December 21, 2005

Crappy Birthday, Hanoi Jane

Is it just me?  Or did everyone know that today is Hanoi Jane Fonda's birthday.

Let's sing her a song, shall we?

Crappy birthday to you
For the treason you do
Crappy birthday Mizzzzzzz Fonda
I hope you slide under a gas truck and taste your own blood, you treasonous beeeeeeeeyotch.

Thank you, I'm here all week.

Posted by: Vinnie at 05:42 PM | Comments (15) | Add Comment
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1 How old is the bitch?

Posted by: jesusland joe at December 21, 2005 05:58 PM (rUyw4)

2 Much older than the face she's wearing. I'm guessing she's pushing 70.

Posted by: slug at December 21, 2005 06:08 PM (DbAnU)

3 Looks like her DOB is 12/31/1937 At 68 she has had her face lifted so many times she has a Goatee. Crappy Birthday Jane.

Posted by: Kwanzaland Brad at December 21, 2005 06:31 PM (3OPZt)

4 CRAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU. YOU BELONG IN A ZOO. YOUR A ROTTEN OLD TRAITOR,AND YOUR MOVIES STINK TO

Posted by: sandpiper at December 21, 2005 07:52 PM (LKIJT)

5 . . . and they stink too!

Posted by: MCPO Airdale at December 21, 2005 07:58 PM (WOQ34)

6 She played a villainess, more or less, in her recent return to movies, Monster-in-Law. It suits her well, the disgrace and shame that she is. Ick.

Posted by: Avi Green at December 22, 2005 08:47 AM (+jEyV)

7 (Nice Sam Kinison touch there Vinnie. Loved his version from Saturday Night Live.) Happy Birthday Jane, we'll see if we can't all chip in and maybe get you a one-way ticket to North Korea.

Posted by: memphis761 at December 22, 2005 09:38 AM (D3+20)

8 I'll chip in!

Posted by: jesusland joe at December 22, 2005 10:12 AM (rUyw4)

9 I'd like to give her another eyeful of Red Man as a present.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at December 22, 2005 11:33 AM (0yYS2)

10 You guys are being overly solicitous toward the traitorous bitch. She will surely rot in Hell.

Posted by: Charlie at December 22, 2005 12:41 PM (2ZhL/)

11 Die Bitch and rot in hell!

Posted by: Andy at December 22, 2005 02:04 PM (tMU4W)

12 Thought of another song of wishful thinking for Jane, kind of dated though, "Holiday in Cambodia" by the Dead Kennedys. http://www.lyricattack.com/d/deadkennedyslyrics/holidayincambodialyrics.html

Posted by: memphis761 at December 22, 2005 03:18 PM (D3+20)

13 The only probelm with her crappy movie ELECTRIC HOUSEMAN is that the horse did,nt have a chance to buck Robert REDford off

Posted by: sandpiper at December 22, 2005 03:42 PM (I9Upt)

14 "The only probelm with her crappy movie ELECTRIC HOUSEMAN is that the horse did,nt have a chance to buck Robert REDford off" No, but I'll bet Jane did. Oh, you said BUCK him off....

Posted by: Big Dog at December 22, 2005 08:23 PM (8BBjT)

15 Well, I did like "Barbarella" - but I was about 14 or so - and at the time wasn't thinking with my brain.

Posted by: hondo at December 23, 2005 09:07 AM (3aakz)

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