February 28, 2006

Today is International High-Five a Muslim Day (Video Banned in Australia, Receives Fatwa)


Today is the International High-Five a Muslim Day. The video explaining this is below, but feel free to use the banner on the right to participate. Who am I to not follow the example of my personal Lord and Savior in offering the up-high to my Muslim brothers?

Because there has to be a way to say, "Hey, Muslims, we're totally down with you. It's nothing personal, we really think you're cool. It's just the whole 'behead the infidels' and 'stone the adulterers' thing we're not down with." And a nod just isn't enough and a hug is, well, just too much.

According to Zembla:

Deeming it offensive, Network 10 chose to censor the sketch rather than air it during the regular broacast of The Ronnie Johns Half Hour.
Censor the video? Like Flea, I find nothing sacreligious about it. I guess after the Muhammed cartoon row, some in Australia have decided to show how "fair" they are by censoring this video depicting Jesus. Because we all know those Christians react to offensive material exactly like Muslims, right?

It turns out that Ronnie Johns, who made the video, was issued a fatwa (fatwa via Aussia Miasma). A real live freakin fatwa for his depiction of Jesus. But the fatwa is that the video is good. See how that works? Show Muhammed: death. Show Jesus: thumbs up!

Watch the video below by clicking the little play arrow thingy on the pic below, or go here or here.

Update: Unknown to me, Tian and SondraK were already celebrating! Check out Tian's photoshop:

Posted by: Rusty at 12:41 PM | Comments (13) | Add Comment
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1 A video depicting Jesus? Ohhh, I'm soooo angry. I think I'm gonna have to burn some flags and destroy some fast food restaurants now.

Posted by: reverse_vampyr at February 28, 2006 01:40 PM (Ns5kk)

2 STart with Kentucky Fried Chicken. The Colonel with his beady little eyes and secret ingredient which makes you crave it fortnightly.........

Posted by: Rusty at February 28, 2006 02:10 PM (JQjhA)

3 Issue a fatwa against Austrial's government for restricting free speech aslo. priorities priorities people

Posted by: Natasha at February 28, 2006 02:23 PM (i6py+)

4 We must rename it Kabul Fatwa Chicken and remove the infidel Colonel's image and replace it with The Prophet's. (PBUH) Oh crap, now I have to behead myself for thinking that...

Posted by: reverse_vampyr at February 28, 2006 03:58 PM (Ns5kk)

5 Natasha, this was self censorship--the network pulled the segment, not the government. Even so, it sucks.

Posted by: Rusty at February 28, 2006 04:46 PM (JQjhA)

6 Hey! Where's my fatwah?!

Posted by: rightwingprof at February 28, 2006 05:11 PM (hj1Wx)

7 Natasha, the network pulled the segment because they were scared of Islamists. Scared! Now what does that tell you about Islam? Or about the network that censored the segment?

Posted by: jesusland joe at February 28, 2006 07:17 PM (rUyw4)

8 So my birthday is "high five a muslim day" too? Weird.

Posted by: Ben at February 28, 2006 09:39 PM (lE+P8)

9 I linked to this page but I don't know how to make it show a trackback. Sorry. :-(

Posted by: Synova at February 28, 2006 11:53 PM (A3xrD)

10 HA! Kabul Fatwa Chicken! Genius!

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at March 01, 2006 05:40 AM (0yYS2)

11 Happy Fatwa Birthday, Ben.

Posted by: Oyster at March 01, 2006 09:32 AM (zCI3+)

12 I totally and completely support this holiday though i myself am cathlic i think that all muslums should get a high five on february 28th and i agree with that rusty kid the kfc plan kicks major ass who muslums need to be introduced to colonel sanders delicious delacasy!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Abul at March 08, 2006 06:35 AM (R1agc)

13 I can't believe it, my co-worker just bought a car for $18121. Isn't that crazy!

Posted by: Betsy Markum at May 18, 2006 09:24 PM (GBcLA)

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