You uncritically accept every bad thing said about the US as gospel, and claim to stand for "truth"? You excuse the murders of innocent people (as long as they're Americans, anyway), and have the stones to call me "mean spirited"? Thanks for exposing your true self, Timmy.

Posted by: The Dread Pundit Bluto at January 23, 2006 12:48 AM (RHG+K)

13 I have to take exception with all posters labeleing Mr. Behrend as an "idiot". He is quite well spoken in his equivocation propaganda, and therefore, "asshole" is more correct.

Posted by: Son Of The Godfather at January 23, 2006 03:53 AM (maXzk)

14 "Useful idiot" puts Timmy in historical perspective.

Posted by: The Dread Pundit Bluto at January 23, 2006 09:42 AM (RHG+K)

15 You're correct SoTG, thanks for the correction. He is, indeed, a world class asshole, and definitely a useful idiot. He probably even thinks that they'll behead him last. Heh.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at January 23, 2006 11:35 AM (0yYS2)

16 Timmah, the Gunning-Fog Index is used to gauge the level of writing in literature for adults who are semi-literate. Timmah, why would I want to restrict the right of folks like you to spout all manner of nonsense? How can the NSA identify and neutralize you if you're flying under the radar?

Posted by: The Dread Pundit Bluto at January 23, 2006 11:47 AM (RHG+K)

17 One more question, Timmah. Do you find it ironic that while you preen and preach about freedom of speech, you are able to do so openly, being a member in good standing of the academic liberal orthodoxy, while the creator of this blog, Dr. Rusty Shackleford, must remain anonymous because of the certainty of retaliation from the faculty and administration where he teaches? What does that tell you, Timmah?

Posted by: The Dread Pundit Bluto at January 23, 2006 11:55 AM (RHG+K)

18 I think Timmy has converted to Islam, so maybe he is a honest whore. Is there such a thing as a honest whore? I'll leave that one for Timmy to answer.

Posted by: jesusland joe at January 23, 2006 08:06 PM (rUyw4)

19 TIM: You are behind on your NAMBLA dues.

Posted by: greyrooster at January 25, 2006 07:45 PM (YjVDY)

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