May 25, 2006

There is Hope for Rusty! Scientists Grow Penis in Laboratory

Finally a sign that biotech is meeting consumer demand. And by consumer I mean me. And by me I mean Mrs. Shackleford.

Fox News:

It's now possible to replace a defective, damaged, or diseased penis with a penis grown in a laboratory -- in rabbits....

In the rabbit study, Atala's team removed the penises from rabbits and entirely replaced the organs with penises grown from the animal's own cells.

Atala says the new penises have blood vessels and nerves that allow them to become fully functional. Indeed, the replacement penises worked like a charm. The rabbits were able to get erections, mate with females, and get females pregnant with normal, healthy pups.

Via Traderrob, who has a great ending quip well worth the click over to his site.

UPDATE: Must. Stop. Laughing. From Graeme in the comments.

I'll think more of this project when they announce that the replacement penis needs to be grown on something a bit bigger than a rabbit......like a horse.
It's funnier because Graeme is a girl. A dirty, dirty girl.

Update: Apparently Grame is a dude! My apologies to Grame. Maybe you can e-mail stuff like this to Oyster and let her post it in the future!

Posted by: Rusty at 12:11 PM | Comments (14) | Add Comment
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1 Take this post down before Hilary Clinton sees it!

Posted by: Brad at May 25, 2006 12:14 PM (3OPZt)

2 Why, you think she'll finally be able to have the penis she's always wanted?

Posted by: Rusty at May 25, 2006 12:16 PM (JQjhA)

3 Bingo. It will be used for evil.

Posted by: Brad at May 25, 2006 12:32 PM (3OPZt)

4 She'd finally be able to screw the American tax payer more than figuratively.

Posted by: Rusty at May 25, 2006 12:48 PM (JQjhA)

5 So then youcan, well, you know ... like a rabbit?

Posted by: Oyster at May 25, 2006 12:49 PM (nBOAO)

6 Could this finally be the way to defeat radical jihadists?

Posted by: texag03 at May 25, 2006 12:56 PM (Xy7aw)

7 Aggie-- That's my argument, yes: http://junkyardblog.net/archives/week_2006_05_21.html#005753

Posted by: See-Dubya at May 25, 2006 12:59 PM (sF5cK)

8 I'll think more of this project when they announce that the replacement penis needs to be grown on something a bit bigger than a rabbit......like a horse.

Posted by: Graeme at May 25, 2006 01:00 PM (kzJYW)

9 Awe heck, after 19 years of marriage, I hardly use the one I got now. Get back to the lab and make me something useful like a tree that grows money.

Posted by: Brad at May 25, 2006 01:06 PM (3OPZt)

10 This story reminds me why I scoff at cloning in general. Because the world is having real trouble making babies and all. So, naturally, rabbits are next on the list, being another endangered species. Rusty, you point out the, er, end user will be the deserving Mrs. Shackleford, then you're surprised by Graeme's suggestion? From the look of it, you and Brad are the only guys on this string. And I'm beginning to wonder about you two...

Posted by: tee bee at May 25, 2006 01:24 PM (q1JHF)

11 Rusty, I'm a guy.....but I guess in the grand scheme of things I could be called worse than a dirty, dirty girl.

Posted by: Graeme at May 25, 2006 01:29 PM (kzJYW)

12 I think I just caught the bad gay.......

Posted by: Rusty at May 25, 2006 02:11 PM (JQjhA)

13 Why is she giving me that funny look?

Posted by: Brad at May 25, 2006 02:21 PM (3OPZt)

14 I am working on growing a penis with a tatoo of Muhammed on it. When you peel back the foreskin it exposes a bomb!

Posted by: Last gasp Larry at May 26, 2006 08:46 AM (FCC6c)

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