January 31, 2006

To All The 'slamotards I've Loved Before

Cox & Forkum says it best:

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If I were an outraged muslim, I'd consider shutting up about now.

After all, you bomb our churches, and in return we make cartoons.

And crummy photoshops.

If you don't like these depictions of your exalted pedophile prophet-pimp, wait and see what happens when we really get pissed off.

You talk tough in the comments section, so come on, beeyotches, give me a real fatwa. You sissies.

Google bait: danish caricature prophet mohammed jyllends posten cartoon mohammed

Posted by: Vinnie at 07:03 PM | Comments (23) | Add Comment
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1 I think they want to see what happens when we really get pissed off. I also think we should show them.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at January 31, 2006 07:19 PM (0yYS2)

2 Hey, I just realized you used the word "'slamotard"! Since I created it, I demand royalties in the form of a bowl of couscous and a side of chilblenes.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at January 31, 2006 07:22 PM (0yYS2)

3 I think it can't be too soon for them to achieve martyrdom--that's what they want, isn't it?

Posted by: miriam at January 31, 2006 07:27 PM (It82Q)

4 Sorry Maxie, but a google search of the word "islamotard" reveals that is a wholly owned trademark of Vince Aut Morire, LLC, a subsidiary of Merri Musings, Inc., an Evil Conservative Right Wing Rovian Conspiracy Corporation.

Posted by: Vinnie at January 31, 2006 07:35 PM (f289O)

5 This post was spot on point. The wacko Islamists of today are just as insane as the wackos suppressing science and thought in the dark ages....oh wait....were they not some of the same people? What is really sad is that the moderate segment of their society is simple unwilling to put an end to the wacko's madness. I fear we will need to kill many more before the moderates stand up and tell the wackos to be quiet and force them from power.

Posted by: MohammedTard at January 31, 2006 08:53 PM (E2hzJ)

6 Not "islamotard", but "'slamotard". Tooooootally different.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at January 31, 2006 09:24 PM (0yYS2)

7 Aaaah, okay. The check is in the mail.

Posted by: Vinnie at January 31, 2006 09:35 PM (f289O)

8 The people who have done this, mark my words in your dairies today, you all will meet your fait. You all act as if no one can touch you, but beleive me O the people of Book, you are just the same men like us. what can you do when you get pissed, kill us!!!! is that it, you people love life as no one of you will die, Surely you will all taste death one day, then we will take our revenge. lets wait and see what your future bring on you, and surely we will be the laughing one then.

Posted by: Umer Iqbal at February 01, 2006 06:20 AM (Y1QJ/)

9 I am marking your words in my dairies but my cows still go moo.

Posted by: dinah lord at February 01, 2006 07:22 AM (wZLWV)

10 I am marking your words in my dairies but my cows still go moo. Cheers - Dinah

Posted by: dinah lord at February 01, 2006 07:25 AM (wZLWV)

11 I could have sworn I posted a comment here yesterday about CAIRs attempt to censor The President's speech. I don't see the post now. Was I too far off point? If I committed some kind of faux pas, please let me know.

Posted by: Richard at February 01, 2006 08:39 AM (W8EsU)

12 "We will be the laughing one then" So you're the Queen of England?

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at February 01, 2006 09:26 AM (0yYS2)

13 "Surely you will all taste death one day, then we will take our revenge.” Go for it. You can kill me after I’m dead. See if I care. Sounds like a good deal to me.

Posted by: JustPlainJoe at February 01, 2006 11:53 AM (Xj6+u)

14 You did it on a different post, Richard. The one titled "hahahaha"

Posted by: Vinnie at February 01, 2006 11:59 AM (f289O)

15 "what can you do when you get pissed, kill us!!!!" We could wrap you in bacon first.

Posted by: alan_p at February 01, 2006 05:57 PM (PgcbG)

16 thanks Vinnie!

Posted by: Richard at February 01, 2006 10:50 PM (W8EsU)

17 To all those who believe in reason, try to find out the history of Muhammed's life in an objective way and without party spirit.

Posted by: Sally Clear at February 02, 2006 09:31 AM (1mft4)

18 Hey Sally, does it bother you when the sand gets in your ears, what with your head buried in it and all?

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at February 03, 2006 11:16 AM (0yYS2)

19 You might also have added "you rape our women" in addition to "you bomb our churches."

Posted by: gunjam at February 04, 2006 09:55 PM (2x+9Q)

20 Enough is Enough is time to look arround us and see what are we gaining if we stay hand tied and mouth shut decades before sept 11 2001 hollywood never did give a break in their worthless moviesaiming at the muslims and especially the arabs by giving a bad rap and linking anything to arabs as terrorist and we never did raise a question about it sfter sept 11th we couldn't say a thing and even thou there are still clouds roaming aroound the truth behind sep 11 we are still bednding the head down and taking every comment insult from media as the worthless fox news and its puppets such as rushlimbaugh mike gallagher ...our silence gave them the green light to do more and this time is bullseye they hit us in the heart by this worthless low lives who decide to hide behind freedom of speech to insult the best creatureand \ of all our prophet mohamed this has to stop and stop now we need to use any civil human way to put these animals out of business and we need to send a clear message to anyone who has a death wish to think about insulting ALLAH ISLAM or OUE BELOVED THE PROPHT MOHAMED PBUH

Posted by: islam forever at February 11, 2006 07:06 PM (qUgpp)

21 to all the dumb fucks who thinks muslim are terrorist u all know mother fuckers u all can't live without muslims oil mother fuckers ,,,try to leave the middleeast alone then u stick u r asses is a bee hive u all get u r fucking asses stang soo leave us alone take u r sorry asses out of our land mother fuckers and we re even or take it in the poop and deal with it remember u fuck with the butt u get the horn up every mother fucker in this wesite who made any fucked uo comment about the prohpet and the muslims kabish mother fuckers burn in hell bitchs

Posted by: ossama at February 11, 2006 07:15 PM (qUgpp)

22 to all the dumb fucks who thinks muslim are terrorist u all know mother fuckers u all can't live without muslims oil mother fuckers ,,,try to leave the middleeast alone then u stick u r asses is a bee hive u all get u r fucking asses stang soo leave us alone take u r sorry asses out of our land mother fuckers and we re even or take it in the poop and deal with it remember u fuck with the bull u get the horn up every mother fucker in this wesite who made any fucked uo comment about the prohpet and the muslims kabish mother fuckers burn in hell bitchs

Posted by: ossama at February 11, 2006 07:15 PM (qUgpp)

23 Let us be reasonable. If some Moslems did something wrong, it does not mean that all Moslems are bad. You can find bad people in every nation in the world. An objective search for the truth of Islam is urgently reqired at this moment.

Posted by: Sally Clear at February 13, 2006 04:22 AM (OelUW)

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