March 10, 2005

Muslims Fired for Praying on the Job at Dell

I sympathize with these dudes, I really do, but the problem with Islamic prayers are that they are set by the solar time of day in Mecca (ie, sunrise and sunset rather than a certain time of day). What do you expect Dell to do, shut down the entire assembly line because a handful of workers can't keep the same schedule?

The Tennessean:

"They told us that we cannot pray at sunset,'' Nuur said. ''They told us that we would have to wait for our break.''
Oh no! Discrimination!! Bigotry!!! Bias!!!! Nazis!!!!

Oh, wait:

''Dell values diversity in all areas, and that includes religious beliefs,'' Dell spokesman Mark Drury said. ''The company's practice is to accommodate religious beliefs, so long as the accommodations are reasonable, don't disrupt business operations and are consistent with our policies on operating a respectful workplace.

''Employees are allowed time off with pay to pray. We have traffic-free areas for them to use for prayer.''

Sometimes those religious needs conflict with the business, though.

''When granting time off during a shift on a manufacturing line would be disruptive,'' Drury said, ''we have worked out reasonable accommodations, such as a tag-out procedure when employees can leave the line to pray and return, allowing the next employee time to leave the line to pray.''

For some odd reason, when I tell my Dean I need time off to pray, I get this sort of look...you know?

hat tip: Kevin Aylward

UPDATE: Meanwhile IKEA plays the dhimmi to the tea. This article describes how IKEA only shows men in its instuction brochures (IKEA sells unassembled furniture) so as not to offend the sensibilities of Muslims who might be offended at the thought of *shock* a woman putting together furniture. (hat tip Opinionbug)

Paranthetically, I was once in Sweden on a holiday and visited IKEA in its native land. My take? Swedish women are way overrated.

Posted by: Rusty at 01:15 PM | Comments (23) | Add Comment
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1 Lawsuit and I see setlement big time all over this one! This is to good ... I must find a new use for my skilss of seeing into the future. Its actually in all fortune 50 company employee handbooks, but you must read it carefully and see the part that says "employee must notify the company of religious holidays and special religious needs" You just dont wake up on the day and say "I think I'll take Yom Kippur off" Cut and dry if they notified Dell is screwed, if they didnt its up a creek without a paddle for dorko in the plaid nickers.

Posted by: Salamander at March 10, 2005 01:23 PM (V40IZ)

2 No lawsuit. They were not Dell employees, but contract help staffed by Spherion. They were Spherion employees assigned to do a job, therefore Dell told Spherion that the contract help would have to go.

Posted by: Fersboo at March 10, 2005 02:19 PM (x0fj6)

3 this website licks nuts!!! so do all of your opinions.... Small minded fags , must be part of the extra samll package belssed to ur ppls hahaha geeks

Posted by: leada at March 10, 2005 04:58 PM (wGrW+)

4 Dear leada, Yes I am a geek, I work around rocket scientist's every day ... we dont see the outside too much as we are way too busy building the next genration of hardware to scare your camel's and wax the jocky all in one move. Yes I have a small brain size; as I have gone through the necessary development since cave man (unlike your strain of the human kind that didnt fork in evolution) and have learned to multitask and dont need the extra weight and space. Yes I lick nuts ... actually a have a 5lb bag of salted assorted nuts on the end of my office desk. As to why I go into this much detail for a rabid camel jocky with the retardation level of infinity and the incapability of spelling due to his homoerotic dreams involving the camel herder eludes me. Though I did think of a better peice of hardware to better target the camel on the other side of the planet. cheers mate, Salamander

Posted by: Salamander at March 10, 2005 05:51 PM (V40IZ)

5 Salamander: Well said. Number of international pattens in middle east in last twenty years. 26. Number of international pattens at Hewlitt Packard per day 9. Says it all.

Posted by: greyrooster at March 10, 2005 11:16 PM (CBNGy)

6 Hell, Rusty, just have the sack to say it: IKEA is way overrated too. In fact, I think it's a Swedish word meaning "do it yourself crap we sell to homocurious posters like leada".

