Ladies and Gentlemen The Jawa Report will be taking predictions on just how long they will last. Post your prediction below. First prize will be your choice of an original R5D4 or Death Star Droid action figure. No you canÂ’t have Yoda, Luke, Power Droid or the original Darth Vader carrying case they are mine all mine.
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They'll be off the air by Christmas.
Posted by: Captain Ed at September 22, 2005 09:22 AM (EqQmC)
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Libs and tote bags go together like Tim Burton and Johnny Depp.
Gone by St. Patrick's Day.
Posted by: Mr.Flix at September 22, 2005 09:26 AM (2M6YL)
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I'm predicting a Soros bail out. They will not go off the air.
Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at September 22, 2005 09:26 AM (JQjhA)
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I'm going to predict that Soros will try to bail them out, realize they're a money hole, and bail out of the bail out. Their last day on the air will be on April 1st, and the last remaining stations to go off the air that day will be here in Eugene, New York, and Austin, Texas. Garobuffalo will cry, Frankenliar will rage, Randy Rhodes will take a final potshot that goes over the line into sedition and find her ass in Gitmo, and the boradcast day will end with Barbara Streisand's rendition of "Nearer my Gaia to Thee".
Posted by: Brian B at September 22, 2005 09:48 AM (CouWh)
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Umbrage, Rusty. "Umbrage," I say!
I smacked Air Idiot's copping NPR's fundraising schtick
yesterday afternoon.
I sent a note to Maloney and the clown turned around and ripped me off.
Posted by: TC@LeatherPenguin at September 22, 2005 10:00 AM (kiH79)
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Na Na Na Na
Na Na Na Na
Hey Hey
Goodbye!
Posted by: jesusland joe at September 22, 2005 10:03 AM (rUyw4)
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I hope Soros bails the goofs out. That will be more wasted money by him, and less to spend on the next campaign.
For some reason campaign laws don't apply to Soros. Go figure.
Posted by: jesusland joe at September 22, 2005 10:31 AM (rUyw4)
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Furious George will keep it up and running at least throughout the '06 elections. Then when they lose miserably, and only then, will he pull the plug.
Posted by: Oyster at September 22, 2005 11:08 AM (fl6E1)
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I think Air America will get a big shot in the arm from the Peter, Paul and Mary fundraiser. After Puff the Magic Dragon, Mary will put down her Bratwurst and double fudge chocolate cake and choke out “Blowin in the Wind” one more time.
The combination of her huge girth and complete physical decay will force Mary to struggle to get the words out and breath in enough air to keep her massive frame oxygenated. This scene will leave even the most hardened conservative in a true state of giving.
The same people who poneyed up in the 80Â’s to support the Sandinistas will throw their change in the guitar case once again. This shot in the arm should keep Air America going until Â….Jan 27th 2006.
Posted by: Brad at September 22, 2005 01:43 PM (3OPZt)
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Isn't it amazing how communist propaganda cannot survive when subjected to the democracy of the market? And yet, idiots like Perfesser Nostril Von Peckersnout refuse to see this. Could it be because liberals are anti-democracy? Naaahhh...
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at September 22, 2005 01:57 PM (0yYS2)
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That tote bag is sucky-looking. This is really just wishful thinking, but I think November 9th is a good day for AA to go teets up.
Posted by: Maureen at September 22, 2005 02:59 PM (ny5O/)
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Maureen,
I was thinking face down, and six-feet under!
Posted by: jesusland joe at September 22, 2005 03:14 PM (rUyw4)
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Limbaugh said it best, conservatives
earn money, Libs
raise it.
Posted by: Carlos at September 22, 2005 06:17 PM (8e/V4)
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Big mistake on my part:
Peter, Paul and Mary sang “Where Have All The Flowers Gone. Ole yellow teeth Bob Dylan sang Blowing in the Wind. Sorry BOB and PPM.
I can almost hear the strumming guitar and the beautiful voices at the fundraiser Â…..
Where have all the accounts payable funds gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the cash on the warehouse credit line gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the money from the Boys and girls club gone?
Gone to graveyards every one
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?
Posted by: Brad at September 22, 2005 06:47 PM (3OPZt)
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Not to rip on Dylan at all, because Desire is one of my all time top 20 albums/CD'S
Posted by: Brad at September 22, 2005 07:44 PM (6mUkl)
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Brad, I would caution against eating any brownies purchased at an Air America Back Sale.
Posted by: V the K at September 23, 2005 07:55 AM (kZVsz)
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Will they start those annoying pledgebreaks like they do on PBS? OH PLEASE SEND US A COOL MILLON DOLLAR OR WE WILL DISAPEAR AND FOR YOUR COOL MILLION DOLLAR DONATION YOU WILL GET A YEARS SUPPLY OF GRANOLA BARS AND GARDEN BURGERS PLUS DVDs OF BOWLING FOR COLUMBINE AND FARINEHT 9-11 AND A COPY OF STUPID WHITEMEN
Posted by: sandpiper at September 24, 2005 08:21 AM (ciw10)
Posted by: christopher williams at December 03, 2005 10:08 AM (v0chN)
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