January 21, 2006

Bad News For The Anti-War Movement

It appears that Michael Moore has departed from our fair earth while vacationing in England.

Our heartfelt sympathies go out to his family and friend.

UPDATE: It appears I may have erred. Sources are emailing me to say that Michael Moore is alive and well and rooting for the little guy from his million dollar pad on the Upper West Side.

Speculation is that the body found in the story is actually that of Rosie O'Donnell. I feel for the investigators, it's so hard to tell them apart.

Posted by: Vinnie at 06:18 PM | Comments (21) | Add Comment
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1 I blame Bush.

Posted by: The Dread Pundit Bluto at January 21, 2006 06:20 PM (RHG+K)

2 Don't ever do that to me again.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at January 21, 2006 07:04 PM (0yYS2)

3 Ditto, IM!

Posted by: jesusland joe at January 21, 2006 07:05 PM (rUyw4)

4 That's just mean. Here I thought Moore moved on....but he didn't. Mean Meanie.

Posted by: thirdee at January 21, 2006 07:31 PM (YQyXv)

5 I think it was great! I recognized Mikey by the hugh lump on his head!

Posted by: Bronx Boy at January 21, 2006 08:28 PM (oELX6)

6 I'm not sure what ticked me off more: My gleeful schedenfreude, or that the story was a gag. Bastages!

Posted by: Hucbald at January 21, 2006 08:42 PM (gX0+k)

7 Maybe it WAS M Moore Faking Death to get away as a Whale.

Posted by: chas ripley at January 21, 2006 09:21 PM (YU6Hk)

8 I saw "bottle nose" and thought, "Gee, did Kennedy fall in?"

Posted by: Phillep at January 21, 2006 11:18 PM (DllvA)

9 Don't sweat it. Lardass's heart can't hold up too much longer under all that tonnage. You know his knees are ready to kick his ass.

Posted by: dick at January 21, 2006 11:19 PM (HZr/3)

10 moveon.org should be a website which lists the names of people who died

Posted by: Steve Sharon at January 22, 2006 12:46 AM (9dHC5)

11 LOL, very funny calling Michael Moore a whale.

Posted by: George Ramos at January 22, 2006 08:00 AM (5E0ex)

12 I don't think it's funny to call him a whale; he's more like a walrus, or an elephant seal.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at January 22, 2006 08:36 AM (0yYS2)

13 LOL, even better.

Posted by: George Ramos at January 22, 2006 09:35 AM (5E0ex)

14 Their doves have all flown away so why dont they just all go home and stop being such a bunch of whinnng idiots

Posted by: sandpiper at January 22, 2006 01:27 PM (JtcRt)

15 GREAT! All we need is another stupid movie! I tell ya, this guy is always looking to make a buck!

Posted by: Taco Bandit at January 22, 2006 02:30 PM (MOKXn)

16 Why would you want to go and disrespect a whale like that? heh

Posted by: Son Of The Godfather at January 23, 2006 03:34 AM (maXzk)

17 I agree - that's very disrespectful of whales. You should respect the so recently deceased. Shame on you! (still laughing).

Posted by: beth at January 23, 2006 09:56 PM (X6tm3)

18 Thanks -- I had a good laugh. And I agree with Beth and Son of the Godfather -- you should be ashamed of yourself for being disrespectful to that poor whale!

Posted by: Carol at January 23, 2006 10:33 PM (a+A5R)

19 oh yes -- the article mentioned that they'll try to find out why the whale died. Obviously it's Bush's fault. No doubt about it.

Posted by: Carol at January 23, 2006 10:35 PM (a+A5R)

20 Michael Moore is not rooting for the little guy. He is being rooted by the (big) guy. Damn that fool is ugly. Only a liberal would believe someone that dog ugly.

Posted by: greyrooster at January 25, 2006 08:11 PM (YjVDY)

21 Michael Moore is no worse than the people he assaults. He's making a financial killing from the deaths of American soldiers overseas.

Posted by: Saint Christopher at January 27, 2006 12:09 AM (KnM1D)

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