One of the tiny minority of extremists sends the following message to Jawa readers. Abbas is from Seattle, Washington, and writes [warning: nasty language follows]:
Not really, no. But I can think of a few in which that might not be a bad idea.......
That sounds like a threat to me? So far we have a guy who calls himslef 'Abbas' and who doesn't use proper American lingo or proper English grammar. I'm thinking that there is a certain Middle Easterner living in Seattle that the FBI might want to keep an eye on. But, you know, maybe I'm just profiling. That would be wrong.
That part about me being a pussy is true, at least.
Oh, don't worry. I know Allah well enough. Short guy, about 5'8"? Lives in Manhattan? Likes porn? Used to have a kick ass blog? Oh, wait. You mean the
Allah. The God that wants his slaves to conquer the world and force people to worship him. The God that wants us to stone to death homosexuals? Sounds like a God I want to worship.
Now you're just showing what a bigot you are. I mean, why shouldn't black porkeating horny assholes not get the same treatment as white porkeating horny assholes?
Not really. But I do laugh at YOUR God. Or, at least, I would laugh at your God.
I hear Gandhi is there. Might be a nice time.
Maybe. See you there Abbas.
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You just gotta love diversity. Diversity is strength, didn't you know? That's what makes our country STRONG!!!!
And what's with the guy's grammar though? Is that like muslim ebonics?
Posted by: Carlos at August 12, 2005 07:16 PM (8e/V4)
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Oh man, I’m still at work right now and the Northgate Mosque is about ½ mile away.
Chances are pretty good this dude in close by!
LetÂ’s see, ok Abbas let me just address one of your points
IÂ’ve been married 17 years, and we really donÂ’t Â….ya know ...all that often anymore you asshole!!!
Posted by: Brad at August 12, 2005 07:22 PM (3OPZt)
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So....can we claim a fatwa or not?
Posted by: Mad Dog Vinnie at August 12, 2005 07:23 PM (Kr6/f)
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This is exactly why I say the goat humpers shouldn't be in America to begin with. Deport all believers in this nasty religion. Starting with this unappreciative little shit. MUSLIMS OUT OF AMERICA!
Posted by: greyrooster at August 12, 2005 07:36 PM (CBNGy)
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Hmmm...that really begs the question, you know. If Abbas is so ardently opposed to fornication...what about the 72 sloe-eyed
houris with succulent and perpetually untouched
zinaats? Is Abbas going to spend eternity wringing his weasel?
Posted by: The Dread Pundit Bluto at August 12, 2005 08:02 PM (RHG+K)
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Hey Abbas, I'm with Brad. Most of us just wish we could... you know.
So f-ck off.
Posted by: Carlos at August 12, 2005 08:02 PM (8e/V4)
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The British have finally seen the light and are kicking the extremists out. It's time the US gets with the program. These people need to be rooted up and deported pronto, or the people of the United States just might have to take a little action on their own.
Posted by: jesusland joe at August 12, 2005 08:04 PM (DDXXI)
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As if 1 ABBA wasn't enough... this party guy should be locked in a room w/ your average Huffington Poster & a TV that plays nothing but Queer Eye for ther Straight Guy... who am I kidding, the entire E! lineup.
Posted by: PMain at August 12, 2005 08:16 PM (QyMqT)
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"BUT DO NOT SAY I TOLD YOU !!"
Okay. Mum's the word!
Posted by: Oyster at August 12, 2005 08:32 PM (YudAC)
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Um, does that count as a fatwa?
... just saying
/TJ
Posted by: TJ at August 12, 2005 08:41 PM (PL7dL)
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Nicely put greyrooster. Maybe not so nicely, but blunt and to the damn point.
Posted by: tyler at August 12, 2005 08:48 PM (t+GZI)
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Looks like someone needs to switch to decaf. Can't understand why he took the name of a Swedish rock band though. Maybe Dancing Queen was big in Mecca or something.
