1 Well, it seems that islamophobia knows no bounds. It just makes me sick that people can't even practice a little introspective, peaceful inner-struggle suicide bombing without angering the neocons. Morocco our of Iraq!

2 Out, dammit, out if Iraq. I hate it when good, biting satire is ruined by a typo. But then, on the bright side, at least I'm not a muslim, so I don't have to go cut off a schoolgirl's head because I screwed up.

3 Damn another typo. I need to get drunk.

4 I'm drunk and I can tipe.

5 I'm hung over. Does that count? They've picked a number of those a second time who were released from Gitmo and elsewhere. Funny how there are many who ignore that niggling little fact as they advocate releasing more of them.

6 err .... they've picked "up" a number of those ... This thread is doomed to be riddled with typos.

7 Oy...

1 As I and a few others mentioned in the last couple of days, wedding receptions don't really seem like high value targets, unless there's something else to be gained. I think the Paleostinians and Saudis were talking about giving up a few big fish in order to take the pressure off. Most people don't realize it, but we give the Paleo's tons of money every year because of their "plight", and the war on terror is threatening to stifle the flow. Likewise, if the Saudis wear out our patience, they may see things go downhill fast, so they were probably doing what arabs always do when the chips are down; betray someone.

2 Interesting. A meeting between officers from countries most involved in terrorism at the state level (excluding Jordan). I'm not sure if this represents a new majority opinion among Mid East governments about terrorism or if it's just like-minded small groups who recognise that terrorism is trouble for everyone. Either way, Zarqawi now realises that he isn't very popular. Hopefully this meeting signifies change, although admitedly I'm not very optimistic.

3 Damn. I didn't think of that. IM's probably right.

4 Once this becomes common knowledge, the leftards will go crazy with their JOOOOO/CIA conspiracies, but remember, I called it first! Where's greg? Come on greg, put down the kiddy porn and tell us how the JOOOOOOOOS did it.

5 IM, Good theory and I give you all the credit. I know that there is more to this than meets the eye. Perhaps you are right about the meeting, but it's just too damn easy for me to give you a lot of credit for predicting that the Jews will sooner or later get the blame, or that Greg would come up with a new conspiracy theory. Those two are a given, haha. But nice theory, nonetheless.

6 Thanks JJ. I basically looked at it like this: Terrorists choose their targets based on several criteria, which include psychological impact, military or civic importance, ease of access, and chances of success. Given that it was a hotel, I ruled out the military and civic angles, and the psychological impact of hitting a wedding is obviously producing negative publicity, which they surely knew it would. The only other thing that is obvious is that the hotels were Western brand names, and were frequented by foreigners, which is the excuse they used. The access was a breeze, and chances of success were high, and odds of killing a few foreigners were good. On its face, it looks like an amateur job done by a local yahoo who'd had enough of bad tips, but the first blush is often deceptive. There were four bombers, which means that this wasn't a pissed-off waiter; someone was serious, and wanted something or someone blown to smithereens in a big way. Now, building bombs is not easy nor cheap, it's pretty damn expensive, and finding four people to 'splode themselves is probably not easy even in such an insane place, but for four people to kill themselves to get a few tourists? Nah, I don't buy it at all. This was an expensive operation, because the planners probably had to pay blood money to the families of the bombers beforehand, not to mention the cost of the materials. Why would someone carry out such an expensive operation against such an unimportant target? They wouldn't. You see, these "terrorist masterminds" really are fairly bright guys when it comes down to it, and they're not going to just spend their materiel and people killing random, unimportant civilians, so I immediately suspected that there was something or someone else there that they needed to destroy, then the news came about the Pali's and Saudis there, and it all fell into place. This was a message to al Qaeda's arab allies to stick to the script. Now let's just see what happens.

7 You know, IM, you may be on to something. What was odd to me was that this wasn't al-Qaeda which is known for global bombings. It was "al-Qaeda in Iraq" who, to my knowledge, hasn't operated outside the boundaries of Iraq other than just recruiting from outside. There are many in Jordan who, even though Zarqawi claimed responsibility, refuse to believe it and say Israel did it. And Iran insists it was Israel too. Talk about a total disconnect from reality....

8 Well of course, no matter what happens, it's all about the JOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSS!!! I swear, why we let these cavemen into our civilization, I have no idea.

1 Remember, King Abdullah was once head of the Jordanian Special Forces. I will admit that is like starting for the New Orleans Aints, but....he know what needs to be done. Hopefully he has follow through. He never expected to be King, he was just a half-Infidel professional soldier. Potential. From what I have heard, like his counterpart in Bahrain, they are great men leading a difficult people.

2 Zaqueery just handed Abdullah the rod of chastisement and is begging him to use it. I think he just might do it.

3 haha, IM. It's like a D&D game. The "Rod of Chastisement" and various and sundry weapons used in such games. Looks like Zarqawi's hit points are depleted and he's running low on mana too. Wait 'til he runs to the end of the game and gets confronted by the "boss". Damn, where's that health pack when you need one?

4 Arabs are very clannish and never forgive a transgression, and AQ just pissed off a whole bunch of them by killing many members of what appears to be two prominent families. Given that Zaqueery and bin Hidin both have $25 million dollar bounties on their hides, and now a lot of pissed-off Jordanians wanting a piece of them, something tells me this was a very bad move on their part.

