So I f***ed up the regular one. It wasn't supposed to be humorous, but, let bygones be bygones.

Caption this photo of Iraqi military viewing the corpse of a terrorist:

Fatwas will be issued today, Tuesday, February 28th, 2006.

Unless Mr. Venom says no.

***Fatwas Issued***

Capp: "Is today terrorist pickup or is it bottles and cans?"

Steve Sharon: "I thought the terrorists said they wouldnt take this lying down?"

Buckley F. Williams: "Listen Jabbar, I clearly called 'Allah, Allah, oxen-free'. And on top of that, we all agreed beforehand that the dirt patch in front of the falaffel shop was to be home base, not the dirt patch in front of the used car lot. If you are not going to play by the rules then I will take my weapon and go home. Jabbar? Are you hearing me?

Gratuitous Star Wars reference fatwa:

Venom: "Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid."

Your Picture Can Be Seen Here fatwa:

Anyone sees a picture they think would make a good caption contest photo, send it to me at vinceautmorire@gmail.com. If I don't use it that week, don't fret, I'll at least have it in Vinnie's Increasingly Growing Image Library for possible future use.

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