January 20, 2006

Big News from The Jawa Report

Very busy this morning, but here is a hint to long-time Jawa Report readers. Remember all of those cryptic posts hinting at The Jawa Report's involvement in catching terror suspects? The occasional post that we pulled?

Today, all will be revealed.

Get your party shoes on.

Posted by: Rusty at 08:11 AM | Comments (12) | Add Comment
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1 Outstanding!

Posted by: Aliveritas at January 20, 2006 08:30 AM (hDlfX)

2 YouÂ’re taking away George's baseball bat?

Posted by: Brad at January 20, 2006 08:36 AM (BJYNn)

3 Gee. What could possibly top catching the library guy who was going to create an atomic bomb single handedly ? Have you discovered some radical intent on creating a base on Mars from which to attack the country ? You've got to hand it to these radical extremists. They can accomplish anything if they put their minds to it. Basic grasp of physics and logic be damned!

Posted by: Tank at January 20, 2006 09:26 AM (vxuX9)

4 LOL

Posted by: George Ramos at January 20, 2006 10:32 AM (5E0ex)

5 I'm wrought with anticipation Rusty.

Posted by: tyler at January 20, 2006 10:33 AM (Y9Lwb)

6 There'd better be hot Jawa babes at this party.

Posted by: Graeme at January 20, 2006 10:34 AM (KEUFP)

7 Conan O'Brien a right-wing conspirator, Socialist candidate Tarja Halonens support ratings from 95 to 46 % in a month! See the exciting conclusion next week or this Sunday, don't remember which, since I voted and got people to vote for Niinistö in advance. The Finnish Presidential Election, formerly known as Late Night with Conan O'Brien, week nights at NBC.

Posted by: A Finn at January 20, 2006 10:35 AM (lGolT)

8 (theme song from "Jeopardy" plays...)

Posted by: Venom at January 20, 2006 01:05 PM (dbxVM)

9 That was you in Brokeback Mountain?

Posted by: Filthy ALLAH at January 20, 2006 02:15 PM (5ceWd)

10 Rusty hasn't revealed what he was going to say yet. When will he?

Posted by: George Ramos at January 20, 2006 03:28 PM (5E0ex)

11 Never mind. He just released what he did.

Posted by: George Ramos at January 20, 2006 05:06 PM (5E0ex)

12 I know what it is..... (Scooby-dooby-doo music plays....) ....AND The actual person behind the mask found at the Library in an attempt to blow up the U.S. is none other than...... huh! OH NO.... IT's (crowd says) MICHEAL MOORE..... Shaggy/Scooby> How could you? Moore> I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for those pesky nosy JAWA gang. (RUSTY) OSAMA> (at home) (in cave) (way below earth somewhere) says: RATS, foiled AGAIN!!! Oama says> Secretary.... AL-Zarqawi> Yes Mr. Ladin... Osama> get me Micheal Jackson on the phone. To be continued........... du.du..da dum....

Posted by: Taco Bandit at January 23, 2006 10:29 AM (MOKXn)

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