1 Don't pack the hookha pipe with premium Jihadi red just yet.. Our beloved terrorist is in the process of being canned. The Filthy one is always at the service of America. F-YEAH!!! Will let you know when the foul noseless son of a 3 legged goat gets booted.

2 Any way we could see what the guy wrote that got him in hot water, Filthy?

3 Now I hope someone remembered to let the Metropolitan Police know about Majid, so that they can follow him around and shoot him.

4 My congrats and thanks to filthy allah for getting a result,I too sent an email to the Guardian newspaper here in the UK regarding Dilpazier Aslam,a known member of the radical islamist group Hizb ut-Tahrir.I hope that helped him on his way,as that bitch has also been fired.

5 And now for something completely different... Greetings readers of mypetjawa, it appears the majority of you are still following the misguided Bushian preemption doctrine toward the hundreds of millions of good, honest people in the Muslim World who mean you no harm. It is sad to read some of the intolerant messages of hatred spouted by many of your regular contributors towards 1/5th of humanity simply because of differences in how everyone perceives God. It takes a lot of moral fortitude to break such cycles of hatred and violence and you can too. May you find your inner peace. And now back to your circus...

6 Your prophet is a murderer, rapist, drug addict and pedophile, and you think we're "misguided"? LOL!

7 Hey Colin, Bush is not mis-guided. He understands that it is no good to welcome 10 Muslims into your house as a sign of friendship when at least one of them is waiting for one of us to get close enough so that he can chop our heads off. Now the other nine are 'peaceful' but four of them hope that it happens, because 'we' deserve it for some ever-changing reason, and none of them will do anything to stop it. Now Colin, Bush would rather put the one in prison for the rest of his life in Gitmo, watch the other four and toss them in jail when they break the law or throw them out of the country, and welcome the rest, with a watchful eye. "hundreds of millions of good, honest people in the Muslim World who mean you no harm." - these people do not worry me, it is the tens of thousands of muslims who would eagerly kill me given the chance. I have been to the Middle East and met many nice people. So I wait for the Muslims who mean me no harm to clean out their ranks of those who do mean me harm and are using them as cover. Come on Colin, admit it. There is at least a little truth to what I write...

8 Welcome to the game, London. A few days before our government needed a reason to renew the Patriot Act, a small part of your city blew up. Then, a few days later, the wrong kid got killed for no reason by a trigger happy (and most likely very scared) cop. This is how it pans out. First, you get the explosion, then the outrage, then the overreaction, then the death of innocents. It’s okay though; Halliburton will rebuild your infrastructure. They gotta be good for something, right? And hey, at least when your leader gets on television to give a speech, he sounds slick. Hell, Tony Blair could sell crack cocaine in church. I don’t know what he said to make you feel better, but I’m sure it worked. He’s that good. Now, after the untimely death of an innocent, it becomes necessary for you to change some laws (it’s easier than having the people involved take responsibility for their actions). Here are some suggestions to prevent another unwanted murder by cop. Make it illegal to fail to respond to a cop. Give the suspects four seconds, and if they don’t respond, shoot them. This will seriously cut down on the number of hearing impaired (see that? I’m politically correct. I could have written ‘deaf’, but they don’t like that so I didn’t) people in your population, but what the hell? Sometimes you gotta take the good with the bad. Take a page from New York City and make random searches legal in the subways. This way, you can slow everyone down and possibly attain some illegal contraband, you know, as a bonus. Maybe it violates our fourth amendment, but we don’t care so why should you? Come on guys. We don’t need rights. We have fear. Get some damn guns already. Look, the main reason that kid got shot is because the limey cop had probably fired a gun once in his life and he didn’t know what the hell the damn thing could do. Plus, the kid who got shot probably figured the cop wouldn’t shoot, you know, since no one shoots each other over there. I’m an American, and in my few years on planet earth I must have fired at least twenty different hand guns and an uncountable number of rifles. Keep in mind, I grew up in a city, never was in the military and have never owned a gun (which means that my experience with firearms is limited to random adventures with friends and family). You can’t be expected to respect the weapons if your own citizens aren’t allowed to carry them. Here in America, we all have guns. Granted, we have a lot more murders and what not, but still we live with the fact that at any given moment in public, at least one out of every eleven people is carrying a gun (source: total fiction). Thus, we have the knowledge necessary to respect someone holding a gun. This is a respect that your socialist, pansy citizens clearly lack. So, loosen the laws a little. Let the people shoot each other. Come on London, they worked hard all week. And finally, make sure to make it very clear to your citizens that the young, unarmed man who was killed was a necessary fatality in a war against a much greater evil. I’m sure Tony Blair already handled this one in his speech, but people forget speeches. You have to reinforce the idea. So, before the liberal media and the activist groups make the murdered young man a martyr for their cause, make him one for yours. Have a funeral honoring him posthumously as a valiant soldier in the war against terror. Now, these are just the suggestions of a layman, London. I’ve spent a grand total of twenty four hours in your fair city (the most expensive twenty four hours of my life, by the way) so I admit, I don’t have a great grasp of how your citizens think. But I’m pretty sure I know how this game is played. I am, after all, an American, which means that I understand why you were bombed and subsequently stricken with fear: the terrorists hate freedom, and you were way too free. So, take a page from America. If they hate freedom, make yourself less free. It works like a charm. I’m Nathan DeGraaf and I approved this column (though I’m pretty sure I’m the only one who did). Peace.