Anyway, good luck with your project there Abba. Just remember to connect the blue wire before the red one. Or is it the red one before the... Wait! Red is positive and Black is the ground. Yeah, that's it.
Posted by: Charles at August 12, 2005 10:52 PM (lQ1Or)
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The ever tolerant, have no fun Muslims are just trying to make me think about a day in the laugh of a guy with a small dick, low-tolerance for alcohol, and the ability to use terms like, "women are for babies and men are for fun".
What losers these Muslim extremists are.
Posted by: Chris Short at August 13, 2005 05:46 AM (0OCQY)
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Okay, now that I've had my pork products for breakfast, I feel in the right state of mind to comment on this. The most offensive thing for me about senor Abbas' "rant" is the spelling and punctuation. Why do these things always come across like a text message from an angry, blind monkey with only one finger? Also, I consider it a triumph of infidel technology that we can turn the "Caps Lock" off at will. To quote Bugs Bunny: What a Maroon.
Posted by: Graeme at August 13, 2005 06:33 AM (ZLlKM)
Posted by: Paul at August 13, 2005 07:23 AM (PM/BC)
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Abbas,
It would be useful if Muslim preachers paid a bit more attention to God, which means doing some theology, rather than making speeches about Palestine, Afghanistan and Iraq which are, after all, political, and not religious issues. The excessive politicisation of Islam has created a situation in which the best-known Muslim today is Osama bin Laden.
Islam must decide whether it wants to be a faith or a political movement. It cannot be both without being hijacked by Salafis or Khomeinists who have transformed it into a breeding ground for terror.
Posted by: Amir at August 13, 2005 07:39 AM (PM/BC)
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With his language skills, I can't imagine this guy has a job, so he must be a graduate student at one of our illustrious leftist universities.
Posted by: Mike at August 13, 2005 09:30 AM (M7kiy)
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Any extremists in the Atlanta area want to take a crack at me? Rusty, can I make up t-shirts with your blog name and url? I want these punks to be able to pick me out from a crowd more easily. I'm 39 and this guy makes we want to re-enlist and go send a few back to allah.
Posted by: kstumpf at August 13, 2005 09:34 AM (Kv4B9)
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Sounds as though this guy Abbas is a typical illiterate Islamist whose "Allah" is no god at all, just a perverted distortion of reality whose "prophet" Muhammed was nothing more than a child molesting, woman abusing terrorist whose teachings, for whatever originally intended purpose and for whatever value they may have originally possessed, have been so significantly distorted by mindless, inhumane clerics spewing hate and inhumanity to sub-human fools who are easily misguided and mislead to conduct acts against innocent people and write/spew mindless dribble such as we've just seen evidenced by our friend Abbas!
Abbas should immediately gain a little common sense, stop eating pork and bathing in pig's blood, and convert - he should become a Christian or a Jew, learn a little more about human love and kindness, and possibly, how to speak and write.
Posted by: Hyscience at August 13, 2005 09:36 AM (xFeJi)
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.. YOU GOT THE BIG BALLS..
and you got three defect ones, now lay off Rusty you God damn linguistic retard.
Posted by: Ren at August 13, 2005 01:00 PM (a9tRx)
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This guy's an assmuffin who needs his head handed to him.
Can I volunteer for the job?
Posted by: elliott at August 13, 2005 02:30 PM (XlQVK)
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Unfortunately a threat is not a fatwa. Fun, but not a fatwa.
Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at August 13, 2005 03:08 PM (JQjhA)
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Hyscience: I love run-on sentences!
Posted by: Oyster at August 13, 2005 03:23 PM (YudAC)
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"sharpens up double headed axe in the backyard shed"...."evil laughter"....send in Abbas
Posted by: THANOS35 at August 13, 2005 06:34 PM (IJ51c)
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Tyler: I'm known for my layed back mannerism.
Oyster: So do I. That's why I continue to use them. Or is it the fact that I don't know better?
Posted by: greyrooster at August 13, 2005 08:57 PM (CBNGy)
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