January 20, 2006

He Ain't Heavy, He's My Traitor

Johnny Jihad's dad speaks out on his behalf:

SAN FRANCISCO -- The father of American-born Taliban soldier John Walker Lindh is asking President George W. Bush for a grant of clemency.

Well, okay, I'm down wit dat. Grant him clemency, and then ship him to an Afghani federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison.

Posted by: Vinnie at 07:09 AM | Comments (7) | Add Comment
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1 it sounds like the boys in the big house are using Johnny Jihad for sport. Allah has forsaken poor johnny and allowed unmentionables to be inserted in his rectum. I do recall reading shortly after 9/11 that a number of the boys from a couple of big houses raised a bunch of money, so it stands to reason that some of the boys would not look kindly on johnny and his kind

Posted by: goesh at January 20, 2006 08:45 AM (1w6Ud)

2 Bush will never commute John Walker Lindh's sentence. It would make him look weak to the terrorists. John's father is wasting his time.

Posted by: George Ramos at January 20, 2006 09:53 AM (5E0ex)

3 I don't want him sent to that cushy Gitmo joint either!

Posted by: jimmyb at January 20, 2006 10:43 AM (YG5NJ)

4 Maybe his idiot libtard hippie parents should have spent some time teaching him the virtues of being a good man and citizen instead of letting him "find himself". Isn't it odd how the child of pacifist hippies ends up as part of the world's most backward and oppresive thugocracy? I hope the little piece of shit gets sodomized every time he kneels to pray.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at January 20, 2006 10:55 AM (0yYS2)

5 If I'm not mistaken, serving voluntarily in another nation's armed forces is one of the few things that still count as a renunciation of citizenship. Presumably they didn't apply this to Lindh because it would have complicated the case against him, but there's no reason why it couldn't be applied now. If he were pardoned and de-naturalized (if that's the word) he could be deported to Afghanistan with ample justification; and considering what would be waiting for him there, I think more people would think it cruel rather than "soft." If we really wanted to be clever, once out of U.S. jurisdiction he could be chipped (tricky to do without his knowledge, but I'm sure the spooks could figure something out). On the odd chance his old pals let him back in, radio direction finding would provide us with a nice set of coordinates for our next missile strike.

Posted by: ShannonKW at January 20, 2006 01:16 PM (dT1MB)

6 Given what the Taliban believed and stood for, I'm a bit surprised (not actually) that feminists haven't demanded he be re-educated and castrated. Johnny - you already got 2 breaks! We brought you "home" (not in a bag), and 20 years was not a bad deal. Live with - that's the best you are going to get.

Posted by: hondo at January 20, 2006 01:18 PM (3aakz)

7 Hondo, every anti-conservative ideology, i.e. feminism, gay rights, affirmative action, etc., is just each a part of the greater leftist agenda, and is subordinate in its interests to that agenda, which is essentially as Marx laid out a century and a half ago; to destroy Western civilization. Ever notice how the libtards often seem at odds with one another, yet never fight amongst themselves? Funny that...

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at January 21, 2006 10:16 AM (0yYS2)

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