9 Who the hell is Babbler anyway, some peace freak? Listen up, this blog is full of bastards so stay away! Klanrooster, what is that THING squirming out of your ASS?! Sewermouth "Nuke Kabba" Kimberley, you are a Schlussel Lite, a lost cause with far too much acne to cover up with Clearasil. REMFIE - stop hanging out in the warehouse with Maxim.. get out the old '16 and jump in the fray! Gimpy - screw it, punk. It is time to face reality that you love war too much and need to get back over there.. Join Hellibacon as a truck driver. "I promise you safe passage in the wasteland.. just walk away and there will be an end to your horror!" THANOS35 - You've scrunched down over the oil barrel and are waiting for the big hairy boar treatment. You keep yelling out to your boss to hit you harder - which is unhealthy. Dave - you're such a star in the holy land - move there and join the likudnik settlers in their fantasy world. BUSH LIES - you little desert-dweller punk byotch I know you're out there and are hiding from ME! I'll find you! Osama - you're still worth $25 Mil. Varmint Cong - prepare for your gopher holes to be blown up with my new slurry mix from hell!

10 Oh my GOD! BUSH IS A TERRORIST TRAINER!!! "The Bush administration has said getting Iraqi police properly trained is one of the key components....Insurgents and other criminals have infiltrated Iraqi police ranks due to poor screening procedures by U.S. forces...The 100-page report went on to say there was "sufficient evidence to conclude" that insurgents were "among the ranks of the Iraq police service."... Lessee.. "Iraq provides terrorists with "a training ground, a recruitment ground, the opportunity for enhancing technical skills," said David B. Low, the national intelligence officer for transnational threats." So, Bush is paying to equip terrorists with guns and giving them American training so they can lead the attack on the Iraqi people!!!

11 BUSH LIES, I mean, the real BUSH does LIE! BAGHDAD (CNN) -- The U.S. military expressed regret Monday for issuing news releases about two separate attacks in Iraq that included almost identical quotes attributed to an unidentified Iraqi. In both statements, the military quoted an Iraqi calling the attackers "enemies of humanity" and vowing to "take the fight to the terrorists," the latter an expression President Bush frequently has used in speeches.

12 look who got online after a hard day's work of blowing tranny's for nickels to spend on crack. wipe your chin DSM.

13 David "Pumping Party" Shabam, At least you are not a naughty Experiment 626..

14 Yes! Finally. This site has become a fight club. Entertaining reading. but still not bored enough to spend a summer at a computer. Anyways, the first moment of darkness for this summer yesterday (really cloudy night, so it was sort of dark from 1:00 to 1:15ish, then clouds in the horizon got shiny and sun came up). Temperatures between 20-50°C (~70-120F) even at night all the time. Also, the moon has been orange this month. Interresting omen, expected some chaos, perhaps it was a warning of the sudden burst of malice that bothered England and Egypt.

15 You're that weird finn guy, what do YOU want?

16 Terrorists, of WHATEVER KIND are SCUMBAGS. I was waiting at my front window with a pair of binocs for Mista Gubbamint comining up the drive. I saw another hole in the lawn and GOT REALLY MAD!! It was the Varmint Cong, full of treachery. Jammed the garden hose down there with a half gallon of laundry detergent to clean his ass out. You shoulda seen the suds!

17 I GOT SEARCHED TODAY!!!! Funny thing is, I aint brown, skinny, evil looking, greasy or walking about with a bomb in my sack. Lets see now.... Search the white guy so that we don't offend the brown guy even though it is pretty much brown guys blowing shit up. I think we deserve to get blown up a couple times just to show these PC fuckers just how stupid they is.

18 What daring soul even touched your soiled garments, O Filthy One?

19 A large Strapping lad with a high & tight hair cut pointed at me and said, "YOU....OVER HERE!" I complied, opened my sak, showed the beefy man who, kind of looked like Scott Baio's cousin Tim and showed him my lunch and used toweltte.

20 Did this beefy eunuch confiscate your lunch, then?

21 Oh yes, a devastating terrorist attack in Finland. Animal rights protesters with obvious connections to every Al-whatever "freed" about a hundred fox-thingies, few of which actually left their cages and got captured later this morning.

22 Filthy Allah for president.

23 Downing Street Moron is back to his favorite topic again. Things is asses. Taught to him my his ghetto trash mother for sure.

24 Klanrooster, you fascist racist ho!!!

25 My first act as president will be to have all degenerate liberals shot. Then, muslims to be deported over cuba at 30,000 feet en mass.

26 Filthy, you are a race-baiting scumbag who will go to jail with BUSH

27 Fred Fry: There is a LOT of truth in what you write. Downing Street Moron: Time to take your medicine.

28 Muslim aint no race bitch.

29 Klanooster, you are a BUSH-ARSE-LICKER!