Posted by: Jack "Redcorn" M. at March 10, 2005 11:16 PM (1W1ap)

7 RUSTY: One more negative comment about Swedes and I light the bonfire and get out my sheet.

Posted by: greyrooster at March 11, 2005 03:07 AM (CBNGy)

8 I still say what in the hell are muslims doing here anyway. Send them back. They bring nothing worthwhile with them. Nothing but problems to every country the migrate to.

Posted by: greyrooster at March 11, 2005 03:16 AM (CBNGy)

9 My religion calls for a one hour break every hour and double time after 9:00 AM. Also the boss must kiss my ass at lunch time. Will Dell hire me to?

Posted by: greyrooster at March 11, 2005 03:19 AM (CBNGy)

10 dumbrooster: missing the "t" key on your keyboard? I believe they are called "pattents". Not "pattens". Grow a brain.

Posted by: Jim at March 11, 2005 04:15 AM (NUq+n)

11 Jim, Sheesh their called "patents". Rooster had the "t" count right, just the placement was wrong. What are you, an idiott?

Posted by: Gordon at March 11, 2005 06:32 AM (SN0Ew)

12 Gordon, it's "they're", not their. heh, and yeah, caught the double 't' in idiot. Must have been intentional.

Posted by: over-rated swedish woman at March 11, 2005 07:37 AM (/oDoA)

13 Grey Rooster I think the point is that somone is bitching because they dont like the labor laws. They protect everyone, but if you read the laws they also tell you that there is a limit to which the protect you. Call Dell they might oblige you hehehehe.

Posted by: Salamander at March 11, 2005 10:52 AM (F26eZ)

14 Personally, I believe whoever hired them should be fired with them.

Posted by: greyrooster at March 11, 2005 11:20 AM (CBNGy)

15 During an argument between the Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon and Foreign Minister Shimon Peres, Peres said that Israelis' policies of continued violence might "turn the US against us".   To this Sharon retorted:   "EVERY TIME WE DO SOMETHING, YOU TELL ME AMERICANS WILL DO THIS AND WILL DO THAT. I WANT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING VERY CLEAR: DON'T WORRY ABOUT AMERICAN PRESSURE ON ISRAEL;   WE, THE JEWISH PEOPLE, CONTROL AMERICA. AND THE AMERICANS KNOW IT."   -- Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon October 3, 2001 (IAP News)

Posted by: greg at March 11, 2005 04:50 PM (/+dAV)

16 greg: quit posting the same shit. Or send me some of what you're smoking.

Posted by: greyrooster at March 11, 2005 10:55 PM (CBNGy)

17 Jim: You sissy little faggot. You're back. How great. Maybe now the rest of the gay people will return. Poor Jim. He must miss being abused. It's a homo thing. They love being abused. He starts shit just so we will call him dirty names. This gets him off. He gets off a lot. Yes, Jim, I know, I know. You love it. Now go powder your nose and be a good girl.

Posted by: greyrooster at March 11, 2005 11:02 PM (CBNGy)

18 Gordon, touche. I was too busy laughing at rooster's dumb ass I didn't notice that he butchered the word more than I thought. gayrooster: Sounds like you were the bitch tonight. Have fun cleaning out your ass missy. Next time don't act like a bitch and you won't be treated like one. Once again, you and the klan can suck it. Or each other. I really don't care.

Posted by: Jim at March 12, 2005 05:58 AM (V8gMs)

19 Jim, you left your earing in the bed last night. Does that mean you will be over to pick it up this evening? Ciao, Lover

Posted by: Antonio at March 12, 2005 08:10 PM (6krEN)

20 Bye jim:

Posted by: greyrooster at March 13, 2005 07:53 AM (JDP+5)

21 gayrooster: going to a KKK gay orgy? have fun!

Posted by: Jim at March 14, 2005 04:47 PM (hDt88)

22 Jealous? ha, ha. Snitch on any Marines lately? I know, I know. No likes you. That's because you're a prick.

Posted by: greyrooster at March 14, 2005 07:01 PM (CBNGy)

23 Well, i personally think that everyone should have a right to pray where they want, when they want, as long as they get their work done there should be NO PROBLEM!

Posted by: casey at April 09, 2005 11:09 PM (K+wLc)

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