5 Don't forget that Jordanians are the ones that committed Black September waaay back in 1970. They know how to take care of fellow arabs that cause trouble and are worth more dead than alive..

6 Jordanians are strange creatures. I know a couple, and they seem to assimilate easier than most Arabs. I know one who owns a pizza shop and has a big picture of W. above the register, as well as one of John Wayne, which is the larger, as it should be. The other is fitting in as well, and loves NASCAR and football. Oh, and both hate the Gulf Arabs, whom they say are descendants of slaves. Things are not quite so simple as we think here in the West.

7 Zaqueery. I like that. Sick of people referring to this monster as Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi. The name doesn't reflect what he truly is. Lets take Paul Harvey's lead and refer to him as what he truly is. RAT FACE Zarqawi. Or simply rat face. Notice the simularity? I do.

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1 Is the site being flooded? It looks funky and loads really, really slow.

2 Good Lord! I'd need to reactivate Bletchley Park to understand this illiterate moron. That email is like an eye chart from hell. Heck they can teach a pig to drink beer - can't they teach these asswipes to at least spell?

3 You know, he sounds alot like Ali-G. I wonder how he explains the earthquake that killed 60k Muslims and the Tsunami that killed what, 200k muslims. seems to me that God hates muslims.

4 The pig wants to learn, since it'll be bacon like it's 10 siblings if it doesn't. The "asswipes" are proud of their old language and cultural heritage, so they don't want to learn tricks from the ones they consider pigs.

5 No Finn, this is standard hip-hop. For some odd reason, young Muslims identify with hip-hop and gangsta culture. Very odd.

6 I hate all of you, just destroy everything so I can start over. You monkeys are wrecking my atmosphere, so bye bye, I'm making insects the new overlords of Earth once you clear the land with your fission weapons.

7 BANG! Ok, God is dead, where were we? Oh yeah, of course. Gangsta is the way for oppressed, hated people who have no money, no future and no reason to behave. So it suits isolated minorities great.

8 Mastastick Rusty Wicked, You are experiencing some genre confusion--"rap" or "gangsta rap" is the protest medium, "hiphop" is exclusively for dancing. Try to keep it straight.

9 Filthy Allah has it right. Within the past year, the Almighty has killed Muslims over Americans, by earthquake and tsunami, by a ratio of 250 to 1.

10 "Gangsta is the way of the oppressed, hated people who have no money, no future and no reason to behave." i.e. as long as a person satisfies those criteria, itÂ’s okay for them to take their anger out on others and be not just a threat but a burden to society. ThereÂ’s no need for aspirations or determination to be better. After all, history shows that people from poor backgrounds never, ever succeed. Best just to stay angry and let the liberals tell you that itÂ’s okay to do so because they understand you.

11 Yeah, and if the poor somehow succeed, they get stomped down by money, a bunch of rich people who want his riches too and/or government, after their story has been used up in the media.

12 I can't heads nor tails of the message at all. You have to understand - I have a day job which precludes me from learning the language of the "streets", as it were.

13 That should be "I can't [make] heads nor tails ..." My job also precludes me from learning English as well, apparently. ;-)

14 Well, this fits right in with what Bill Bennett was talking about this morning, "Gangsta' Islam"

15 Garsh, wuts "fuk" anyhuw? I dun't gut ull thu misspulled wurds and the uver use uf u's. Wut, thu mur you use u's, the mur "raisins" you gut in Hell...ur..I mean Huven?

16 What'll be really sad is if nazam04 is actually a white 30-something Brit with a cockney accent, who lives with his mum ,trying to be black AND Muslim AND gangsta.

17 Don't forget the Earthquake in Iran, town of BAM I recall. Ironic eh? And God said "BAM" you are fucked. God does not like the Muslim. 250 to 1 Mike? The degenerate Muslim didn't have time to finish dancing after our last Hurricane and God slapped the piss out of him with that Paki Quake. You would think the IGNANT fuckers would get the message. Something bad happens to good people, Muslims whoop it up, God wails on em. Happens all the time but the idiots still think God is on their side of the pitch.

18 Vampyr, that might not be funny if it weren't probably true.

19 My sisters that are in Britain Email me in the same format. They are so used to abbrievating words for use in SMS messages on their cell phones that they continue to write me Email in the same verbage -- it might take less time to type, it sure takes much longer to read and make sense of. SMS messaging is used 100X times more in Europe than in the U.S and this is the language they've made for it.

20 The bugger won't reply to me but I am ready to rip his head off and piss on the stump. Here's a message from me though...get out of Britain you dog and crawl back to the third world.

21 I would just like to see one of those fanatics try and attack bush with a big sword and see how many hole he gets shot full of

22 "I would just like to see one of those fanatics try and attack bush with a big sword and see how many hole he gets shot full of" And that's just by the regular folks in Texas. I can see it now, Sword-Wielding Terrorist Shot Dead by Hairdresser and 14 Patrons, details at 11.

23 Hmm...Jeremy, another one of those guys brought a sword to a gunfight. When will they ever learn?

24 Speaking of monkies... http://static.flickr.com/31/62228114_9b9d40a99f_o.jpg

25 I sent him an E-mail. You say he is in the UK. Pity. The tracker and snooter have nothing to do this week.