January 31, 2006

If Jessica Alba Was a Danish Free Speech Activist (Updated)

What would happen if instead of the global warming, Hollywood celebrities took on the cause of free speech in Denmark?

UPDATE: Remember, if you don't buy Danish the terrorists have already won!

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Photoshop your own. Bonus points for any photoshop including Angelina Jolie.

Another update: I ask, Aaron delivers. If Angelina Jolie was a hot Danish free speech activist.

UPDATE: What if Nicole Ritchie was a free speech activist instead of a hasbeen socialite that never was?

Nicole Ritchie

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UPDATE: Howie sends this Jessica Alba anti-dhimmi twofer. A tattoo and the opposite of burka. Click for a close-up of the, er, tattoo.


Posted by: Rusty at 11:25 AM | Comments (18) | Add Comment
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1 Greatly amused and thanks for the shout-out.

Posted by: Aaron's cc: at January 31, 2006 12:55 PM (ov6Vw)

2 Check your trackback. I want my bonus points. :-)

Posted by: Aaron's cc: at January 31, 2006 01:25 PM (ov6Vw)

3 Jessica Alba.......hot......hot......hot!!!!

Posted by: jesusland joe at January 31, 2006 03:43 PM (rUyw4)

4 Al Jerzza needs a copy of the Jessica picture. It would balance their normal fare of videos.

Posted by: Marvin at January 31, 2006 04:56 PM (ClgUv)

5 i read mohammed comics now! but then, i've been saying he's a boob for years now.

Posted by: mlah at February 01, 2006 01:43 AM (T2MO6)

6 The French newspaper 'France Soir' has just reprinted the Mohammed cartoons. Will we see a boycott of French riviera casinos by the Saudi royal family?

Posted by: Jul at February 01, 2006 02:37 AM (hWJvj)

7 how jwssica , i need you !!!

Posted by: alhousseini at February 02, 2006 03:19 PM (dq78b)

8 HI JESSICA I SEE YOU EVERY DAY IN MY DREAM !!! I LOVE YOU !!! JESSICA , I CAN'T FORGET YOU

Posted by: alhousseini at February 02, 2006 03:22 PM (dq78b)

9 hi jessica i love !!! you jessica !!!

Posted by: alhousseini at February 02, 2006 03:26 PM (dq78b)

10 you will all die. FUCKING KAFIRS.

Posted by: Farooq at February 02, 2006 11:43 PM (HqExQ)

11 To those who don't know: Jessica Alba is actually 1/4 danish (her mother is danish/french).

Posted by: Hustler at February 03, 2006 12:11 AM (svlBs)

12 FUCK YOU,, and you wonder why arabs hate you... stupid fucking ignorant pieces of shit

Posted by: ur mother at February 04, 2006 01:28 PM (3dMfC)

13 Radical Islam is nothing but an ignorant, self-serving "religion" that has NO PLACE in modern society. They preach "tolerance", but show no form of it whatsoever! FUCK YOU ALLAH/MOHAMMAD/WHATEVER OH YEAH, AND FUCK YOU TOO, "ur mother"!!!! I really don't give a rat's ass "why the arabs hate us". It really doesn't matter... When all the cards are on the table, we'll know who's bluffing, and who really has the balls! Bring this "jihad" on!

Posted by: Infidel at February 05, 2006 12:12 AM (6jne7)

14 "Allah" means "God". you don't know whay u said, "infidel"... please all the guys, please at least a bit respect to beliefs.. you may hate somethings or somebodies, but you don't have to shout it out loud.. Muslims and Christians and others! you have the same speciality; all you are men...please say only what you want to hear, if you want to live in a beautiful, peaceful,warless world... Muslim or Christian, doesn't matter.. if a man is good, he is good. and if he is bad, he is just a bad man. but let God decide it when we all die...

Posted by: human kind at February 09, 2006 06:22 PM (cD07R)

15 Hey so where's all the creative capitalists in this? Shouldn't we have: Bombhead T-shirts Bombhead Bobble-heads Bombhead Bongs Bombhead insense burners Mr. Mohammed Head (Like Potato head with different bombs to wear. . .even fuse shoes) C'mon, let's get someone to make this stuff, I'd buy it.

Posted by: ideaguy at February 10, 2006 02:11 PM (de9IK)

16 Jessica Alba eh (sigh) Now there is a honey even sweeter than Bacon. Hey I eat Muslims for breakfast every day and I use Islamic law to convert Muslims and the Sura 4:82 to prove that the Koran does not come from God and that Muhammad is a liar and a fraud. To this day no Muslim has been able to dispute my statements and even Imams are afraid to debate these matters with me as they know that they are powerless against me. Muslims goaded me to challenge Islam and on that very day the whole of Islam bit the dust defenceless against my God given Revelations. Muslims have no right to moan as if Muhammad was an actual Porphet from God when the Sura 4:82 and the many errors in the Koran establish that the Koran does not come from God and Muhammad is a liar and a fraud. So what is all the fuss about.? Get those Muslims online and dare them to come and face me and we shall see some real fireworks. Muslims will be running for cover to bury their Kuffar heads in the sand leaving them still with only one orifice left to talk out of. Mind you it is not all a loss as Jessica Alba sure is a cute girl. I would like to see my name all over her chest. Hey Muslims I dare you to come and attempt to defend your fabricated religion of Islam against my God given Revelations and be wary for I am not a novice and you will all bite the dust. http://islamcomicbook.myfreebb.com/viewforum.php?f=2

Posted by: The doomsday Prophet Starjade at February 14, 2006 05:02 AM (lzsm+)

17 Of course I understand why you Muslims are so afraid of me. I am most formiddable. You Muslims whine over a cartoon hahahaha well wiat till you get a load of me for I use islamic law to force Muslims to reject the Koran and the words of Mad Muhammad and they have to convert from Islam. Your religion bit the dust by the Sura 4:82 with ease. Come on people tap errors in the Koran in your Search engines. There is a challenge in the Koran the Sura 4:82. The challenge is open to all Muslims and non Muslims and the challenge is to find just one error in the Koran. If one error exists in the Koran then that proves the Koran does not come from God. That fact proves Mad Muhammad is a liar and a fraud and not a Porphet from God but a fraud. What is worse for islam is that hubal al'ilah is in fact a pagan moon god worshipped throughout Mesopotamia long before mad Muhammad was even born. Muslims are pagan moon worshippers. What you dont believe me. Well again tap hubal al'ilah into your search engine and read all about it. Islam has bitten the dust and it would have been wiser to go quietly. Now Muslims goaded the Doomsday Porphet Starjade into challenging islam and I did challenge the whole of Islam and islam bit the dust then shirked away and by deceptions. Now look I stand as King of the apocalyptic Castle and the Muslim Imams are afraid of me and my God given Revelations. So then people when a Muslim gives you some trouble shut that Muslim up by Sura 4:82 ing his Islamic ass. A list is easy found on the Internet.

Posted by: The Doomsday Prophet Starjade at February 14, 2006 05:16 AM (lzsm+)

18 oh my god why do u hate us sooo much just leave us alone.

Posted by: UNKNOWN at June 10, 2006 12:04 AM (0bqs+)

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